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Technically They’re Not Blocking It Officer


Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Charlottalove says. “Table for two with free water refills.”

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  1. Bridge says:

    “Dude, why can’t I get the mustard off the table?”

  2. Daniel says:

    The fun part comes when they close at night and they have to put out the candle. WOOOOSH!.

  3. SNATCH says:

    Is this Harry’s Corner? Chartres and Dumaine?

  4. Albert says:

    Well, at least they won’t get thirsty.

  5. Wendy D says:

    My first thought was “Dude, that’s awesome!” OK, OK, I know it’s wrong but still, kind of awesome!

  6. Bruce says:

    Now all they need is a smaller table on top around the packing nut, for the salt & pepper shakers and the votive candle…

    (But judging from the orange marks on the sidewalk headed toward the manhole, the Phone Company is gonna make seating there a huge problem for a while.)

  7. Rowley says:

    What a great idea. I want to sit and have a beer there

  8. Anodean says:

    This is the night, it’s a beautiful night
    And we call it Bella Notte…
    Side by side, with your loved one
    You’ll find enchantment here… :D

  9. gingerkid says:

    Oh how I love New Orleans, you should find the pictures of construction barrells being used to fill pot holes lol.

  10. Adrian says:

    i know water is free but this is ridiculous.

  11. Maggie says:

    “Watch your knees as you take your seat.”

    Looks like New Orleans, and that looks like the front of the Times Picayune in the news stand.

  12. husabob says:

    I’ve heard Cajun cooking can be very spicy. “Waiter, please bring a hose for my friend.”

    • coffee says:

      It’s more likely to be Creole cooking in New Orleans, Cajun cuisine is a more rural thing. It can still be spicy, so the joke still applies.

  13. WhodatIzz says:

    This is a Non-smoking table sir.. you’ll have to put out your cigar.

  14. joao024 says:

    Combining leg dog-wizzing with curbside appeal.

  15. Pat says:

    Totally accessible.

  16. Travis says:

    Who said there isn’t a doggy heaven?

  17. Table for two with free water refills.

  18. Blackmoore says:

    Going out for a drink; with a prohibitionist.

  19. The Cat says:

    Now this is what the word “kludge” is meant for.

  20. OhNoNotAgain says:

    Nothing spoils a romantic night out like a dog relieving itself on your table.

  21. DanM says:

    This a set for the theater remake of “Lady and the Tramp”

  22. RusFixer says:

    if there’s beer in there, I’m drinking heavy enough to take this baby on!

  23. Dyslexic Dragon says:

    ‘Some water with your lunch, sir?’

  24. T.T. says:

    Now we just need a couple more chairs and dogs playing poker at there new table.

  25. Katxopixie says:

    I heard the deals were hot at the Kludge Eatery, but this is ridiculous…

  26. Asuna says:

    S’cuse me folks while I open your mustard to put out the fire in that guys mouth, he ate 2 whole Ghost peppers and we already used the other table’s mustard

  27. The Lurch says:

    Wouldn’t this techically be called Water Boarding???

  28. JimDawg says:

    The new decor at “Firehouse Subs”.

  29. Diyking says:

    Then Martin went inside for a beer confident that his disguise had worked and the safety people would no longer harass him about putting the chairs too close to the hydrant.

  30. Chuck says:

    What are we dogs suppose to do now?

  31. Static says:

    It’s a shield to keep the hydrant safe from the larger breeds

  32. Rebelle says:

    Table for 2 with emergency exit to the bat cave

  33. scoutguy says:

    fine dining with a built in bidet


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