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Adult Advent Calendar

Adult Advent Calendar

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “I always thought the adult advent calendar would have anti-depressants behind the numbers… but this works too.”

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  1. rhese says:

    Sudsoku?

  2. Ploes says:

    Got to love the scots for an invention like that :D

  3. Fireman says:

    Beer bingo!

  4. Chris says:

    What does it say about me that I worked out that the obscured number should be 11? And even though I know it should be 11, I still have my doubts, given the beer involved.

  5. Maya says:

    I love this one, lol

  6. TheAntiCat says:

    I like advent calenders now!

  7. Schmock says:

    Touborg sold such advent calenders a few years ago

  8. Johnny says:

    Wish we had drinking by the numbers when I was in the army

  9. waldo says:

    Looks like the count-down to rehab.

    • ck159 says:

      You just gave me a GREAT business idea:

      You go to rehab after you drink all of the beer, and you can drink as many in a day as you want.
      Thus, you can cure yourself in order to avoid rehab, or drink 24 cans of free beer before all the fun ends and you are shipped to a far away place with an overly optimistic name.

  10. waldo says:

    I’ll just turn it over and the wife will never know that these are empty’

  11. Mandy says:

    One beer a day – I’m sure he’s got other’s stashed. he he

    • TheAntiCat says:

      That’s just how he starts each morning. Of course he has a stash of booze somewhere. While the kids are annoying the Hell out of you up til Christmas, you’ll want to stay wasted.

  12. teebo says:

    Beer makers should capitalize on this. 1 different beer for each day.

  13. Cargirl says:

    …or is it a 24-hour clock?

  14. Marcus says:

    Here is one for people who like bottles better:
    http://www.bimberstube.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/2006_11_30_adventskalender_2_640.jpg

    And this was (is?) a real product of the Tuborg brewery:
    http://www.dergestalt.de/pages/r-010.html
    I didn’t find a better picture, but you can faintly see the little doors on the left picture. I think they discontinued it, when a deposit on cans became mandatory in Germany.

  15. JimDawg says:

    Makes me want to keep the Christmas spirits going all year.

  16. Mo Fletcher says:

    That’s been circulating in e-mails as a “Scottish Advent Calendar” (note the brand, Tennats). Not sure how it qualifies as a kluge.

  17. dono1 says:

    Forget ab crunches. Get in shape using the Beer Method. Start with a case of beer, drink only one a day, and at the end of 18 days you’re guaranteed to end up with a six-pack.

  18. ann says:

    This is sweet! And I think I know someone special who’s gonna get one next year…..

  19. Daniel says:

    Longer but easier, the 24-step program.

  20. Ron says:

    Bingo-Hic!

  21. Jason Warlock says:

    “On the twelveth beer of Chrishmash, my true love gave to meeeeeee–”

  22. Sw0rDz says:

    Those aren’t the days of the weeks, but minutes past the hour! lol

  23. dave says:

    lol these are sold every year here in denmark. win?

  24. Sean says:

    yeah but ye’d have to keep em in the fridge, and by the time ye get to 25 the box will just be a waste of space

  25. miketvs says:

    Why didn’t I think of that?

  26. Fanboy Wife says:

    I always thought the adult advent calendar would have anti-depressants behind the numbers… but this works too.

  27. tonilim says:

    thats gooddddddddddddddddd

  28. Wish we had drinking by the numbers when I was in the army

  29. The Cat says:

    Truly a win. I almost thought it might have been designed this way, until I noticed it overlaps the barcode.

  30. Lee says:

    The hell? Only ONE beer a day??

  31. Topcat says:

    I have seen some here in Denmark that was design like like that, in a ‘Netto’ supermarket. I believe it was Heineken?

  32. blackdiamond66 says:

    Looks like the Fibonacci sequence written by a dyscalculia sufferer

  33. me oh my says:

    Male contraceptive pills – one a day guarantees no nookie.

  34. Brian says:

    They actually make these in Denmark :) =

  35. just another person commenting on how much you FAILED says:

    looks like someone is trying to escape reality…again…and again….and agai-I think you get the point by now.

  36. JESSE DZIEDZIC says:

    I believe you are right completely!!!


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