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Are You Ready To Block?!

Submitted by: kristan mallory – ebay via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Alcysio says, “Pete Townsend would get really frustrated when destroying this baby”

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  1. DLZ says:

    The best part? You can bust your guitar on stage and with a little work you don’t have to buy another one!

    • Stoneshop says:

      But it’ll take you ages to find all the pieces again. Although, if you’re in a proper rockband you’ll have groupies who’ll gladly do that for you, and you’ll probably have some spare LEGO sets too to replace any that they still can’t find because fans took them (the pieces, not the groupies) home.

  2. aline says:

    That´s what i´m talking about!!!

  3. Skyfire says:

    Tch, bidding ended at $350, and that didn’t even meet the reserve price.

  4. Mr.Dude says:

    This will be on Epic Win by da end of da week!

  5. TheAntiCat says:

    Shouldn’t the tension from the strings rip the LEGOs apart? Unless its just some sort of facade?

    • Schneiderman says:

      Maybe they’re superglued together. There has to be something more going on with the neck pocket though.

      • no_body says:

        If you use a powerful microscope, will see that strings, knobs, wires and screws are made entirely with nano sized legos.

      • Gazbag says:

        If at the back of guitar the bridge is secured to something substantial, such as a piece of wood or metal, it shouldn’t affect the Lego bricks. Either that or it’s purely for show.

    • Quark says:

      If you look carefully, you can see that there is a laminated sheet of clear perspex between the lego bricks and the different parts of the guitar. I’d imagine that since this seems to be bolted to the lego bricks, it’s going to be strong enough to match the tension of the wires.

    • Stoneshop says:

      Um, no. The strings exert a compression force on the blocks between the neck and the bridge, and at best the neck would want to pivot towards the viewer because the strings lie in front of the structure. This causes a pulling force on the blocks at the back, and can thus easily be compensated for with a strip of gaffer tape running along the back, from the neck to the where the bridge is.

      • TheAntiCat says:

        Thank you Mr Wizard. =)

      • crackshack says:

        wouldn’t that depend where neck meets the body? Because if they aren’t level it might cause some problems? (or would you just use more tape?)

      • That Guy says:

        “and at best the neck would want to pivot towards the viewer because the strings lie in front of the structure.”

        “At best”? Try “absolutely”.

        Yeah, those big bolts that fasten the neck to the body on my Fender are probably just for show. And the metal plate that I always though kept those same bolts from digging their way through the wood due to the tension? I guess that plate is really just there to identify those too silly to realize its uselessness. I should just lose that extra weight and use some gaffer tape!

        Seriously – you might want to disassemble an electric guitar before you go downplaying the strength necessary to bind the neck to the bridge strongly enough to keep it in tune. Unless you were joking, in which case – Good one!

        • Sir Fix-a-lot says:

          Thank goodness they did not go for a tremolo version of the same guitar. The trem cavity in the back would weaken the body to the point of crumbling apart, superglued or not.

      • Stoneshop says:

        @crackshack: Stupid question. *OF COURSE* you can always use more duct tape.

  6. K says:

    Title should have been “Helllloooo LEGO! Are you ready to BLOCK!!!”

  7. Alcysio says:

    Pete Townsend would get really frustrated when destroying this baby

  8. splatman says:

    I came upon this right after watching this:
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704254604574613791179449708.html#articleTabs_video%26articleTabs%3Dvideo
    Brick coincidence? Probably not.
    Give it a Splat!

  9. Megan D says:

    At least if you like to smash guitars on stage you can put this one back together.

  10. Sarah says:

    I find myself extremely curious as to how that would sound.

  11. Superglueonmypenis says:

    I give it 4 out of 10 for not finishing around the knobs.

  12. Diyking says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to modern music just being child’s play.

  13. Estel says:

    I don’t see why this is a kludge, exactly. This is way too awesome to be a kludge. Now I want to play with Legos…

  14. Dude says:

    Am I the only one who even cares that it probably sounds horrible.
    I mean Jack White plays a Airline guitar which has a plastic body and it sound so terrible that it’s basically a gimmick.
    Also legos are pretty much the worst thing you could use for a guitar body material as I doubt it resonates at all.

    • TheAntiCat says:

      Jack White also sounds like a gimmick! ^_^

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Cork sniffer. You should know that tone is in the fingers.

