Going To Kill Whoever Taught You To Say “Error 404″

Submitted by: typomanic via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer 404 says, “Take thy beak from out my monitor, and take thy form from internet”
Quote the Raven “Error 404.”
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Polly want a phone call.
It’s the best way to monitor your pet while you’re away!
WIN!
Clever! And environmentally conscious!
Someone better close it quickly before the bird escapes! It’s open source!
Once it’s closed, only the pet guys will invest enough effort to find any backdoors.
Just as long as they don’t go greek and try and get replaced with a Trojan.
Hang on a minute, let me go in the other room and arrange this as a true Recursive Photo. (My FS-740 worked fine last time I fired it up…)
We don’t have a Budgie, our Double-Yellow Amazon would be a bit cramped in there – for about fifteen minutes before he chewed his way out the plastic back.
This Norwegian Blue Screen of Death not pinin’! He’s shuffled off his mortal coil!
This CRT has ceased to exist!
So are the bars intended to keep the bird(s) in or the cat out?
Yes.
Better get that Norton running before he gets the bird flu.
You can probably fiddle with the settings to get rid of those vertical lines.
Yeah, just turn the bird tracking ring.
“Take thy beak from out my monitor, and take thy form from internet”
Quote the Raven “Error 404.”
that was definitely the most educated, well phrased and epic reply ever made on a kludge
Quoting Edgar p. :p
Epic
Edgar Allan Poe win
This explains the high number of tweets he posts each day.
Most of them say: Please run Norton to avoid flu
and Take out the remaining lead, please.
Polly want a cookie?
I think. She cleared them all after our last session.
(remembering coal miners)
If the bird dies, it’s time to get up and find some fresh air.
Alternatively:
If the bird dies, you’ve been on WOW too long…
very cute but that’s a little shy on room for a lovebird. I’d be worried about any heavy metal residues, too. Sorry, i know it’s not a funny post but i’m a bird owner.
All he’s got to do for cage liner is go to http://www.newyorktimes.com
No paper needed. How green is that??
You know… 1 bird in the monitor, is worth 2 in the hard drive.
my dead mouse is in there
iBird accepts cookies
And this is how I came up with the idea for my next project: Twitter
Every pirate needs a parrot. Polly wants a cracked copy!
That is not nearly a big enough home for a bird of that size.
Polly want an upgrade!
I always knew the Internets are, in fact, run and powered by hamsters.
Wow, that’s pretty horrible. I mean, yeah it’s cute, but what a poor birdie. Lovebirds don’t cope well with small spaces or being covered like that. Even if he gets out all, day every day, and that’s just where he sleeps, there’s the fact that old monitors are full of lead and it’s extremely unlikely that that is cleaned out well enough for something to be living in it.
Love boat? I was looking for love boat not love bird.
“Wow, this bird video is so realistic… waitaminute…”
Good thing it wasn’t a flat screen or we’d be looking at flounder.
Perhaps the recycling movement has gotten a little out of hand. Whatever happened to driving out into the desert and using your old monitor for target practice? Huh?! Huh?!
Whatever you do, don’t set up a firewall!
now I know why I shouldn’t have given away my CRT… lets wait and see what other ppl turn their TFTs into….
Having discovered far more bugs than they could handle in Windows Vista, Microsoft decided to send some birds in to actually EAT the bugs.
Wow, I hope there’s no residues of creepy heavy metals in there… and I hope that bird gets some sunshine now and then!
“Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage. rawk”
Internet Explorer: a useful app for downloading Firefox!
This reminds me of something I read on Bash.org:
“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’. While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ‘Tis not possible!’, I muttered, ‘give me back my free hardcore!’
… quoth the server, 404.”
It’s definitely too small for a lovebird, if he spent all day in there, but I homeschool my kids, so he’s out with me all day. As for metals, the inside is completely stripped, it’s just the plastic shell. He only looks so forlorn because he couldn’t figure out why I’d put him in his cage.
it would been funnier if it was 1 of these viewsonic monitors with the icons of the brillant colored parrots.
Wrong. It’s HTTP 403 or “Access Denied” because it’s a cage.
Secondly, HTTP 404 means “File not found” which means that you can only say “HTTP 404″ if you lost your parrot out of the window.