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Shave and a Blow dry?
More like, “By Glue Manny ordinary razor blades to this ordinary household fan I can save time from my daily routine. Ahhh!,” (Blood splatters on the window). “Louis I’ve done it again.” -Peter Griffin
Perhaps some kind of grass cutter with air blower embedded…
what a cutting edge kludge!
I got it…it’s the Emo-o-matic….for the lazy emo kids…
LMAO!!!!! I can’t stop laughing at your comment!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ! THAT’S HILAARIOUS !
Looks nice since non electric Shurikens are so yesterday!
Just wait until they post the picture of the back with the quick release for the whole assembly.
I have to ask… what is the intended application of this? Cutting mania automation? People too lazy to even slice themselves?
Use under adult supervision.
That will teach that stupid baby not to stick his fingers in there.
Didn’t need the knife blades in the ol’ days when the fan itself was made out of metal. Just sharpen the edges a bit… (My Dad wishes he had done that but our fans all had cages around them.)
What exactly is this for? And will the grate fit back over it?
Well, that would kind of be in the way of the ‘maiming and killing’ bit.
Finally a fan for lazy emos.
Oh, I think I felt my soul sink a little closer to hell when I laughed at that.
These two comments made me laugh so hard I am sure I can feel my stomach cramping
Family guy reference
But can you turn it on without cutting your hand?
PLEASE tell me your little-evil-overlord is not a kid. Because if he is, why the hell did they get razor blades?!?
Because he already graduated from playing with fire.
This is from that episode of MacGuyver when he had to fend off ninjas in Aisle 10 of a Wal-Mart.
I know this will seem silly.. but… why?
Paging Peter Griffin…Paging Peter Griffin…
reminds me of my uncle who worked in a sausage factory, and backed into a slicer… he got a little behind in his work.
*rimshot*
Reminds me of the woman who backed into the airplane propeller…Disaster.
Ideal for trimming your hair while keeping cool.
This is obviously some idiots solution to a problem. WTF PROBLEM??
Yeah. Most of these, you can at least tell what the builder was trying to accomplish. This one is mystifying. Seems like it’d flatten out the grass underneath it if the fan were turned up high enough to serve as a weed-whacker. A lawn edger, perhaps?
Learnin’ them chillins to stop puttin fingers in the fan.
once you will power it on, try to push the red button! try ! ;D
What problem CAN’T be solved with whirling wrist slashers?
It’s a game. One point for turning it on without getting cut, 5 points times the setting for turning it off without injury.
To be fair, he probably used the little book of evil. There’s an excellent diagram on how to build that in there.
Is not de fan of Ben Hur? I do not say for the chariot race, but for the affection of his mother and sister
Hun, can you help me shave my back hair?
This is a copy of a Family Guy cutaway where Peter decided to make shaving faster by putting razor blades on a fan. Not really a cludge, just a fan homage.
Rotating knives! *laugh*
Haha! This reminds me of how my professor told our class the first microtomes (device used to cut thin sections of material to be viewed in a microscope) were invented. Apparently they just stuck some razorblades on a centrifuge. Yikes.
Hello, inefficient power saw.
Something about this feels redundant…
Home-made anti-zombie weapon?
That’ll teach that damned cat not to jump up on the kitchen counter!
The blood dries quicker
Just a thought for when it’s spinning:
“Ha! Get to the stop button now!”
To save time in my mornings i glued razor blades to this fan.
REAL fan of death…take that Mythbusters
That should stop them from turning off the fan, dang house is always burnin’ up.
Quick, call Vince and tell him he can stop making ShamWow and Slap Chop commercials. We have a new product for him to hawk, the “Spin Cut”. It cuts hair, dices vegetables and shreds unwanted junk mail (bucket not included).
the trick is to try to turn it off before the razor blades cut your finger off…
Not “soi soi soi” it’s “slice chop bleed”
It occurs to me that this would be a rather effective way to keep from tangling outboard motors in reeds. Shame that this is rather clearly not the intent here.
gasp…
how are you supposed to turn it off???
the brand new emo fan
So once it’s on… I’m assuming the red button turns it off?…. Good luck with that.
“Honey, I’ve done it again!”
Now you can shave in 1/3 the time.
Combination nail clipper/confetti machine..
with this, I’ll get a faster shave!
(BLADE HITS FLESH) [followed by] (BLOOD SPATTERS WALL) “AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
O! i did it AGAIN!
sometimes the tension in a room gets so thick…