Martha Stewart Spoiler Collection
Submitted by: Winslet found at work at UPS via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dave says, “It’s a good thing.”
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“Hooney! Guess what I got you at Tiffany’s~”
Home Depot sales car parts now !
needs more gafe tape
Outstanding kludge using common items to create the ultimate Rice-O-Racer/Fast and Furious parody! I bet the trunk lid won’t stay open without a prop kludge, which just adds to the fun. Made by/for the UPS worker who absolutely, positively has to have more down force right away. Also doubles as an outdoor clothes dryer when parked in the hood. Bucket ski carrier sold seperately.
are those florescent light tubes on there 0.o?!? i might be seeing thing but it kinda looks like it…
well lit car that may or may not take u to mercury….
Not really FAST and certainly not FURIOUS!
I think it’s 1½” PVC pipe. So, no even pretending to have any aerodynamic benefit.
I thought the same thing when I looked at it!
it would be cool if it tubes and it can lights up!
“It’s a good thing.”
Ok, this one just flew over my head. What am I missing?
I’ve never watched her show, but I do know that’s her famous saying.
When he’s not street racing, he’s using it as shelving for his tomato plants out on the deck.
The trellis was actually to hold up his bookshelf, mostly rare first editions of the complete works of Volitaire, Shakespeare’s Sonnets, some Robert Frost and one dog-eared copy of Max Power.
That’s not the worst I’ve seen.
Post pics of the worst you’ve seen! Eager to see worst!
I agree, seen a few plywood jobs that were pretty terrible…
We the Jury (rig) demand more evidence. Even if it kills us.
In terms of style, this truly is a car spoiler.
dono1, you rock!!!
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Best ever. You can close this site now. This just cannot be topped.
Don’t lose faith, someone WILL top this. Also, if they close the site, where are we gonna go?
Let’s hang out at Daniel’s. I’m sure he has an open door policy for fixers like us (although the door is probably held open with duct tape).
I’m having a packing foam carving workshop on Thursday. Bring your own duct tape.
Don’t forget the zip ties.
What do the hieroglyphics on the tarmac portend? No more goofing on dishes? Martha will know.
Martha’s love of Victorian gingerbread makes the transition to street racing.
Chic magnet AND a towel rack. Man, what more could you ask for?
Oh, and did I mention it is made from curb side pick up pieces?
I’ll reserve judgment until I know if it lights up.
pimped by home depot. somehow it looks slower. hmmm..
Silly ricer, useless wings are for penguins!
Extra Fancy.
The fast and the fabulous
This is about like when your parents try to speak ‘the lingo’ of today’s youth. It comes off as so, so, sad.
Sorry, Mom. You really can’t be ’2 Fast 2 Furious’. I don’t care how cute Vin Diesel is.
This goes well with the doily hubcaps.
Meanwhile, at Grandma Mavis’s Pottery and Quilt Thrift Store, Mrs Mavis is mourning the theft of her antique sign brackets.
The Fast and the Fabulous
Classic.
Mike beat you to it. Funny nonetheless.
So feminine yet so…. power tool manly.
Wow, that’s gay. That car wouldn’t be any more flaming if it rear-ended a pinto!
You hang your wet clothes on the “spoiler” and dry them as you do your errands. Very green.
I’m such a geek I thought that Spoiler Collection meant an anthology of movie endings!
Spoiler: the car belongs to a computer guy who is visulaising airflow and takes his work home.
That’s Classy!
I like it, but it looks like it belongs on a Ford Model T. That would be more fitting.
It looks really classy!
Warning: SPOILER ALERT!
The president of the “Gay Ricers” club.
I bet you this car has a decepticon sticker on it.
**car begins to morph**
“I am Piece-o-shitatron!”
Ah snap. You’re probably right.
… And I’m gonna morph into … well … into a piece of living room wall.
Imagine that car crashing into a flat… just hang up the curtains to the rails, and no one will notice…
Why take the time and effort to do something this stooopit? I mean who do ya think ya foolin’? Well, that’s why it’s posted here ;oP
The pipes are actually NO2 cylinders. It does work, just not in the way you thought.
Does it provide “downforce at highway speeds” ?!?!?!
Looks like the spoiler lights up with the fluorescent bulbs. Maybe they are solar charged.
Don’t let your mum do your tuning.
Frankly, I don’t consider this any sillier than the “real” mating plumage with which YAMs (young adult males) festoon their cheap little rattletraps—although it does an excellent job of demonstrating the futility and absurdity of the whole concept.
“So, uh, why do you buy a cheap piece of junk and lavish tons of money on useless crap to hang on it rather than scrape all that cash together and buy a halfway decent car in the first place?”
Martha’s get-away car.
It didn’t work.
Very cute.
Nothing says ricer like PVC pipes and decorative shelving mounts. Oh wait, almost forgot the painted cardboard sides. Owner of car: either a teenager who watches Dragonball Z or an adult who’s, well… a moron.
I hate to be a spoil sport, but it doesn’t look like the frontmost part of the brackets are screwed/bolted down. Fake for the sake of posting it on stupid car mods sites?
“Spoil Sport”? I hope that was intentional.
Neo-barock tuning style officialy from the WestCoastCCustoms…Jesus!! Use what u got, heh???
The only thing getting spoiled is his pride.
this dude lives by me. on one side he has transformer stencil spray painted on and on the other and spray painted pic of jesus along with masking tape all along the front of it
I’m pretty sure Jesus forsook that critter a long time ago.
This has GOT to be a satire…
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