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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bertram Golightly says, “Suddenly, the phrase “get your ass in gear” makes more sense.”
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Come on, there’s room for two rolls on there.
1st gear initial state, i.e. pants down.
2nd gear starting no.2
3rd gear producing “stuff”
4th gear gimme, gimme, gimme…
5th gear rounding up.
R: Use your imagination!
You work all your life bringing engine power to the wheels with dignity and one day, you get reassigned as TP holder.
The poor transmission’s self-esteem surely took a beating.
Dalek ^^
That’s the worst toilet seat cover ever after a wooden toilet seat cover!
Just don’t put it into reverse.
“Oh gawd!! It’s backing up!”
The flush lever may very well be the Hi/Lo gear-ratio shifter. Can’t find the clutch pedal, however.
They’re using this because they don’t want to put screw holes in the drywall to install a regular dispenser? I imagine one dark night there will be a stubbed toe to top all stubbed toes, and this will go away.
Looking at the height of the shifter sticking out of the transmission I would imagine something else getting stabbed or penetrated on one dark night.
Ah, yes. It all comes down to plumbing, doesn’t it?
That may cause a pretty painful “Skaro”
I’ll be right back, I’ve got to go take a shift.
WIN!!!!!
time to shift to a different brand!
When the going gets hard, throw it in first and give ‘er.
JB – I think what makes this whole setup work IS the translucent blue toilet seat!
Although, if the light is not particularly good, one might look down, see the “water”, and start spraying. Boy, what a cleanup that would be!
Hey! You can tell if it’s been flushed BEFORE you life up the seat!
I guess four on the floor is better than #2 on the floor.
I guess blah blah blah is better than… whatever.
HAHAHAHA!
Oh Dono, there you are, thought you had left! Yaaay!!
I personally enjoyed your reference to the evil machine race from Doctor Who. Sadly everyone prior to me missed it and just see an old manual transmission.
Actually I think there are more people who know what a dalek looks like than those who know what a manual transmission looks like. One of my friends was with me looking at his engine and he insisted it was a V8. We were both staring at a four-cylinder.
I clicked on this and thought “Hey, that’s not a Dalek!” I had to read the comments to know it was a car part. Can you tell I don’t drive stick? (Actually I don’t really even drive.)
To be sure, I know what both look like – even that this belongs in a rear-wheel drive. What would possess someone to use this as a…toilet paper holder…is beyond me – except the the dalek probably deserves it.
I recognized it as a tranny and have a spare one in my garage.
maybe I can do something similar??
I already have plans to make a glass topped coffee table out of an engine I have out there.
Agidius–I can tell you have a B.S. degree in Interior Design, right?
We have neighbors that have an outdoor christmas tree think that looks like a dalek done in lights. It’s cool in a bizarre nerdy way.
In the picture, I almost wonder if it’s covering something nasty on the floor.
bathroom for tranny
Exterminate! err I mean excremtate…
Darnit i meant Exterminante! i mean Elimanate
How about the excrimnator.
I’ve always wondered what the bathroom on the Tardis looked like.
Nice drink holder.
They’re just waiting until your pants are down and you can’t run away to convert you into a metal man.
That would be the cybermen *Bashes self over head to punish self for pedantic-ness*
ObTotalWeenie: That’s the Cybermen. Daleks just wanna kill u.
You’re thinking of Cybermen.
But that’s okay. What’s really upsetting about the picture is the roll of toilet paper is set in the “overhand” position. Tsk tsk; everyone knows that toilet paper should be set to “underhand.”
No, no. That’s the cybermen. This one will just turn you into a film negative and with it’s wisk lazer.
They probably thought it was a bidet. A hardcore, S&M Bidet.
If you think this looks rediculous, just wait until you see how they turned the rest of the car into a plunger…
Hum,
Since installing 2 screws for a regular TP holder is easier than taking the transmission to the bathroomm, I believe the owner made this in the name of “fashion”
That explains the blue fishy toilet bowl cover
Exterminate! (Odors!)
They usually flush on low gear but since they got back from Mexico, they use hi gear!
I don’t know what disturbs me more: the homemade bidet or that hideous toilet seat cover.
I’m loving the lotion sitting right next to the toilet.
Night time rest stops can be risky.
…just needs a gas pedal flush lever to complete the look. OH! and a rear view mirror for, oh… um… nevermind.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Coolest Toilet Bowl cover EVER!
Comment win.
You could burn an incense stick on the very top. It’s like the car parts turned into furniture on Top Gear.
i just pray they don’t have it installed in a mobile home!!!
First gear, it’s allright…second gear….lean right…..third gear hang on tight….4th gear crap…I dropped an oil pan….
The Vitabath on the ground makes it.
What? You’ve never had a transmission in your bathroom?
You might be a redneck if your wife has ever said “Can someone
move this transmission so I can take a shower”
Roads, we dont need roads where we are going!
Suddenly, the phrase “get your ass in gear” makes more sense.
Win!
Epic Win! No doubt!
Indeed. Bravo, Sir.
Excuse me, I need to take a shift.
As you can see here, early modern toilets were manuals. It would be a few decades before automatic toilets would be introduced.
For smooth transitions between #1, #2, #3, #4, AND #5! (Don’t even think aobut using reverse)
Toilet train your toddler with this terrific transmission TP toter.
If you can’t find ‘em, grind ‘em.
Sitting there double-clutching.
I didn’t see the TP at first, thought this was for shifting between easy flushes vrs the heavy-duty-super-plunger flushes. I was thinking “geez, I could really use one of those.”
I clearly see the guy who did this playing Michael Schumacher, ‘revving up’ and thundering with his exhaust )
The real beauty of this TP holder is that it has an ashtray on top!
Perfect for when someone knocks on the bathroom door and you have to say “It’s going to be a while…”
First gear; it’s alright, second gear, it’s outa site, third gear…..I forgot the rest.
Dalek: “Your excretes will be exterminated!”
“You will be exterminated for giving me this crappy job!, where’s the doctor?”
..And that concludes another episode of Doctor Poo.
auto get a new roll soon!
EXTERMINATE!!!!!
eer… Well… Alright then…
DEFECATE!!!!
Even Daleks don’t deserve that fate…
EXTERMINATE!!!
Use overdrive after eating tacobell.
Great. I have been looking for a TKO 500 or a T 56 to put in my car for a year and this dbag is using one as a toilet paper dispenser.
shift happens
I’m not sure what’s more awesome – this, or the see-through toilet seat WITH FISHES IN IT! =D
Am I the only one who noticed the bottle of lotion on the floor and suddenly got very very creeped out by the interesting angle of the gearshift?
That’s the s***tiest toilet seat cover I have ever seen.
WTF I used to have the same toilet seat cover XDDD
now if he used the shifter to flush the toilet, that would be impressive