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Lesser Known Cousin Of The Spork Is The Duct-Foon


Lesser Known Cousin Of The Spok Is The Duct Foon

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  1. Figmints says:

    Now there are 101 ways to use duct tape!

  2. dragonmago says:

    Hygienic! (not)

  3. Gregg says:

    Live long and forklike! Beam me up, Spok!

  4. dono1 says:

    If it’s alphabet soup, maybe he can fish around and find the R that fell out of the title.

  5. DB says:

    Mmm . . . sanitary.

  6. JB says:

    You might end up with tape worm…

  7. Shar says:

    Chunky, the soup you really *can* eat with a fork!

  8. Gspusi says:

    Terrible meal they used for the picture…

  9. Toni04 says:

    Apparently not everyone keeps a twelve piece place setting in their desk drawer.

  10. husabob says:

    Cool idea…Where does one get food grade duct tape? Does the melted adhesive help the food stick to your ribs?

    • BoringTroll says:

      I don’t know about food grade, but the gray stuff from Home Depot is medical grade. It can be used as a treatment for warts. Duct tape worked better than liquid nitrogen in one study. (Note, it worked for 85% of patients. 15% of patients weren’t so lucky, and had to try other treatments.) It’s cheap. My last wart was less than a quarter inch in diameter. Due to the location of my wart, in the armpit, I had to replace the duct tape far more often than the once a week used in the study. Yet, the wart was fully cured, long before I used a whole penny’s worth of tape.

      However, if I didn’t have a spoon, I’d just use the fork for the chunky parts of the soup, and slurp the liquid out of the bowl.

  11. Daniel says:

    If you use it with the adhesive out, it doubles as a fork since you can pick up food. Great for rice.

  12. Zero Msc says:

    Wow, the crotch stitching is like barely visible retake this photo

  13. SG says:

    ummm, did you mean spork?

  14. Emtu says:

    Now there’s a person who needs a Splayd.

  15. cipher_nemo says:

    LOL, this entry should be on fail blog for title ‘scew-up’.

  16. cipher_nemo says:

    Ah, thanks for fixing that “spok” to “spork” in the title. Much better. :-)

  17. Wolfen says:

    The rejected spork prototype. BTW, that soup looks kludged together.

  18. russ says:

    Why are my comments always ‘moderated’ and then never included? What was wrong with the comment about spok sounding like some cousin of Spock’s?

    Really, what is this.

  19. one small step says:

    Thanks, I’m not that hungry.

  20. TheAntiCat says:

    There, I made dinner.

  21. Rizz Rustbolt says:

    Ah, my favorite Marx Brother’s film, “Duct Soup”!

  22. Brian says:

    After tirelessly searching for a spoon, Jim found himself in a sticky situation.

  23. Maas says:

    I can imagine the soup tastes bad enough without the duct-tape. Mayhap this is what the government can use to torture terrorists: Terrible soup, with the “duct-foon”

  24. GalacticCowboy says:

    Too bad duct tape doesn’t come in narrower widths – they could have made a spork, without the risk of extra fiber…

  25. obama says:

    We need one of these like Nancy Polcie needs a Halloween mask.

  26. ChiP says:

    great work!!)))

  27. Azaria says:

    It’s Welfare-chiq!

  28. prsfan2008 says:

    Mmm. I reckon I ain’t got no reason to buy no spoon. Mmm.


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