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I’m Onna Bus!

Submitted by: razielthomas via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Lumpy says, “Dropping the Kids off at the Pond” takes on a much cleaner connotation.”

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  1. JB says:

    I guess the Cuban school students have an afterschool project in mind!

  2. Dwayne says:

    Can someone post a picture when they decide to launch that thing?

  3. NeedPlumbing says:

    You think this is bad, just imagine how it would look without the boat up there.

    • JB says:

      I’ll take a pic of such contraption next I drive by one like that. The owner used to rack 12 cords of wood and had a stove in the remaining cabin!

  4. husabob says:

    where is there a launch ramp deep enough? or do you just back up quickly and slam on the brakes? James Bond called; he wants his bus/boat back. You can order this rig from the Al Gore Eco-catalog.

  5. Sue says:

    People do the strangest things to buses. I’m waiting for one to show up with a helicopter strapped to the top–or what’s left over of the back when the Kludgemeister gets done with the poor thing.

    • CNinja says:

      Oh, there’s an idea. You could do it like a Navy Destroyer, have a small helipad on the back and turn part of the cabin into a hanger. Just need to find a small enough helicopter with blades that fold.

  6. Evan says:

    Spyhunter III ?

  7. Daemonmonkey says:

    You told me to take the boat on a trip!

  8. J-DUB says:

    …for those kids whose parents might still have a moat.

  9. Katxopixie says:

    The best way to ensure the school year will go along swimmingly.

  10. Lumpy says:

    “Dropping the Kids off at the Pond” takes on a much cleaner connotation

  11. TheAntiCat says:

    School buses; what will they think of next?

  12. Joe says:

    They’re out looking for a school of fish.

  13. Brett says:

    is the boat really on the bus? The way the boat’s stern meets the bus makes me wonder if the photo is taken in such a way as to make it appear so.

  14. Christa says:

    I F***ed a Mermaid!

  15. Jan says:

    What a GREAT caption.

  16. Dave says:

    And..?
    Its going slow anddd..

    Wow.. not as catchy.

  17. KC/CC says:

    Wasn’t this part of an alternate storyline for Gilligan’s Island?

  18. WN says:

    Milhouse: “It’s like Speed 2, but on a bus instead of a boat!”

  19. D. says:

    It’s beginning to get cliche, this business of hacking off chunks of a school bus to make it do double duty. I’m waiting for the one with a helipad on the back.

  20. razielthomas says:

    Dude I took this outside of a GameStop on Black Friday. I almost died laughing! It was being driven by two hippies. Which begs the question where did they put the XBOX on that thing!?!?!

  21. theotherwaldo says:

    Sometimes you need a really big crew cab. That way you carry the crew AND the boat.

    -And you just back down the boat ramp to launch.

  22. Jompe71 says:

    When all the school busses on the parking lot speaks about todays work one bus says:
    - Two kids puked in me today.
    Another says:
    - I got 15 new gums shoved up.
    Third says:
    - Think if we could be able to do some real mans work for a change.

    …this bus just stands there with a big smile on the radiator.

  23. Asuna says:

    I’m on a bus I’m on a bus
    Everybody look at me
    ‘Cause I’m riding on a bus
    I’m on a bus I’m on a bus
    Take a good hard look
    At the mother *****ing bus!

  24. elderwitty says:

    The keel on the bus rides round and round
    Round and round, round and round
    The keel on the bus rides round and round
    All through the town.

    The mast on the bus, it folds down flat
    Folds down flat, folds down flat
    The mast on the bus, it folds down flat
    Let’s hope it stays like that

    The shocks in the back, they creak and groan
    Creak and groan, whine and moan
    The shocks in the back, they creak and groan
    They will soon be blown

    The owner of the bus goes, “Kludge, kludge, kludge”
    “Kludge, kludge, kludge, kludge, kludge, kludge”
    The owner of the bus goes, “Kludge, kludge, kludge”
    And who are we to judge?

  25. Albert says:

    Amphibian bus – you’re doing it wrong.

  26. ChronicWanderer says:

    Some people are born to ride the short bus, and some are born to create them.

  27. JimDawg says:

    Looks like “Show and Tell” day at The Hamptons Elementary.

  28. Jim says:

    That’s the biggest keel I’ve ever seen on a sailboat.

  29. christina says:

    Ah, My Cousin Ben and his bus-boat :)

  30. Evie says:

    Is T-Pain on there with you?

  31. ross says:

    Bus,Boat is now chillin in Arizona. Cant get into mexico whats with that?

  32. Paul says:

    How come nobody ever uses yellow paint to get rid of the letters on the side of a bus? Don’t they make “school bus yellow” spray paint?

  33. Brian says:

    I actually saw this… it was being driven on the 405 freeway just south of I10 in Los Angeles!

  34. Chuck says:

    Go ahead and keep your stinkin’ trailer endorsement!

  35. Don says:

    The newest Soviet stealth submarine.

  36. nik says:

    I was trying to describe what a bus looks like to my girlfriend on friday cause I saw one driving down to her house. Now I know where to show her, cause it was THIS one.

  37. Macrocephalic says:

    “.. and that’s how I was disqualified from the 1987 America’s Cup”

  38. Kaevik says:

    I’m on a boat, on a bus, ****** ******


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