
Submitted by: EKSYT via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “It’s called reverse psychology. If I were a thief, that would be the last box I would check because what could possibly be in there that I would want?”
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At least they don’t hafta worry any more about misplacing the key. What font is that?
So much for winning the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes… they misplaced my check again!
Isn’t “Sulkovsky” one of Jason Bourne’s aliases?
“Sulkovsky” is Russian for “Caution: Badger inside.”.
Badgers… We don’t need no stinking Badgers.
Love that ^
Badger… Badger… Badger… mushroom…. SNAKE!!!
…Is this in Soviet Russia?
Maybe I should have been more specific when I said I wanted a post office box.
I think you can just make out “made in China” down at the bottom.
Did you mean “packaged in China”?
Did you mean “6-Piece China Set”?
In Soviet Russia, identity steals you!
There’s no keyhole. I can’t figure out how to open it!
clandestine superspy by night, extra realistic mailbox disguise by day!
In soviet russia we make Mailboxes from the tears of jews!
You leave Soviet Russia out of this unless You can make your joke sound funny. Kinda’ve been born there
sorry
When did Russia become Nazi-Germany? Negative points for you!
if i remember right they wanted everyone in the country at the time to be aethiests…i may have that wrong though
The NEW economy PO Box! For when $50 a year is just too much.
By the way, there’s some old good philosophy in this one: papers go in a box made of recycled papers.
I like how they tried their hardest to make it look like the other ones by making that perfect cut.
Fabulous…I’ll remember this when the HOA tries to charge me to fix mine.
Hi every one my name is Ron. Crowd says HI RON! Moderator say’s, “so Ron why are you here today? Ron says, ” Well my work sent me to anger management because I just RIPPED the door off of my filing cabinet.
You’ve got no mail. (AOL voice.)
Why bother? Your Social Security check? It’s gone.
It’s called reverse psychology. If I were a thief, that would be the last box I would check because what could possibly be in there that I would want?
But it’s so easy to access. (Do I smell cordite?)
I think you’ll find that’s just psychology … he would of made it extra fancy if it were reverse psychology. I assume this made top comment based on the fact it was laughably wrong?
You know it’s time to change your password from “12345″ when crayon-wielding toddlers steal your records.
“12345? Sounds like the combination an idiot would have on his luggage!”
A security oriented idiot, though if he sprung up the extra cash for a five digit lock.
“12345? That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!”
Spaceballs comment win for AntiCat!
Is this another Polish joke?
Is it possible to come up with more?
It’s always possible to come up with more
Do you suppose it all started when he sent in those box tops?
And here I was thinking it was a joke name. Clearly my mind is in the gutter — I read that name as “Suckoxsky.”
I think someone got pranked there. The name reads “Suckoxsky.” A few beers later and probably at gunpoint, his friends gave him back the door to the mailbox.
suc-koc-sky, ha!