Whaddya Mean “Near-Sighted”?!
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Brad-Man says, “In Soviet Russia, Television watches you.”
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Hey, if you can’t afford the 96″ screen, you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.
Mostly used for porn, I’m damn sure about that. Can’t be otherwise.
It’s even got wheels on the base for true mobility. Maybe the wall is too far away. Or they fly first class so much, they are just used to it being that close.
I didn’t see that O_O
What a hell is that?
Maybe they got board with the old stand..
IKEA test markets its latest TV stand (tissue paper in background not included).
I think that’s bed sheets (what you said is tissue paper).
I actually like this idea. I thought about doing something similar myself.
Thought about? This is exactly how my center, left, and right speakers are set up behind my bedroom tv.
Can anyone tell what exactly the thing-on-wheels is? Or what it was originally?
Looking at it on my crappy laptop LCD screen, it looks like a milk crate secured to a base with wheels… extra kludge points.
Judging from the looks of that room, he should have screwed some clothes hooks onto the back of that thing.
I like the idea.
Looks like one of those really little wheeled footstools. I think the only reason it doesn’t tip over is because it’s wedged under the bed, which defeats the purpose of having it on wheels.
TV Aliens Seen Poking Around The Bed.
Actually, this is pretty good.
This doesn’t belong in a kludge bin. All the person needed to do was paint it black, because the job on it looks decent. All the weight is pointed to the front, and the mobile cart its on extended out, far past the front of the LCD. Still, not sure how stable that thing is, lol. Perhaps a wider and bigger base would help?
Now when “Late Late Show” host Craig Ferguson talks to the viewers at home, it’ll be that much more creepy.
that bed probably never gets “rocked”
Just how close do you need your porn movies to be?
Very.
Damn right. I would hate to have to squint to see the action.
Is it true that sitting too close to porn will make you blind?
Keep your friends close. Keep your porn closer.
Heard that the big box stores are giving these new DIY TV stands out free with all TV purchases on black friday. The cart the stand is sitting in is so that you can pull it in with you to the bathroom for added convenience.
Honey, have you seen the remote?
“It’s attached to the railroad tie.”
Oh damn, it’s on wheels. At first I thought they had just screwed the board to the footboard of the bed. Now THAT would be classy.
The wheels are there so they can zoom in.
I get scared ehough when my cat jumps up in bed with me, imagine what it must feel to have a tv try and do that.
In Soviet Russia, Television watches you.
I know. Anyone else feel like it’s . . . leering?
So, Soviet Russia has gone back in time to 1984?
I don’t want to see how or where they mounted the 52″
You watching tv?
Noooo!
TV is watching YOU!
In Russia…
Hmm, I have silenly gloated thinking none of these kludged repairs could happen in England but the Tesco bag and the heater tell me I have been deluding myself.
But there’s Tescos in other countries… right?
I guess he doesn’t get much action. That board should snap after a couple of bang bangs.
No kidding. Even a bad action movie could snap it…
At least when the remote’s batteries go dead, you can manually switch channels with it anyway.
I wonder what he’s tuned its natural frequency to….
Hope that base is heavy. Say goodbye to that LCD if that thing tips over!!
Now you can be close to the action from the comfort of your own bed – whatever kinky action that may be.
Don’t you hate it when a man walks into your room, breaks your tv by pushing the plank over followed by Ashton kutcher jumping out of your closet yelling “You’ve been Plank’D!”
And we’ll do it doggy-style so we can both watch x-files.
Introducing: BedTv…for when you’ve completely given up hopes of ever having a sex life again.