Submitted By: Andrew S
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pete says, “Behold the elusive Barbecuicus Propanis. This hardy plant is found mainly in public spaces, where it can survive twenty years of harsh winters. If however it is cut, and not placed in a special concrete soil, then and only then will it die. In captivity, cultivation is relatively easy, since concrete soil was given directly.”
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It’s a weeble grill!
Requires a little TLC and propane.
Who needs to buy a grill, when you can just get one from the local park? You’ve had those burgers I make when we’re picnicking, right? Those are the best damn burgers, and it’s all because of the 10 years of burned-on crud and bird crap on the grill grates. Well, I decided that I had to get me one. I mean, they’re all over the place out there. It’s like they’re just ASKING you to steal one. Right? Right? If they didn’t want someone to steal one, they wouldn’t have cemented it into the ground, forcing me to hacksaw it off in the middle of the night. Right? Guys? Hello?
Right.
BBQs were on sale at the state parks! 50% Discount at national parks too!
At least thinking green at the time… Kinda?
I just wait till they rust off at the ground, that way I’m just recycling
not stealing one. What the new buzz word “re-purposing”, Yea I just changed it into a grill on my desk that it! it was just laying on the
ground at the park someone could have tripped over it. I just might have saved someones life.
Behold the elusive Barbecuicus Propanis. This hardy plant is found mainly in public spaces, where it can survive twenty years of harsh winters. If however it is cut, and not placed in a special concrete soil, then and only then will it die. In captivity, cultivation is relatively easy, since concrete soil was given directly.
I have to disagree. I believe this to be the species Barbecuicus Coalitis, not Barbecuicus Propanis. It appears to lack any posterior appendages.
Sorry Elizabeth, the Barbecuicus Coalitis you mentioned looks very similar to the above picture of a Barbecuicus Briquettus, but it’s excretions are exceptionally toxic, which is why they fell out of popularity amongst home growers.
Nice try, Pete, but clearly a charcoal grill, not propane.
Also, plants by their nature cannot really be elusive, can they? I won’t bother digging out a thesaurus to find an appropriate substitute, because the joke just isn’t worth it.
You do realize it was a joke right??? Of course I know that’s a charcoal grill.
Someone actually found out what grows when you plant a sausage…
The caption was my nickname in high school . . .
All that work and he set it crooked.
Someone *wanted* one of these??! Every one of these that I have attempted to use has “eaten” at least one hotdog or hamburger. The spacing in the grills is too wide. On top of that, they have set it in a container with a base that is narrower at the bottom that the top, just asking for trouble. You mean they couldn’t find a 5gal. bucket floating around somewhere? I bought a small grill for less than what he paid in cement, I’m sure.
This makes it a lot easier to dump out the old coals- just give it a nudge and stand back.
@one small step:
Hey, don’t you start scrooging now for those few hotdogs…
concrete boots, that not usualy how they are used
This is a recovered by police divers corpse of a grill who crossed the mafia’s way and got drowned with its ‘foot’ cemented in a cache-pot.
That’s a really hot Tilt-a-Whirl seat.
My thoughts precisely. You sit on that grill, you grab those handles and around you go. It must be a real blast. Then you eat secret sauce hot dogs.
They still have that new car plant growing. They have about one wheel so far.
The plastic planter and the concrete were probably “acquired” as well. I guess it really is a “hot” grill!
Only a fringe benifit for those who have acquired a taste for the finer things in life
The SEEDS!! ~ Where did you find the SEEDS to grow that grill????
I have the pot, the dirt, some water and the right climate, but I can’t find the BBQ SEEDS!!!!!
I remember when the boss made me install a couple of (I don’t know where he got them)barbecue grills that looked JUST LIKE THAT! UMMMM I can’t remember where he said he got them. Oh yeah statute of limitations stuff.
Isn’t that the kind of grill you’d see at a public park…???
Hey Boo-boo, I’d like to find a nice pickanic basket. Oh, but the meat is still raw…
Hey, Boo boo, let’s jack us a nice pubalic park pickanic grill…
I like how they’ve taken two unrelated objects and turned them into one: a boat anchor.
I gave my ex- wife one of these potted plants for her birthday one year….do I need to explain the rest?
Guess he got tired of stealing shopping carts for Sunday night BBQ.
Yeah, I’ll second the above comment that that narrow base is asking for some major trouble (spelled s-t-r-u-c-t-u-r-e f-i-r-e).
All it needs now is wheels…
@Pete (and his critics).
As it has been pointed out, it’s actually Barbecuicus Charcolis, not Barbecuicus Propanis. That’s a very easy mistake to make, especially given the angle of the picture, and the fact that it’s not in its natural habitat (Barbecuicus Propanis is more commonly seen in denser urban and suburban areas, while Barbecuicus Charcolis tends to be located in more wide open parks, rural areas, or campgrounds).
Properly planted it becomes handicap accessible.