Occam’s Razor?
Submitted By: Susan D
Favorite Comment: Fixer Weirdloopylou says, “So this is Gillete’s new marketing campaign? Screw the multiple blades, real men shave with a rusty strip of shrapnel. Tetanus, the best a man can get.”
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looks like something that might be handy to scrape off an old car registration sticker or paint off a glazed window frame
I was thinking scraper for getting paint off windows too, does this means we’re both kludgers at heart? lol
Looks like it could be a prison shank, too. The Gillette Bayonet. Scary, and I shave with an ol’ school straight razor.
Gillette Bayonet, WIN!
I’d hate to see the result of pressing too hard with that… *shudders*
Why so serious?
Here we have the inspiration for the movie Scarface. “Let me introduce you to my little friend.”
It’s the Gillete Emo. For the days when you just want to cut yourself!
I bet this is Billy Sanguine’s (I’m referring to the book “Skulduggery Pleasant – playing with fire” from D. Landy) razor!! (Quote: How am I supposed to kill people??! How am I supposed to even [/b] shave [b/] ??
s***! i need a HTML 1-0-1 !!! :-/
if it even allows HTML, it would be [b]shave[/b]
Wow, someone else who’s read that book… You made me come out of lurking for that
That’s my motto: When all else fails, read the directions.
Skulduggery win!
that book with the skeleton?
Finding that sensitive spot… THE EASY WAY!
More like Darwin’s Shaver…
I just hope he has [i]really[/i] good concentration!
That just screams ‘Tetanus’ to me!
Can’t wait to see the Mach 3 version of that…
The shape and design of this razor is really sharp, definitely a clear cut above the rest.
It’s a good thing this is only one blade, because multiple blades would make it not Occam’s. When only one blade would do the job, there’s no need for multiple blades.
Haven’t you guys noticed that the blade’s been put on the wrong way round? If he was ever going to shave with this then the blade edge would be at the bottom. I’m inclined to agree with the comment about window scraper than anything to do with shaving.
What’s holding the blade on?
Superglue
Gravity
On second thought, I don’t buy this kludge. This was mocked up for the photo. The submitter is welcome to prove me wrong by showing the reverse side and the attachment method.
I’d tend to agree. Knowing what the fitting actually looks like on that brand of razor, I don’t see what’s holding it on either, as it seems to be simply sitting on the top. Unless it’s glued on of course.
So…the simplest kludge is usually the correct one?
Sometimes opening a box gets a bit hairy.
No! DO NOT USE!
Here we see the new cutting-edge advancement in razor design. The Giant Razor – with “stylish gripping handle”. By the looks of it, this may be the prototype model for the Giant Razor Plus. (“With Supersubsonic Vibratones!”) Never before has shaving felt so manly, yet modern…
*May also be used to strip paint and paper, Improper use can result in a high risk of injury. We are not responsible for any fatalities induced.”
I suppose this is what you shave with if you have a “glass jaw”?
Like Balancing a Sword… Only Smaller…
Susan spilled a package of 50 utility knife blades. With a dab of blue sticky stuff, Susan has converted an old shaver handle into a tool for safely picking up such dangerous items.
More like Hanlon’s razor.
Ha! Exactly. This is the perfect example of that. Maybe Occam’s fits too, though. The simplest stupidity . . .
no, this is Darwin’s Blade!!
So this is Gillete’s new marketing campaign? Screw the multiple blades, real men shave with a rusty strip of shrapnel. Tetanus, the best a man can get.
Brutal. Though, Nikolay Valuev (who is possibly the most brutal-looking man on Earth) prefers a hatchet.
Or Chainsaw, that is one scary looking dude, i am gonna have nightmares!!!!!
Don’t let the ‘Emo’ kids see this damn thing!
You can shave and chop your coke with the same blade now.
For when you need that smooth clean shave and also have some boxes to open.
Love this. The start of a new ad campaign?
I SOL’d (screamed out loud).
That thing comes with a whole bunch of toilet paper, doesn’t it?
My affection for this type of kludge is only skin-deep
“Introducing the brand-new face remover. Hairs will take years to grow back on your face.”
Whereas other blades are designed to gently coax the hair from beneath the skin, ours just removes the first layer altogether. *we recommend against using aftershave for the first week. Vitamin E is better*
Fallout 3 title win. and that looks extremely dangerous
Nothing like a hot shower and a quick flensing before breakfast.
scary, isn’t it?
thats not a rusty blade. thats a LENOX Gold series utility blade with a titanium edge. i use these in my utility knife all the time. probably used as a makeshift xacto knife.
thats not a rusty blade. thats just already been used by an emo, i know theres not much staining on it but they can never seem to get it right…
They do sell disposable razor blades like that in the shaving isle. It used to be done by a lot of people. They’re more flexible then a traditional straight blade, which makes them better to cut with.
A handle would make it more difficult though, not less.
Also not recomended for use in the bikini area
gilette the best a man can get!! XD