    • sonic_777111 says:

      Someone is obviously forgetting the Ampeg Plexiglas guitar, used by Keith Richards and Dave Grohl. It was designed so that the body would not resonate at all, thus only producing the electronic sound of the pickups. It isn’t a gimmick; in fact, it sounds quite nice.

  15. waldo says:

    What’s next? A lego tuba?

  16. Asuna says:

    Bricking it to the man!

  17. Owashii says:

    “Zack got tired of just fitting and stacking, so he decided to try out something new. We don’t have any pictures of that though, so here’s a guitar made out of legos.”

  18. MacGyverFan says:

    NOW THAT IS AWSOME

  19. KitFox says:

    Build a guitar-lookalike from Lego, fine. It will look good.
    But try to make an actual functional guitar like this???
    It will have audio quality worse than the 2-cans+string telephone!

  20. OhNoNotAgain says:

    I knew it was only a matter of time. They finally found a way to make guitars nerdy. Is anything nerd-proof any more? For how much longer? AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *runs screaming into wall*

    • Kevin says:

      Just because someone is into guitars doesnt mean they arent a nerd. Anyone who knows too much about any subject is a nerd of the subject, or geek if you prefer that term. I know some pretty serious guitar guys who would love to have one of these.

  21. zorgonite says:

    It looks cool in an Adrian Belew kind of way but yeah considering it probably has zero resonance I bet it sounds like kr@p.

  22. Jompe71 says:

    This is what you get then you give a christmas wishing list to grandma and it states:
    “LEGO Rock Band” but the word “game” was accidentally left out.

  23. Sarge says:

    That’s either an epic win or a real work of art. Not a kludge. A Kludge is where you improvise a solution using things in a way they’re not meant to be used, and end up with something that is functions differently than it should, has a major design flaw, or is just plain ugly. This guitar only meets the “unusual material” criterion, but it looks like it would work fairly well, isn’t ugly, and doesn’t seem to have any design flaws.

    In any case, this seems to have been purpose-built just as a piece of art. Leaving aside the question of if the guitar is functional or not, the “made as art” factor seems to take this right out of the “Kludge” category. What do you guys think?

  24. Me says:

    Come on, anything Lego related is not a kludge, it’s a craft project! Anything Duct tape related is a kludge!

  25. Fireman says:

    Pick me pick me!

  26. camaroRob says:

    That’s cool as hell. So’s this black LEGO guitar (even the neck is custom): http://www.geekasaurus.com/clint/gallery/legoguitar/DSC04154

  27. karce says:

    That’s going to be a blockbuster

  28. Fanboy Wife says:

    I wonder what the drum set looks like…

  29. crackshack says:

    those indie rockers really got something going there

  30. dono1 says:

    If he would have started with a bass instead it would have been far easier to build on.

  31. MWS says:

    That’s the awesomest thing ever in the history of ever!

  32. P_Buttercup says:

    This is being passed around like gangbusters in the ALU (adult Lego users) circles. As a mom of a Lego fanatic family, this is AWESOME!!!!

  33. milpool says:

    so…. i wonder how it sounds…

  34. Thomas says:

    I feel this should also go on “epic win.”

  35. Matt says:

    666 thumbs up^^

  36. Gas says:

    …another brick in the wall…
    …just enough for my guitar!!!

  37. John Goforth says:

    Is [was] that a Peavey T-60? Those were some outstanding instruments. Had one, wore it out. I like the design, even if it doesn’t sound like the Northern Ash body it had, it’s a great piece of functional artwork.

  38. Andreyus says:

    they say you get too old to play with legos, but not too old to play on legos

  39. Donna says:

    I wonder if it will work for Xbox 360 to play “Lego Rock Band”.

  40. Yeah, that’s a T60. I have one at home and love it. Not as pretty as this but it’s a player.

  41. Larry wigglesworth says:

    i shat bricks when i saw this.

    ba dum tiss

  42. Chris says:

    Check out this Lego Guitar and Lego Bass on Youtube


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38IXZkhL1A

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  44. mrkerfluffel says:

    Leggo my tremolo!

  45. Conmonster VIII says:

    This isn’t a kludge at all. It’s a brilliant LEGO guitar, meant to be that way. Why in the world is it here under kludges?


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