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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “For Sale: Three acres of farmland, surrounded by numerous springs.”
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And he/she got a good night’s sleep for a job well done!
Hey Cletus, check out my fancy new spring-loaded gate.
That looks incredibly fun. I just want to throw myself against it like a cartoon.
what is this? where is here the fix ;?)
Good use for old bed springs besides keeping a junkyard filled. Have whole field of them and the livestock will bounce around.
“Keeps small cars from attaching themselves to your fence!”
It must be the backyard of Madonna’s fashion designer, or who ever wrote the song Springtime for Germany.
Teebo’s comment kinda makes me want to do an entire fence that way and play bumper-cows.
I think I have seen that redneck sport in action. not pretty.
A toddler offensive line could practice here.
billy-bob, the onelegged settler says:
“itll throw those running mexicans back where they came from! AArrrrhh.. ehh i mean Ptuh ¤spitting tobacco¤ Martha! get the gun! theres an other squirrel comming!”
After the accident, the Arena Bovine League decided to fork out for a softer fence.
This would come in handy when feeding goats when there are billies around.
This is a corral for those out-of-work Serta sheep, right?
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For Sale: Three acres of farmland, surrounded by numerous springs.
It’s all fun and games until a spring has sprung and someone takes an eye out.
Ohhh, i see, its so when the next gale wind knocks that tree over it will spring back upright and not knock a hole in the fence again.
“Mothership to Saucer – Crop-circle the grass, not the wire fence… you twits!!!”
Very funny
agree with Daniel.
Saucer to Mothership – Mind your damn business!
Those pesky cows keep sleeping in the gates.
It’s used to bounce away the invaders!
WTF? O_O
it is actually a Magic Fingers mattress, and since its installation, cows with quarters come from miles around. The farmer now has enough income to develop his next creation, the Slinky windmill.
“Slinky windmill”? I would pay to see that contraption. I suspect zip-ties would somehow be involved.
the experimental tesla coil fence
Maybe it’s a garden for bedding plants.
I think those may actually be bird catchers. I have seen bird catching devices that looked a lot like that.
Springtime Taser unit for bovine molesters in Springfield
Oddly enough this one’s not that uncommon. Ranches tend to have old junk piles that stuff gets picked out of and used around the ranch from time to time, and when old mattresses deterioriate and turn into what looks like a perfectly good gate, well, you ain’t gonna pass that up just because your afraid you might get made fun of on teh internets.
Actually, visit any poor ranch in Mexico (won’t be hard to find) adn you’ll see tons of these. Not saying it doesn’t look funny, but it’s not as uncommon as you might think
A brand new trap to trap those pesky rednecks.