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Favorite Comment: Fixer favorable mutation says, “When mom’s drinking, passive-aggressive behavior and holiday depression all align properly, it’s truly a sight to behold.”
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Morons like you are part of the reason many blogs require accounts or do not otherwise support easy posting – please knock of the “First!” crap and stop ruining it for everyone.
that thing looks like crap to me
The toilet holds enough water to last that tree a week. I’m watering my tree twice a day. This is brilliant!
Maybe it needs so much water because the tree is next to a bloody radiator… it will dry out in no time flat!
And when it does need watering you just press down on that little silver lever on the left hand side and BINGO the bowl automatically refills to just the right level!
Cost a fortune at Barney’s……
Crap effort…
Maybe if Santa’s feeling flush he can leave some presents under it…
Also note the oven glove on the wall in lieu of a stocking.
Well of course for “wifey”
Apparently, they’re expecting “Kris Tinkle” on Christmas Eve.
OR
Wonder what they’re putting in the cookies and milk.
OR
If you’re REALLY naughty, Santa doesn’t stop with a lump of coal.
Talk about the commercialization of Christmas! This year it’s sponsored by Ti-D-Bowl.
Brilliant! Now Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo doesn’t have to cross half the house…
Its a merry kludging Christmas!
When mom’s drinking, passive-aggressive behavior and holiday depression all align properly, it’s truly a sight to behold.
And the daily needs is done on the christmas tree foot using the top star as TP ?
I like the loo roll decoration too, solves the problem of the cat knocking over the tree and breaking all the expensive ornaments. Just unwind again and there you go.
Piss AND water my tree at the SAME TIME? Wow, Billy, tell me more!
(RIP)
You take a them and follow thru. But what’s with the oven mitt?
mabe santa needs to take a piss
The Grinch crept in and with no chimney to be found, located the toilet and stuffed the tree down. Poor Cindy Loo Who would get such a fright, when she tried to take a leak later that night.
Lol!! Awesome…
AHHHHHH! I doo not knoooooooow! AHHHHHHHH!
…this sucks, every joke and bad “crap” pun I wanted to make has been done. By the time I got here, the horse was dead, beaten, and already used to beat another dead horse.
It’s a real bummer when that happens.
And tomorrow, we’re putting those two dead horses on ‘item is not as described.com’.
This just has “fire hazard” written all over it.
It’s a good use of TPing.
It’s a toiletree. Get it? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Win
The toilet paper obviously acted out of a need for self-preservation. Who wouldn’t have a strong survival instinct in that situation?
the oven mitt is there for when the toilet paper catches on fire, they can just flush it and re-decorate over the scorched bits
God forbid you get the runs in that house . . .
As if the tree wasn’t flammable enough before…
This is a a true ECO Tree; but what frightens me is the oven mitt on the wall.
Just when you thought the neighborhood kids couldn’t get any sneakier…
Once the tree dries out, we can pour gasoline all over it & flick cigarette butts at all day.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Not only is the pic great and I absolutely love the TP garland and “star” on top, but the comments are even better.
Well you see, the toilet was backed up and I didn’t have a plunger and, oh well, hindsight is 20/20 I guess.
I am SO decorating my tree that way. The economy sux and I have lots of TP
I said a cherry bomb, not a tree bomb!
When you flush the toilet, does the tree rotate?
The best part comes in January when you have to remove all the Christmas stuff. Just flush it down and be done with it.
Why is there an oven mitt hanging next to the air conditioner ?
Question: How do you dry a tree out so that it will burn better.
Answer: Put the tree right next to the extreemly hot radiator(note oven mitt used to turn heat up and down) until crinkly dry while wrapped in electric lights hoping that a wire may one day burn through thus solving your finacial troubles with a rentors insurance check.
HAPPY SH*TMAS, KIDS!!!
With a stool like that, its a clear sign you have WAY too much fiber in your diet!
the newest addition to the post-modernist art community seems to portray the thought of christmas going down the toilet
You’ll never have to worry about your tree drying out. It is a great way to get your tree to last all season long. It will probably turn greener the longer it stays there and then you can plant it outside in the spring.
I want that pic on Christmas cards.
Ahh. The missing link between Christmas and Festivus.
Not sure what makes less sense… the tree in the toilet, the toilet paper decoration, or the random oven mitt on the living room wall. The heavily barred window indicates that this may be in an asylum of some sort though, which explains a lot…
barred window? I thought that was the neighboring block of flats…
oh, damn. Perhaps it actually is, so my attempt at a joke falls quite flat…
This must be a spanish pun. To plant a pine (plantar un pino) equals taking crap in spanish.
Somebody really dropped a Yule Log in there.
ALVIN!!! How many times have I told you to stop eating those damn pine cones!?
Hey! Don’t make fun of John’s first christmas tree.
Randy Quaid would be pissed if he knew this pic of his tree got out…