I Love Wine Coolers!

Submitted by: Sergey M via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “And after you drink them you hang them again and they double as air fresheners.”
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These are perfect Christmas decorations for the wino on your holiday shopping list.
This is how we cool our 40s in the ‘hood.
Actually, when I was overseas, we used to stick water bottles and soda cans up in the fabric tube running along the top of our tent from the heat pump/air conditioners.
Great way to get cold water or a soda in the middle of the desert.
it will be chill in a breeze
Tastes better freshly picked. Harder to grow indoors.
This kludge would make more sense if I was freshly pickled.
man i did this many times how bout in the tank behind the toilet or in the river when you go fishing or the always classic winter time like miller time but not as much fun lol
I see it is time to tie one on.
Sergey’s got no refrigerator at work, too.
@ HUSABOB: this is not wine, this is a crappy fake Champaign (though, still very popular in our country for historical reasons).
The pun of this title makes me want to crack open something harder..
I love waking up the night after, finding genius ideas from the night before.
Just like the Old West: String ‘em up!
And the sting came from Home-Depot
A guaranteed hangover.
For the win
And after you drink them you hang them again and they double as air fresheners.
Or indoor wind chimes!
If you turn the conditioner on “heat”, the bottles will open themselves
Thanks to my handy champaign bolo, the rogue AC machine was captured before escaping through the roof.
Peking bubbly. Makes a terrific extra-dry champagne.
champagne? yuck, no thanks. if this happened in Mexico, give me a 2 by 4, i wanna hit the pinata. now that’s the way to get smashed without consequences.
If you think there are Champagne drinking bears in your office at night, maybe it’s time to lighten up on the loopy-juice.
I can’t quite tell from here, but those look like Советское Шампанское bottles. Is this picture from Ukraine or Russia by any chance?
Russia. There Putin photos on the wall.