Comments on: All The Holiday Spirit, None Of The Gooey Innards

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:15:33 +0000

That’s not paint drippings, that’s drool. Whatsamatteryou? You never see a horror movie??

By: Dennis F

Dennis F — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:54:23 +0000

We take our pumpkins and put them in the back yard for the squirrels. They love them.

By: TheAntiCat

TheAntiCat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:38:17 +0000

That. Is. Awesome. Epic win!

By: TheAntiCat

TheAntiCat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:36:42 +0000

HOLY HELL! Why haven’t I thought of that? “Honey, were going to Wal-mart!”

By: TheAntiCat

TheAntiCat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:35:05 +0000

Well, since you put it that way….

By: RusFixer

RusFixer — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:26:39 +0000

I suppose that the lightbulb is lying on the bottom of the container, so it possibly could have ended in a stinky mess of melt plastic anyway.

By: John

John — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:08:27 +0000

I bet he is the kind of person that would fill a soccer ball with water and leave it in the yard and watch for someone to kick it.

By: kingofcob

kingofcob — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:07:29 +0000

Where can I get seed for it?

By: D.

D. — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:47:40 +0000

I just remembered (you’re going to love this): when I was a kid, older kids in our neighborhood used to come around late at night with a bat and bash everybodies’ pumpkins all up and down the street. Our next-door neighbor put together a pretty good kludge. He somehow made a mold of a real pumpkin, made a cast in portland cement, and carefully painted it. The way we knew the bashers were using an aluminum bat was, one late October night, we heard the thing ring out, followed immediately by a string of profanity and the sound of the bat clattering on his porch.

By: D.

D. — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:40:29 +0000

I get it: so the real pumpkin is a decoy for the late-night bashers, and when they’re done there will still be a halloween decoration on the porch!