Comments on: Doubles As Defense In Case Of Zombies

By: Elena Risteska

Elena Risteska — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:59:57 +0000

Hehheheeeee… good defense.

By: Pirate

Pirate — Sun, 23 May 2010 19:45:35 +0000

Day 150: While trying to find more food rations at the Supermarket, the zombies cornered me in a bathroom stall. Good thing there was silverware that I thought would make good weaponry, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to lock the door on them. Also, I had already found a basket and stuffed it with food and water when they shoved me in here. Plus, I still have my flamethrower, and I have discovered that wrapping up a lump of toilet paper and setting fire to it makes a great bomb.

By: asdsdf

asdsdf — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 08:50:06 +0000

this was even sharper

By: vzwpix

vzwpix — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:35:37 +0000

If you have zombies coming out of your butt you have much larger problems than broken bathroom stall locks.

By: BobbyMcheese

BobbyMcheese — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:19:02 +0000

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By: Boom Box

Boom Box — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:30:04 +0000

You, my friend are not taking the zombie apocalypse seriously. I hope you enjoy being an undead when you are stuck without a plan.

By: paul

paul — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:55:35 +0000

Which is just an unnatural position the disrupts the, er, smooth flow of things.

By: Mr Frames

Mr Frames — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:00:39 +0000

geez, all I said was that I liked Zombieland.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:37:07 +0000

Just in case you need to cut the cheese…

By: mrmments

mrmments — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:15:33 +0000

You, my friend are not taking the zombie apocalypse seriously. I hope you enjoy being an undead when you are stuck without a plan.