Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” – Comedian Steven Wright (you know, the guy who hosts the K-BILLY Super Sounds of the 70s in the movie Reservoir Dogs).
Dividing by zero gives you more than just an error message on a Texas Instruments TI-59; it can tear apart the very fabric of time-space. It’s pretty much the equivalent of running into your future-self and crossing the streams, all at the same time.
One great thing that our attempts to divide by zero have given us is this t-shirt. Well, if not great, then at least “not as confusing.” But we think it’s great.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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Just had to comment to provide props for referencing Reservoir Dogs, Ghostbusters, AND Time Cop.
Is it only me, or does that look like a pink sock (anal prolapse)?
*pukes* never heard the euphemism “pink sock” *pukes again*
Now you have :>
It’s cool that the Cheezburger Network is trying to branch out and embrace consumerism, but they really, really need better designs. All of the shirts so far have been pretty awful. Not even just non-funny – they’re not at all attractive.
using limits you can easily divide by zero…and blackholes are singularities- just like us; we’re all just points on the complex plane.
Steven Wright rules. This shirt…not so much
Aha! The mysterious blue spiral in Norway is explained!
L’Hopital’s rule!
Epic Fail
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