Afternoon Fixers! It is afternoon, right? I think only half the clocks in my house have been reset for Daylight Savings time and my circadian rhythm is all wonky. Anyway, even though there were holidays to celebrate over the weekend, Daylight Savings, Halloween, Day of the Dead, many of you still took the time help me with my cell phone problem. So without further ramblings the winners, in no particular order, are:
For Overt Security – Dono1!

For Subtle Security - Seb!

And finally, For Realism In Kludgery – Chris M!

Our winners receive 10,000 Internets each, redeemable absolutely nowhere, along with the e-fame associated with winning a TIFI photoshop contest. Congrats to our winners! To everyone else, thanks for participating and don’t forget to check out the gallery on the sidebar, where everyone that submitted an entry can find their creation!
Update: There seems to be a glitch with our flickr gallery on the sidebar, so to see ALL the entries, just click here.
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Good work gentle photoshoppers.
LOL ya! that’s what I say! that dog looks so fake!!..?
Photoshopped!
At least you will always be able to call your dog home!
What is the direct link to the gallery? I don’t see a link on the sidebar.
Excuse me sir, can I use your dog?
Congrats to all!
Congrats to all. I realize that the idea of Daylight Saving Time is just silly but please stop calling it Daylight Savings Time. What next, ATM Machines?
I have a Drone 625 remote taser unit. I don’t worry about miscreant behavior patterns
It actually took me a moment to figure out the second one. Most excellent!
Hahahaha. I genuinely grew up a few miles from Cefalu and my father’s name is Domenico.
That cracks me up, man.
Question is, can that phone blow a hole in a road?
Congrats to the winners. Some are a bit awkward for everyday use, but I guess the emphasis was on security.
the dog pic was a fake !
I don’t understand the second one. Why is that funny?
The names displayed on the phone are Mafia names….
hence the subtle security
Cute puppy wuppy dono. Congrats to all winners.
The third pic (Realism) was definitely real- saw it with my own eyes on Halloween
Who says it still needs to be usable as a phone?
Ok on the phone, but I’ma thinkin the dog is just saying yummy I’m gonna get some arm for lunch.
I have a phone like the last one. I should do that when I get rid of it.
The buttons are breaking from texting. *sigh*
I’m sure than Chris M Went to Colombia at least Once because we have people selling minutes using a cellphone attached to a chain attached to the belt… of course a regular chain, not of that caliber!
The second one looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Yeah phones dont usually come with slots in the middle of the screen so you can attach it to a key ring .. or dog collar…
Not a horrible idea for a dog tracker though, ….(which is what you would use it for.. not to actually call someone…lol)