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What Could Go Wrong When The Dial Looks So Happy?


What Could Go Wrong When The Dial Looks So Happy?

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Favorite Comment: Fixer nimrod says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a knob that liked being touched that badly.”

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  1. JasonB says:

    the settings make no sense either. None, 1/2 or 1/1 lights? Is this a train,plane or bus?

    • Daniel says:

      Neutral, Half Smile, Full Smile.

    • Wiggedly says:

      This is from a train in Central Europe. Germany, Denmark, Belgium, Austria, that area. Actually the settings make sense if you try them. With 1/2 you still could try to catch some sleep, it is enough light to read, but not very bright.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        What is the leftmost knob for? It looks like a volume knob due to what looks like a speaker icon. If it is, what sound does it control?

        • Maciek says:

          It controls volume of a public adress system speaker. The system is rarely used today. Back in the 80′s when I was a kid, and we had communism in Poland, and no one cared about copyrights, music (current pop hits) was often played on these speakers. There are also speakers in the corridor (for which you cannot control volume).

      • Kevin says:

        we have the same trains in france and i’m pretty sure this one in particular is french because “maxi” is the short for “maximum” here when it’s “max” almost everywhere else

      • Piggedly says:

        This is from a regional and slow mowing train, usually you get to a stop every 10 minutes or so at a station you never heard of. With this knob you can control the volume of the announcements of the porter.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Thank you, piggledy =)

    • Gas says:

      Looks like a hospital’s bed overhead panel. The smiley knob makes sense if it is for kids.

    • dwbmb says:

      train, czech republic

    • Maciek says:

      It’s a train and there are two fluorescent lamps there, and you can turn on one or both of them. In the N position the fluo lamp are disabled and two little bulbs light up in the ceiling so there is no total darkness.

  2. Pat says:

    Whatever you do, don’t turn the smiley-face knob…

  3. Andrew says:

    I dunno…. N=None, 1/2 = Half Power, 1/1 = Full Power. Seems straight forward to me.

    • Orv says:

      Fuel gauges on European cars are usually marked the same way…0, 1/2, 1/1. One exception is old Volkswagens, on those it’s usually R (for “reserve”) instead of 0.

    • mynameisearl says:

      “normal” people in the States don’t do maths so 1/2 is considered 1 out of 2 and 1/1 is considered 1 out of 1. It seems that people in the rest of the world know that 1/2 means “half” of any amount and “1/1″ equals the “full” amount of something.

  4. Simon says:

    Doesn’t go up to 11, though.

  5. Shusien says:

    Wood metamorphosis half-way complete!

  6. Texchanchan says:

    What is this thing that has controls for volume, temperature, and lights? What country is it from? Reminds me of the BBC’s “Sign Language.”

    • Texchanchan says:

      OK, don’t think it’s called “sign language,” though it may be, but it’s signs from around the world in the same spirit as ThereIFixedIt.

    • dwbmb says:

      it’s from czech republic . and yes, there could be written “rozhlas – hlasitost” , “osvětlení – vypnuto, na polovinu, na plno” and “teplota” – but.. would you undertand it? ;)

  7. Albert says:

    Nearly full smile. And I guess the switch in the right regulates how cold or warm the smile is. Which would mean that the knob on the left regulates how loud the smile is?

  8. Cormac says:

    Actually, this is from a European train. I spent a month on these all over europe, never did figure out what all the knobs were for as they were always broken!

  9. WhodatIzz says:

    When you turn the lights off, you can set fire to the knob to find it later in the dark.

  10. Bridge says:

    It’s a half-assed customer service rating system.

  11. nimrod says:

    Wow, I’ve never seen a knob that liked being touched that badly.

  12. Wolfen says:

    Heaven help us if this is in a nuclear reactor facility…

  13. Jompe71 says:

    So thats where the last mohican went…

  14. me says:

    At first I assumed it was a shower set-up. The dial on the left to set the pressure of the spray head and the hot and cold on the right. The lamp in the middle…made me wonder but mood lighting would be nice. The smiley? Uh for those of us women that own pulsing shower heads :) So what is it again? lol

  15. Gabe says:

    hey the smiley has a mohawk too!

  16. husabob says:

    those controls look idiot proof… until some idiot stole a knob… good kludge.

  17. deeeziner says:

    Wooden Knob felt a little disoriented when his idea *popped* under his chin instead of over his head.

  18. Béla Hajdu says:

    This is a Hungarian railway interior. I saw regulary the loudspeaker knob, but I have never heard any messages from them. The smiley knob is not an official version, that is a light control.

    • ThunderBird says:

      Confirmed, that’s a Hungarian InterCity train. PA system volume, lights dimmer and AC. In all cases I’ve seen, only lights work, and those only when enabled from somewhere else…

    • bachterman says:

      the loudspeaker works, i’ve tried it. :)
      the ac is not ac, it’s heating. the cold setting is for turning off the heating.

    • Vylyb says:

      well, let’s just say it’s an european train, they all look alike in almost all countries, as those cars are used mainly on trains that go long distances all over europe…

  19. DemonSpectre says:

    Wait, thats no knob….. thats a Battle Station


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