Emo Teen Now Cannot Claim “Sun Allergy” As An Excuse To Skip Chores
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Lockezero says, “Looks more like a cities attempt to combine two jobs into one. It looks like a tollbooth attached to a lawnmower. No longer will those guys just sit around taking money they’ll keep the grass on the medians and embankments trimmed as well.”
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Is it air conditioned? That would be cool.
hoy-oooo
Hay-fever sufferers rejoice!
Hermetic sealing would help though
Your momma needs hermetic sealing. IP56 Rating to be exact.
KILL TRACTOR!!
Is that some kind of mobile tollbooth?
If his lawn was emo, it would cut itself
LOL! Nicely played.
Hope that thing has a kludge air conditioner installed.
The slot to reach to outside latch is a nice touch, the blind spots just add to the fun. Is hearing protection standard? Maybe the photo is outta context, and it’s used primarily at a driving range.
This one is just weird.
Ever wanted to take a sauna while you have to mow the lawn?
While excellent at keeping out the cold and rain, one wonders if CO poisoning is really worth it.
Is that the state outline of Georgia on the signpost in the background? Then this must be the new outhouse/fertilizer spreader featured in last months Popular Redneck Mechanics. Runs on methane.
Hahaha…….cool! Fertilize the lawn as you mow it!
Yeah, it’s Georgia. So somewhere along a state route…
This picture was taken outside the Huddle House in Hawkinsville, GA. Thank you, Google Maps and Street View. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=huddle+house&sll=32.281568,-83.473013&sspn=0.003011,0.003707&ie=UTF8&hq=huddle+house&hnear=&ll=32.281568,-83.473&spn=0,359.996293&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=32.281575,-83.472899&panoid=4S_horjh_8zIcdZQtUtR0A&cbp=12,298.77,,0,1.8
I disagree – there are houses in the background not businesses
It is if you look at the sign’s in the above picture and the picture from street view
Definite match – the road sign and arrows match. The loop in the power lines for the street lights match, along with the garage for the lodge style building across the street.
Definite match. Road signs, building roof line and a few other artifacts make it a positive match.
Motor Home for Sale:
Sharp-looking “Blade Runner” model. Cozy interior with wood accents and red trim. Panoramic views, cutting edge design.
Panoramic views that can’t actually see whats being sucked into those blades.
That enclosure isn’t for comfort, it’s a splash guard.
C’mon! Nobody has suggested painting it black and attaching a couple of horses to it yet?
It’s all you buddy.
Bonus: It’s in Georgia. Redneck kludges are always inspirational.
Up here in New England, we’d replace the front wheels with skiis, throw some chains on the rear wheels, remove the mower deck, and ayuh, it’s a mobile personal ice fising booth. Commonly referred to as “Bob Houses”, they can get quite elaborate: http://www.winnipesaukee.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=8921&size=big
Vampires need to mow lawns too. Not all of them can be graced with extraordinary skills….wait….
Some Vampires sparkle & should be thrown under the lawnmower.
Those vampires can go out in daylight, if it’s rainy, apparently. Otherwise, they do sparkle so gloriously one can’t HELP but notice. And then, they’ll have to lead a gay pride parade….We can only expect so much out of a teenage vampire…
Stalker shed mobile unit!
MWahatten, you beat me to the vampire comment. I was gonna suggest painting it black and adding Romanian license plates.
But now I’m wondering why the “bulge out the left side, is that for elbow room for making hard turns? No, upon closer inspection I determined that the presence of castoring front wheels indicated hydrostatic drive, so all turns are made by moving sticks fore and aft. Just not sure why that side panel sticks out. Some things are more interesting when they aren’t fully explained, like almost everything on ThereIFixedIt. Somewhere somehow it made sense to somebody or they wouldn’t have committed resources to it.
I don’t think that panel bulges out as much as the narrow, slotted panel is pushed in at the bottom. Probably inadvertantly provides some much needed ventilation.
I’m thinking MUNSTERMBL would be good!
It’s like a baby combine harvester.
Good timing then. Baby harvesting season is just coming.
high five and snap sir
For the discriminating landscaper who just can’t come out of the closet.
This could only happen in Georgia. Oh Rhett could you please cut the lower 40 for me?
This should based on a draft done even before those monstrous Austin and Rolls-Royce armored cars… There could even be a machine gun in the rear.
Looks more like a cities attempt to combine two jobs into one. It looks like a tollbooth attached to a lawnmower. No longer will those guys just sit around taking money they’ll keep the grass on the medians and embankments trimmed as well.
It looks like Trunchbull decided that The Chokey wasn’t enough to punish the students, so she decided to find a way to make them to work on the school’s lawn at the same time.
A mobile outhouse with attached manure spreader! The ultimate in convenience! It’s pooptacular!
Think he’ll put a plow on the front for winter?
“Sunlight allergy” is what all the stupid little think-they’re-vampire kids, reading Twilight claim they have.
“The Home Owner’s Association says I can’t mow my yard naked? Ha! I’ll show them!”
lol… dumb yet creative.
Picture shot from the streetside edge of the Huddle House parking lot at Broad Street and Fire Road 600 in Hawkinsville, Georgia. Picture orientation is roughly Southwest.
The rain in Spain falls mainly in Geeeeorgia.
My company sells high speed internet. I wonder if he’d be interested.
Actually, he’s just one of those die-hards that HAS to mow rain, shine, or hurricane. This was the means to keep him enclosed.
thus proving that the cast of twilight is so ashamed they refuse to be seen even cutting their own lawns
Comment WIN!
The Little Engine That Probably Shouldn’t.
This is the new Apocalypse Mower. Mow your lawn AND be protected from the zombies!
why all the hatin on emos? just cuz they’redifferent and more sentimental most iof you slack jawed idiots
Cry some more, you silly troll food delivery service.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Building something like that looks like a lot more trouble than just beating the emo out of him.
Someone should explain carbon monoxide poisoning…oh nevermind.
Someone should explain carbon monoxide poisoning…oh nevermind.
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HoraceRider,
That bulge that sticks out is where the control panel is. And yes, it’s hydrostatic drive. The reason there’s no bulge on the other side is because it’s a joystick drive – there’s just one lever to run the hydrostats.
If anyone’s interested, the brand is Country Clipper (My Dad and I sell them in Michigan) and no, there is no official cab for them. Feel sorry for that poor mower, it’s the very smallest model (JaZee One) that they make, and that “cab” puts it WAY over the weight limit.
Also, did anyone notice the non-standard hitch extension?