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Emo Teen Now Cannot Claim “Sun Allergy” As An Excuse To Skip Chores

Nov. 20, 2009

Emo Teen Now Cannot Claim "Sun Allergy" As An Excuse To Skip Chores

Submitted by: clapeza via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Lockezero says, “Looks more like a cities attempt to combine two jobs into one. It looks like a tollbooth attached to a lawnmower. No longer will those guys just sit around taking money they’ll keep the grass on the medians and embankments trimmed as well.”

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I Love Wine Coolers!

Nov. 19, 2009

I Love Wine Coolers!

Submitted by: Sergey M via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “And after you drink them you hang them again and they double as air fresheners.”

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Kept Packing Even After They Took The Kitchen Sink

Nov. 19, 2009

Kept Packing Even After They Took The Kitchen Sink

 

Submitted by: D@vid via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Muff Master says, “Wow…..it’s like they put the truck in reverse, crashed the trailer through the front wall, and just strapped whatever got sandwiched between the trailer and the back wall to the back of the trailer! Kind of like the opposite of backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes to unload.”

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Now I Can Surf The Web AND Apply Mascara!

Nov. 19, 2009

So this morning, my buddies over at That Will Buff Out sent me a link to the scariest product I’ve ever seen for a car. Now it wasn’t so bad when it was a kludge:

Epic-Kludge-Photo-NowICanSurfANDApplyMascara!
Submitted By: Arcan 3

This questionable product has spawned an incredible number of hilarious customer submitted images and comments the likes of which have not been seen since the Three Wolf Moon t shirt. Check out the full story here.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer DLZ says, “Chat log: “omg i just got pulled over. let me point the webcam out the window so you can see the cop lol lol”

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What? Drunk Driving Laws Don’t Apply To Bikes, Right? RIGHT?

Nov. 19, 2009

Submitted by: Jacob Wharton-Shukster via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Big Wag says, “My grandpa told me about this “when i was a kid we had to go get dad his kegs it was 5 miles to town uphill both ways” shit grandpa probably used to be able to roundhouse kick chuck norris into submission”

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Whaddya Mean “Near-Sighted”?!

Nov. 18, 2009

Whaddya Mean "Near-Sighted"?!

Submitted by: Dad via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Brad-Man says, “In Soviet Russia, Television watches you.”

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Every Time Teens Think They Can’t Be More Mortified, This Happens

Nov. 18, 2009

Submitted by: Flechemuller via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer demdem says, “Come for a ride in my windowless RV kids – there’s ice cream and snuggies for everyone!”

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Avoided A Hairy Situation. Now Sewing At A Good Clip.

Nov. 18, 2009

Avoided A Hairy Situation. Now Sewing At A Good Clip.

Submitted by: tk via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Charlottalove says, “That seam looks a hair crooked.”

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Martha Stewart Spoiler Collection

Nov. 17, 2009

Martha Stewart Spoiler Collection

Submitted by: Winslet found at work at UPS via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dave says, “It’s a good thing.”

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Finally, A Way To Build Snow Forts Before The Kids Lose Interest

Nov. 17, 2009

Finally, A Way To Build Snow Forts Before Kids Lose Interest

Submitted by: Steve Butler via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Sure, he made the kids a snow fort, but he tore down their tree fort to make it.”

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