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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Psst! The locks are broken- spread it around!”
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Strange place to have your lunch even stranger knife holder.
michael arnold is gone in the head!
Oh for heavens sake. Cut the shit!!
Win
If it’s a really big one, make a sandwich?
Toilet paper dispenser dispenses slices of bread, you supply the meat.
Google Jon Hamm’s John Hamm
The multifunctional knife…In case, if something goes wrong, u can defend yourself…
Great! And when I’m done I can start a collection of knives every time I visit this restaurant!
I really knife this this idea.
Door closed, with surgical precision.
“surgical precision” doesn’t usually come to mind when I see a butter knife.
“Psst! The locks are broken- spread it around!”
Who cut one?
Looks like the work of a professional lock-picknicker.
This is a bad kludge, any way you slice it.
Cut it out!!!
A sharp reply
this was even sharper
Is this supposed to lock people in the cubicles while your throwing buckets of water at them Or is this a simple way of keeping the cubicle door shut on a windy day?
This is a DIY glory hole making kit.
Free circumcision with every visit.
Rule #4: Beware of bathroom stalls.
You guys need to get it right. Rule 3 is beware of bathrooms. Rule 2 is the double tap and rule 4 is Seatbelts. No matter anyway, you two will fail due to Rule 1.
I’ll betcha the Swiss Army Knife people never thought of this one.
We do love our bathroom jokes, don’t we…
You don’t want to know what they’ve done with the fork – trust me.
Pretty “sharp” idea…
WARNING: In case of over-agressive politicians tapping their feet under the stall wall, PULL HANDLE.
Linda Richmond: This new lock works great… it’s like butter. It’s making me a little vaklempt… Talk amongst yourselves… I’ll give you a topic “Duran Duran” is niether a “Duran” nor a Duran”… discuss
It’s for the Employee who eats lunch “on the go”.
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
I’m thinking of carrying one of these in my purse because I HATE it how the women’s restrooms will ALWAYS have broken locks. It’s traumatizing enough just entering a public bathroom, come on.
You’re sounding a little on edge..
What are they going to do with a butter knife?
Spread the zombies to death?
Rather useful.. but I’d lie to add some garlic tails, just in case, you know =)
I did that at work sometime last year, before our workplace moved, and this looks like the same stall door, although they all look pretty much the same. Still, it makes me wonder if that knife is still there after more than a year.
Picture was taken at the Pizza Hut in Winfield,AL.
Take with my iphone.
You, my friend are not taking the zombie apocalypse seriously. I hope you enjoy being an undead when you are stuck without a plan.
Just in case you need to cut the cheese…
geez, all I said was that I liked Zombieland.
Which is just an unnatural position the disrupts the, er, smooth flow of things.
You, my friend are not taking the zombie apocalypse seriously. I hope you enjoy being an undead when you are stuck without a plan.
Hi! Bob here with this special offer of Zombie Lock 2000!It doubles as a defence, and a killing device! Only 19.99! Call now, and we will also give you this special offer of Eye Desinigrator! Call now!
If you have zombies coming out of your butt you have much larger problems than broken bathroom stall locks.
Day 150: While trying to find more food rations at the Supermarket, the zombies cornered me in a bathroom stall. Good thing there was silverware that I thought would make good weaponry, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to lock the door on them. Also, I had already found a basket and stuffed it with food and water when they shoved me in here. Plus, I still have my flamethrower, and I have discovered that wrapping up a lump of toilet paper and setting fire to it makes a great bomb.
Hehheheeeee… good defense.