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Favorite Comment: Fixer JV says, “When I said “Stash it under the bed or something,” this isn’t what I meant.”
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Honey, I hate sleeping on Kowalski through Jackson. I’ll take Brown through Chambers tonight they’ve got much more lumbar support.
Not only very funny but specially funny coming from someone called “Lumpy”.
Boxing Day just got a new meaning…
When I said “Stash it under the bed or something,” this isn’t what I meant.
Is this what they mean by “sleeping on the job”?
Talk about “taking your work home with you”!
I’m now curious about the homemade waterbed.
Ah, University will be a cinch, I can sleep over every textbook I’ll be studying for the next 4 years all at once!
Boss: “I need your opinion on the Johnston proposal.”
employee: “Can I sleep on it?”
I wonder why my comments are being summarily excluded.
That’s the most valid excuse I’ve ever seen for not doing your paperwork
do it yourself box spring
Want to catch some Zs? Look in box #26.
File under “Files Under”.
Hahaha… Thanks man, for i was wondering why even bother with boxes to begin with but now its all clear!!! Makes perfect sense and gives me something to do over the weekend.
I used empty beer cases- it was MUCH cooler.
I prefer milk crates.
I like cinder bricks.
So THAT’S how I can fix the missing bed legs problem… I’v just had it resting on the ground…
Hah, nice! I totally did the same thing in college, with the giant cardboard boxes my HTD tower speakers came in.
What people don’t realize is those are missing ERON files hiding in plain sight…
Change the mattress to a futon and that’s the bed I had in college.
wtf
This is probably where they “hide” their various issues of Hustler, Playboy, and, in a seperate box labelled “Dreams”, Ikea.
Now, as you can see here, the auditor has carefully stashed his bedtime reading beneath, *cough* well, his bed. As we all know auditors are natural predators for the despair of mankind, so it stands to reason that these files are boxes filled with tax files and court orders. If you’re lucky you brought a shotgun, because these animals are dangerously overpopulated and need to be thinned out.
“Sorry to wake you at 3:30 am, dorm-mate, but I need to look up another file. Possibly the last one.”
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