Like Balancing A Sword…Only Bigger…

Submitted by: Mark Senn, Macon Ga via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I can actually hear his insurance premiums going up.”
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This looks like my car during camping season.
“Hey Greg, I still don’t think it’s gonna fit in the boot.”
Please tell me they’re not trying to put it in their trunk and that this is just an Evel Knievel-type car jumping stunt gone terribly wrong.
Because that would at least be within the realm of expectation, right? Trying to stuff an ATV in the trunk of a car is just beyond WTF. On the bright side, if the car overbalances, they already have a pretty heavy wheelie bar, with drive wheels! And if everyone in the car just moves to one side of the car or the other, they can steer the car like a skateboard, without the need for the front wheels! So it works out either way!
*CRUNCH* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I said ‘…open up and say AHHH…’ NOT ‘…here comes the monster truck, open up the garage!’ BAD Cutlass, no bite!
OK, either that is a cheap spoiler for a rear wheel drive car or a camouflage excuse for driving slowly in a front wheel drive car. Either way, Top Gear has gone cheap.
How much are utility trailers at Harbor Freight? Why am I asking?
Uh, dude, this is not how hybrid cars are made.
I almost can see the unloading procedure: the quad bike touches the ground with its rear wheels, the ride returns to its normal position, thus giving a leverage to the quad bike’s front wheels, and voila! – the precious sports vehicle flips over, maybe even breaking the legs of those who tried to unload it.
One major pot hole and there goes the unibody, bent right at the shock towers.
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The only “fix” I see is fixing overpopulation one car at a time.
Looks like their GPS took them on the wrong route.
This could be part of a sweet scene in a backwoods car chase movie
So did they use duct tape or zip ties to hold that in?
That isn’t legal to drive (at least in Michigan). There isn’t a red flag at the back of the vehicle.
Maybe blood spatters count.
Sad thing is, he’s gonna argue with the cop that stops him for a ticket.
Ya think?
Well, we think.
These guys need an old school bus.
Touche!
My thoughts exactly!! Or an older full sized stationwagon they can cut the back section of the roof off of. That’s what my buddy and I did to an Old Town and Country wagon to transport our dirt bikes back in the ’70′s. We even made a partition behind the front seats out of plywood and plexiglass!
or… a trailer… but wheres the fun in that right?
Why do they even own a bike that costs like 10 times as much as their car anyway?
This is actually a migit monster truck show but the man in charge of finding cars to crush didn’t know he was supposed to buy minis.
Why do I think that the sword being balanced is Damocles’?
Who needs a spare tire when you got a whole spare car in the trunk.
I said get a truck, not put in in the trunk!
“Hmm! Nommy truck!”
Hey baby lets go for a ride in the park. This is a park right?
Jee-umpin Jehosephat. I think for another 50 bucks he could upgraded to a 98.
I can actually hear his insurance premiums going up.
Your assuming he has insurance.
I don’t hear insurance premiums, I hear banjo music.
it could be worse he could have put the atv on top of the car and tied it down on top which could be worse when stopping or accelerating depending on which way you wanted it to fall of the car
Hook the rear tires behind the roof. It will be fine.
Thats in Milledgeville, GA at the park. I go to college there.
That’s exactly where I took that picture. I said to the old guy in the picture ” Damn boss, you got a load today, huh?” and he gave me the worst eat shit look and fired up a cig and drove off.
Somebody please take these guys to the hospital fast, before they get the chance to reproduce!