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Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “Brother Hezekiah, wouldst thou like thine lumbar support and seat heater turned on?”
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That can’t be Amish! The seats have armrests on them!
The only problem is that they are not Amish. Amish would never dress like that. I have seen Amish on buggies like that with car seats, but that’s a rarity.
Swiveling captain’s chairs. If I went Amish, that would be the ride of my choice.
hmm… right hand drive, probably English?
A) Traveling in America.
Or
B) American watchers in England vacations.
What do you mean English, we’re still in recession over here so that’s too luxurious for us – I wouldn’t even trade that in for Cash For Clunkers!
For starters, it needs some Dubs… with spinners. Already has dual “fartcan” exhaust, 8 on the floor, and captains chairs.
Forgot to mention surround sound and auto climate control
I live near a large Mennonite population. You see this kind of thing all the time.
Let’s see: runs on 100% biofuel, made from mostly-recycled parts, and not assembled by union workers. Some would call this the height of modern transportation technology.
Seems lacking in the government requisite safety equipment. Unless the air bags come out the horses’…
Okay I will stop there.
Those f*cking animal abusing idiots. I hope they all rot in hell.
Can you imagine how heavy that b*llsh*t is?
Well, why would I want to imagine it when I could just put it on a scale and quantify it with a number?
Their beasts of burden. Their skeletal system can handle. What’s the problem?
They’re not carrying it. They’re pulling it. And they look fine. What is animal abuse, if anything, is allowing horses to share the streets with cars. They frequently get hit and killed. But I’m not an expert on the matter.
your comment befits your name. are you kidding me??
Actually, it’s not that bad. I’m no where near close to a horse’s weight and size and I could probably pull that. It’s very easy to pull large weights over a level surface if they’re on wheels.
English, not Amish
Wagon, not a buggy
Mules, not horses
Shaken, not stirred.
Yeah, I thought they looked like funny horses. lol Okay, allowing MULES to share the roadway…
Look at the size of that sunroof!!
Pa: “Look Dad! We can’t ride in cars, but now we can pretend. I stole these out of a 94 Honda Accord.”
Grandpa: “Stylin’ son. Way to find a loophole.”
Pa: “Those English are missing out; this is REAL horsepower. I’m about to turn these babies loose. Hang on kids, I haven’t stolen any seat belts yet!”
scratch that last one, I didn’t look at the seats very close. This is more accurate.
Pa: “Look Dad! We can’t ride in cars, but now we can pretend. I stole these out of a 94 Ford Aerostar.”
Grandpa: “Stylin’ son. Way to find a loophole.”
Pa: “Those English are missing out; this is REAL horsepower. I’m about to turn these babies loose. Hang on kids, I haven’t stolen any seat belts yet!”
Them ain’t horses, boys and girls–take a look at them ears. Try mule power.
Brother Hezekiah, wouldst thou like thine lumbar support and seat heater turned on?
Ah yes, nothing says 16th century deprivation like bucket seats.
All that, and I’ll bet there’s not a cup holder among them…
As seen on “The Real Housewives Of Mennonite County”.
I see commercial value here.
That kid should be in a safety seat!!! And his left turn signal has been on since he left the Amana Colonies!
Might as well be comfortable while vibrating your kidneys loose.
Holla if you live in an area where you might actually see this and also know that amish are not the peace loving 18th century puritans that they make themselves out to be to tourists
Their shifty folks I tell ya!
I actually do live where this picture was taken and apparently you have not been around many Amish people or you would be able to look at that picture and easily realize those people are not Amish and that wagon is nothing like what an Amish person would drive.
Furthermore, most Amish people I know don’t practice their beliefs to make money from tourists and would rather not be gawked at like they are aliens.
Anyone know where this picture was taken?
Does it have stow and go seating?
Map pockets in the WAY back – no sense giving the kids a place to store whoopie pie remains or friendship bread crumbs. Maps?!? We don’t NEED no stinkin’ maps!
…or license plate, or registration (no glove compartment or visor for that anyway).
Not to mention an engine.
Put your seats in upright position and make sure that you’re buckled up – takeoff will happen shortly.
Is that picture from Romania????? God!
The car in the foreground is left hand drive so it’s definitely not English!
It’s true; those old-tyme buggies don’t provide much lumbar support.
This is a grandfather and his grandchildren out for a Sunday afternoon ride. The regular tires, not wooden wheels, make it fairly easy for the MULES to pull . The animals are well taken care of. They are not Amish and they are not English. They are Southern and have no intentions of bothering anyone.
Thank you for watching “Pimp My Wagon”
Overheard in the parking lot of the local feed store… “See Ezekiel, put some Recaro’s on it, and with Enzo in the reigns, it’s as good as a 308GTB any day of the week!”
The right-hand-drive suggests that it’s an import (probably Japan or the UK), but does it have cup-holders, GPS navigation, or a multi-zone climate control system?
OR it implies that these folks are about to deliver the neighborhood mail AND the local penny saver in one trip. Dad drops the mail, kid drops the paper and grandpa tries not to drop a few f-bombs while telling them both what they’re doing wrong.
There is a very similar rig near my house in Mississippi that has a recliner in the back. I’ll have to get a pic of it.
What goes “klip…… klop…..klip…..klop…….bang.bang… klip.klop.klip.klop
A mennonite drive by shooting.
Hey, wait isn’t that Clint Eastwood and “Two mules for Sister Sarah”?
I’d like to see what that rig could do at Talladega. If they got caught in “The Big One” the interview may go like this:
Reporter: So what happened out there?
Driver: Well she’s been running good all day but at that last pit stop I told Brother Ezekiel to put a quarter turn in cause she got a little loose in turn 4. Well the boys didn’t put enough wedge in and we never had a spoiler so she got loose in turn 4 again then Junior got into me and we wound up in the wall. But I want to thank the 10 Commandments Team for all their hard work and I want to thank Brother Hosea Racing for the engine and I want to thank Ruth’s Quilts for their sponsorship and Lancaster PA
Shake and bake!
Those are my Jetta seats!
I’m pretty sure this is from Mule Day in Calvary, Georgia.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10389614@N07/3068185183/
Can you spot the two asses in this picture?
People can push a several ton car on flat pavement! that rig is no trouble for trained driving animals to pull, people have to roll that thing around on there own after it is unhithed. I drive horses and all the differnt ones even the big coaches are moved by 2 to4 people, before the horses are hitched and after horses are unhitched. Usually horses are harnessed , led to driving area, cart is waiting and horse stands still and driver rolls cart up to horse and hitches, then off ya go! After ya unhook put horse away go roll cart back to parking spot. I put cart around too!
Wonder if he can get a second gear “chirp”….