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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dyslexic Dragon says, “Imagine how much better the jokes could have been if they had used a stool.”
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This is just a feminist invention: try leaving the toilet seat up, bastards!
Wow, I’m waiting for the jokes involving the words “toilet seat” to come.
I dread to think what is this device for..
And the kludge is?
Using blue tape is obviously a kludge.
or even using electrical tape.
Just an easy way to make it Handicapped Accessable.
Wife to herself:
“This will teach him not to leave the seat up…”
Honey. Sit down we need to talk.
Beautiful! A raised toilet seat and bidet, all in one.
Big poop, big splash, need a shower….been there.
A throne fit for a king.
They complain when we leave the seat up. Imagine what they’ll have to say when the seat is gone.
They need to take a funnel and invert it in the bowl to prevent splashback? Just elevate it on three pens hot glued to the ring of the funnel and insert it in the toilet bowl. Urine will run down the sides, feces will roll down and under it, and it will keep anything from falling the full distance into the water. Come on! This kludge is only partially finished!! I am offended by the lack of full on redneck-ism in their attempt
Nope, this one is just too gross for words! It’s done and disgusting!
That’ll teach em from stealing the toilet seat again!
You can buy raised seats at a hospital supply store that do this right. They have rails, too, so it’s easier for (for instance) very arthritic or otherwise disabled people to sit down and get up.
But the chair, of course, is a heck of a kludge.
Thumbs up on the blue tape. Use it all the time- doesn’t leave a residue like regular masking tape (or duct tape for that matter) so it makes it much easier when making tape adjustments and /or modifications. This guy was clearly thinking ahead…nothing worse than having sticky tape residue up against your ass.
Unless you’re into having tape residue on your ass …
I think that’s horse wrap (the coloured stretch wrap they use to cover casts on people’s arms and legs, that sticks to itself). Not only would it do a better job holding the seat to the chair, it would provide grip for less sliding.
Nope- I know blue tape a mile off. Then again, I could be wrong….oh, who knows.
The previous reply- kinky…real kinky. My wife and I tried it…not bad, really.
“Thanks, thats ok, I’ll hold it.”
remember the end of casino royale
It’s a Handi-Crapper!
For when high divers even want to train their BM’s to high dive.
I wonder if the chair is made out of birch wood.
Then this kludge could be a member of the birch john society.
Imagine how much better the jokes could have been if they had used a stool.
when ya gotta go, ya gotta go… the lack of any TP kinda concerns me, though
Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!
Wow…
I want one…
xD
Isn’t the Stool supposed to be IN the toilet??
Obviously, we’ve just reached new heights in potty humor…
Ummm….
This is a photo from their livingroom; every seat in the house is like this. The owner had IBS and really hates to miss out on family conversations. Most common phrase heard in this household, “Ggggggruntttt, pllloooot, ahhhhh”.
Second most common phrase heard in this household:
“Someone open a window!”