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Favorite Comment: Fixer Rich says, “The mother-in-law “coach.” If you can’t shut her up, you can at least shut her away.”
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It looks like that evil locomotive from I forget which Pearce Brosnan 007 movie…someone help me out here…
Goldeneye
You’ll have to excuse my brief reply and absence. I’m working and not feeling well to boot. I do still stop in and get my giggles though. Keep up the good work. OSS
Doubles as a portable shield you can clamper into for those stray mafia bullets
Instant Limousine
Obviously, this is an additional trunk. But for God’s sake, why make this freaky hatch instead of removing the roof and welding an appropriate frontal board and a lid? And of course I wonder whether the stoplights are wired.
its the rear of a late 80′s to early 90′s Buick Riviera, not a hatchback, but just conventional trunk. Which makes even less sense because you have such a small area to access the who rear of the car. Also, to do that you would have to remove the back seat. Not the best choice for this application
Nevermind, I just saw the little hatch on the “trailer” portion of the car
looks like an efficiency expert’s love trailer? why give up the F150 when you only need the classy backseat?
creative use of a front end totaled car. good attempt at a hint of aerodynamic efficiency. good kludge. the bumper bumper sticker says “Please tailgate; I’m saving for a real trailer”.
comes with brakes, brakes light and probably rear wiper and defroster.
decently waterproof and can be retrofit to sit 3.
yeah, I can sell this
But would anyone buy it?
getting those brakes to work could be somewhat of a challenge. it would likely be more of a drain on the master brake cylinder on the truck pulling it than it is helping to stop it.
Only thing missing is the horse and fringe on top
Surrey you jest.
I don’t know why someone would just abandon this fine piece of machinery in my lot officer…
Military cutbacks forced the new armored transport designers to “think small”.
Finally! A vehicle for back-seat drivers.
where’s the whip?
Just one periscope needed.
Get their cell phone too.
Actually, it appears to be some sort of metallic alien creature slowly devouring the car. I’ve heard of this once before. They especially like faux leather interiors, tinted windows and fuzzy dice and will go into a frenzy upon encountering new car smell. It needs to be destroyed before it feeds any further and reproduces.
Didn’t we see the front of this car a while back?
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/29/epic-kludge-photo-fuel-efficiency-is-getting-silly/#comments
No, we didn’t, that was a Chrysler Lebaron, This is a Buick Reviera
It’s perfect for people who don’t drive… but need a place to make out!
All it needs is some hubcap spinners to complete this fine customization.
That thing is like a piece of art or at least an optical illusion, looking at it I just want to see the front of the car every time, but it will never be there.
You could be on to something there Demetrius. The colors match.
NOT!!! The front section is a Chrysler, the rear section is, I beleive, a Ford/Lincoln Mercury product. Maybe they would look good together. Photoshop, anyone?
Guys, learn your cars, not ford/lincoln/mercury. Buick
if it was the same car it would be funny as hell to see the half with the engine pulling the trailer.
Guys! Where else is your mother-in-law going to sit?!
This is obviously for some chap who has a fancy sports car with no back seats. Hot date + no back seat = no fun. But! + new trailer = love time! Fully removable when hot date is absent.
My husband took a look and said, in awe, “Now, there’s a … thing?”
Now that’s creative, the stealth fighter had rear end damage ant the old car wouldn’t start one too many times. Shazam tail gate tested, tail gate approved!
It even has dual air-bags provided your aunt and mother-in-law are inside…
The mother-in-law “coach.” If you can’t shut her up, you can at least shut her away.
The most weight ratio to storage room FAIL of a trailer I have had ever witnesed
I think I got it! The car was to long to fit the parking place so they cut it to half! And the other half is…where???
I can see it now; “Well sir it is still mostly a motor vehicle and therefore does require a tag. Please step out of the car and face the camera for Cops.”
For that I would say, “then if it is a motor vehicle, where is the engine officer?” People do this sort of thing with pickup beds and I believe it is legal, even has the built in lamps, probably easy to hook up
The Silent Hill’s Number One Car!
I was on my way to that comment when I read yours. It’s Red Pyramid’s car! First thing I thought of when I saw it, in fact.
the real inspiration for mini cooper
Yeah, but they chopped off the wrong end. On second thought, maybe this is the Mini’s back end.
This must be the guy in front of me at the DMV trying to buy license plates.
Some dudes just can’t seem to let go of memories from their “first time”.
I just hope this dude replaced the upholstery while he was at it, to get rid of all of the accumulated stains.
This is the new popemobile after he finally decided to give away everything to the poor.
When I think “I want a tear-drop trailer to match my sweet ride”, this isn’t what I have in mind.
Nah, its a home-made ‘teardrop’ trailer!
‘Dyad Scout Craft’ perhaps?
so would this be considered a hatchback or a hatchfront?
The front paint job and angles defeats the police radar with ease. the trailer has never got a speeding ticket. But towing it with a Harley gets a lot of attention, a rear-car instead of a side-car.
Why, I do believe that is DUCT Tape holding it together!!!
OMG you’re right! Why is this vehicle not the site’s mascot already?
Also doubles as a camper.
Doesn’t everyone learn to drive in reverse?
What happens when Red Green and Steve Urkel get together for a project…
Did we do THAT?
Marty finds out what happens when you get the Delorean up to only 87 miles per hour.
Queen Elizabeth needed a more modern form of transportation – now it needs a name…?
It’s so kludgeful it’s being sucked into the Kludgiverse.
Aha, so that’s what happened to the other half of http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/29/epic-kludge-photo-fuel-efficiency-is-getting-silly/