Submitted by: Kyle S. via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Stoneshop says, “It’s more like this one spontaneously emerged from a computer kludger’s junk box, ’scuse me, spare parts stock after tossing a roll of duct tape in.”
Welcome back Fixers!
I hope you had a great holiday weekend (Thanksgiving if you’re American; International Empty Internet Day for everyone else). Mondays are always rough but doubly so after becoming a turkey narcoleptic on Aunt Francine’s couch for the last three days. To help ease your pain, and make up for abandoning you in favor of delicious pecan pie on Thursday, the Voting Page has twenty submissions today instead of ten!
Also, with only twenty-five shopping days until Christmas, twelve until Hanukkah, twenty-six until Kwanzaa and twenty-two until Winter Solstice I’m going to try and stuff the site with as many hilarious holiday themed kludges as possible. So make sure you catch your neighbor trying to rig up the lights or the curtains being set aflame by a poorly place Menorah.
-Ms. Fix-It
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Owashii says, “I know a tree who’s name is Zack, and he’s a lego-maniac!”
Oh Owashii, you bring back such nostalgia.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “Isn’t hooch by definition either dirty dish water or toilet water?”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “When you push the button the hole opens wider to allow the whole wheelchair to fall through.”
Submitted by: Sanders3 via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer BadGirl says, “And now there are shingles missing from the driveway too.”
BadGirl is referencing this particular kludge. 
– Ms. Fix-It
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Lady J says, “Ethanol- ur doin it wrong”
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Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Fiaca says, “Damn! The sea of cobblestones is getting higher every minute! I curse you, global warming”
AND: Fixer nimrod says, “Fire hydrant thought he was pretty clever not paying his debts to the mob…”
ALSO: Fixer TBJ says, “This is obviously a relic from the separate-but-equal era of molemen/surface dweller segregation.”
Submitted by: I took this photo in Nepal via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Demetrius says, “You misunderstand… The woman on the 4th floor is dating a stilt-walker.”
Reply: Fixer Jompe71 says, “…and what a naughty woman. Three of ’em at once!”
 | FeIm on AK Chainsaw |
 | sean on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … |
 | Jonathan on A Sandglass That Only Works On… |
 | Don on Car Conga Line |
 | John on So Much for Efficiency |
 | dan on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … |
 | Tim on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … |
 | nethead on Just in Time for the Supe… |
 | gunmetalgreen on $30,000+ Car, $5 Ratchet … |
 | splatman on Caught in the Headlights |
