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Going To Kill Whoever Taught You To Say "Error 404"

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Fixer 404 says, “Take thy beak from out my monitor, and take thy form from internet”
Quote the Raven “Error 404.”

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  1. Dave says:

    Polly want a phone call.

  2. JB says:

    It’s the best way to monitor your pet while you’re away!

  3. Pat says:

    Clever! And environmentally conscious!

  4. Gargomon says:

    Someone better close it quickly before the bird escapes! It’s open source!

  5. Bruce says:

    Hang on a minute, let me go in the other room and arrange this as a true Recursive Photo. (My FS-740 worked fine last time I fired it up…)

    We don’t have a Budgie, our Double-Yellow Amazon would be a bit cramped in there – for about fifteen minutes before he chewed his way out the plastic back.

  6. Chris says:

    This Norwegian Blue Screen of Death not pinin’! He’s shuffled off his mortal coil!

  7. William says:

    So are the bars intended to keep the bird(s) in or the cat out?

  8. Daniel says:

    Better get that Norton running before he gets the bird flu.

  9. dono1 says:

    You can probably fiddle with the settings to get rid of those vertical lines.

  10. 404 says:

    “Take thy beak from out my monitor, and take thy form from internet”
    Quote the Raven “Error 404.”

  11. dono1 says:

    This explains the high number of tweets he posts each day.

  12. saintknowitall says:

    Polly want a cookie?

  13. Joe says:

    (remembering coal miners)

    If the bird dies, it’s time to get up and find some fresh air.

    Alternatively:
    If the bird dies, you’ve been on WOW too long…

  14. tamelask says:

    very cute but that’s a little shy on room for a lovebird. I’d be worried about any heavy metal residues, too. Sorry, i know it’s not a funny post but i’m a bird owner.

  15. Alleycat says:

    All he’s got to do for cage liner is go to http://www.newyorktimes.com

    No paper needed. How green is that??

  16. Rain says:

    You know… 1 bird in the monitor, is worth 2 in the hard drive.

  17. waldo says:

    my dead mouse is in there

  18. best says:

    iBird accepts cookies

  19. nothanks says:

    And this is how I came up with the idea for my next project: Twitter

  20. Sihaya says:

    Every pirate needs a parrot. Polly wants a cracked copy!

  21. phyre says:

    That is not nearly a big enough home for a bird of that size.

    Polly want an upgrade!

  22. SodaPop says:

    I always knew the Internets are, in fact, run and powered by hamsters.

  23. Skye says:

    Wow, that’s pretty horrible. I mean, yeah it’s cute, but what a poor birdie. Lovebirds don’t cope well with small spaces or being covered like that. Even if he gets out all, day every day, and that’s just where he sleeps, there’s the fact that old monitors are full of lead and it’s extremely unlikely that that is cleaned out well enough for something to be living in it.

  24. erkkilaron says:

    Love boat? I was looking for love boat not love bird.

  25. the cat says:

    “Wow, this bird video is so realistic… waitaminute…”

  26. dono1 says:

    Good thing it wasn’t a flat screen or we’d be looking at flounder.

  27. enderzshadow says:

    Perhaps the recycling movement has gotten a little out of hand. Whatever happened to driving out into the desert and using your old monitor for target practice? Huh?! Huh?!

  28. Roytheshort says:

    Whatever you do, don’t set up a firewall!

  29. notanengineer says:

    now I know why I shouldn’t have given away my CRT… lets wait and see what other ppl turn their TFTs into….

  30. Owashii says:

    Having discovered far more bugs than they could handle in Windows Vista, Microsoft decided to send some birds in to actually EAT the bugs.

  31. Mb says:

    Wow, I hope there’s no residues of creepy heavy metals in there… and I hope that bird gets some sunshine now and then!

  32. JUSTTOM says:

    “Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage. rawk”

  33. Switch says:

    This reminds me of something I read on Bash.org:

    “Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’. While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ‘Tis not possible!’, I muttered, ‘give me back my free hardcore!’

    … quoth the server, 404.”

  34. typomanic says:

    It’s definitely too small for a lovebird, if he spent all day in there, but I homeschool my kids, so he’s out with me all day. As for metals, the inside is completely stripped, it’s just the plastic shell. He only looks so forlorn because he couldn’t figure out why I’d put him in his cage.

  35. singinghotdog says:

    it would been funnier if it was 1 of these viewsonic monitors with the icons of the brillant colored parrots.

  36. LeetAdmin says:

    Wrong. It’s HTTP 403 or “Access Denied” because it’s a cage.

    Secondly, HTTP 404 means “File not found” which means that you can only say “HTTP 404″ if you lost your parrot out of the window.


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