Comments on: Real Men Don’t Use Can Openers

By: SteveTehPirate

SteveTehPirate — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 05:09:15 +0000

I once used an ice axe to open a can of tuna, albeit we were at 12,000ft elevation in the Colorado Rockies (and damn hungry)

By: Logan

Logan — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:04:50 +0000

I can’t decide what’s more disturbing; The fact that someone actually did this or that they bent the damn screwdriver doing it.

By: Real Man

Real Man — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:52:33 +0000

Real men don’t need food in order to survive, food needs them in order to exist.

By: PodSixerJerk

PodSixerJerk — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:39:06 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t use can openers.

By: LaelTheFail

LaelTheFail — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:25:33 +0000

I once used a rubber mallet and a screwdriver to open a can of salmon …

By: Big D

Big D — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:58:14 +0000

Real men use a dremel tool!

By: aloyshe

aloyshe — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:06:12 +0000

bah! Even my girlfriend can open can without can opener and we don`t even use such fancy tools, all we need is a good knife and the effect is better than here

By: Micha

Micha — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:26:14 +0000

I honestly wish that my roommate and I had video-taped us using the can opener to remove pegs in the shelf system we were making. Real women use can openers.

By: Wanderer of the Wastes

Wanderer of the Wastes — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:16:25 +0000

I think I’ve seen this cartoon before.

By: ecci

ecci — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:17:12 +0000

Did he check the kitchen drawer first?