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Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “I always thought the adult advent calendar would have anti-depressants behind the numbers… but this works too.”
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Sudsoku?
Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus, and he hates you! Also he’s an alcoholic and won’t be making his rounds this year.
Got to love the scots for an invention like that
Beer bingo!
Everyone’s a winner!
What does it say about me that I worked out that the obscured number should be 11? And even though I know it should be 11, I still have my doubts, given the beer involved.
Either 1 or 11.
You’ve mastered the process of elimination.
No, he hasn’t. You’re still here.
I love this one, lol
I like advent calenders now!
Touborg sold such advent calenders a few years ago
apparently the companys Name is Tuborg and i found a picture of the calender
http://www.dergestalt.de/media/referenzen/b_tuborg.jpg
Wish we had drinking by the numbers when I was in the army
Looks like the count-down to rehab.
You just gave me a GREAT business idea:
You go to rehab after you drink all of the beer, and you can drink as many in a day as you want.
Thus, you can cure yourself in order to avoid rehab, or drink 24 cans of free beer before all the fun ends and you are shipped to a far away place with an overly optimistic name.
I’ll just turn it over and the wife will never know that these are empty’
One beer a day – I’m sure he’s got other’s stashed. he he
That’s just how he starts each morning. Of course he has a stash of booze somewhere. While the kids are annoying the Hell out of you up til Christmas, you’ll want to stay wasted.
Beer makers should capitalize on this. 1 different beer for each day.
OOOOOOO, like one of those variety packs at Cost Plus World Market.
…or is it a 24-hour clock?
24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Here is one for people who like bottles better:
http://www.bimberstube.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/2006_11_30_adventskalender_2_640.jpg
And this was (is?) a real product of the Tuborg brewery:
http://www.dergestalt.de/pages/r-010.html
I didn’t find a better picture, but you can faintly see the little doors on the left picture. I think they discontinued it, when a deposit on cans became mandatory in Germany.
Makes me want to keep the Christmas spirits going all year.
That’s been circulating in e-mails as a “Scottish Advent Calendar” (note the brand, Tennats). Not sure how it qualifies as a kluge.
Forget ab crunches. Get in shape using the Beer Method. Start with a case of beer, drink only one a day, and at the end of 18 days you’re guaranteed to end up with a six-pack.
This is sweet! And I think I know someone special who’s gonna get one next year…..
Yeah, me.
Hahah, brilliant
Longer but easier, the 24-step program.
If you want to put a spin on it, you could always double up for 2X the fun in half the time.
Bingo-Hic!
“On the twelveth beer of Chrishmash, my true love gave to meeeeeee–”
Google “The McKensie Brothers 12 Days of Christmas”
(McKensie Bros are played by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas)
Ya Canuk!
win !!
Those aren’t the days of the weeks, but minutes past the hour! lol
lol these are sold every year here in denmark. win?
yeah but ye’d have to keep em in the fridge, and by the time ye get to 25 the box will just be a waste of space
LOL :]
Why didn’t I think of that?
I always thought the adult advent calendar would have anti-depressants behind the numbers… but this works too.
Those ARE anti-depressants.
What are you talking about? Those are the best damn antidepressants I know!
lol
clever idea
thats gooddddddddddddddddd
Wish we had drinking by the numbers when I was in the army
Beer me.
Truly a win. I almost thought it might have been designed this way, until I noticed it overlaps the barcode.
Hahaha! Very creative!
The hell? Only ONE beer a day??
I have seen some here in Denmark that was design like like that, in a ‘Netto’ supermarket. I believe it was Heineken?
Looks like the Fibonacci sequence written by a dyscalculia sufferer
Male contraceptive pills – one a day guarantees no nookie.
They actually make these in Denmark
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looks like someone is trying to escape reality…again…and again….and agai-I think you get the point by now.
I believe you are right completely!!!