
Submitted By: Sarrah S
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Great idea, making salad tongs out of plastic knives and forks. However, the “spoons into soup tongs” idea was a total flop.”
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Submitted By: Sarrah S
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Great idea, making salad tongs out of plastic knives and forks. However, the “spoons into soup tongs” idea was a total flop.”

Submitted By: Luke
Favorite Comment: Fixer Gargomon says, “For Sale:
One Car. Great Condition.
Batteries Not Included.”

Submitted By: Shannon S
Favorite Comment: Fixer Rehevkor says, “They’re retractable steps to be used in the event of door-to-door salesmen or Jehovah’s Witnesses (redundant, I know). A trap door leading to the shark infested cellar will be added later.”

Submitted By: LJ
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Paddy says, “Those are Fiskars. I can just hear my mother screaming, “THOSE ARE MY GOOD SCISSORS!” *twitch*”
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Fixer WhiteBelly says, “Kites, I hate Kites! Flyin’ around all high on themselves. I’ll show em.”

Submitted By: Benedict M
Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “Yabba dabba doo!”

Submitted By: Sara M via Seattle Times
Favorite Comment: Fixer Rob T Firefly says, “How else are you supposed to prevent your prisoners from dying of dehydration before they’ve given you the information you require?”

Submitted By: Chris N
Favorite Comment: Fixer Rob T Firefly says, “Old Man Irony is waiting nearby with a full book of matches and some oily rags.”

Submitted By: Jennifer S
Favorite Comment: Fixer rampart says, “Seller’s description: “Comes with free house bunny! So explore your playful side with this classic leathers sofa and your new playmate! (minor improvements made to sofa recenlty)’ “

Submitted By: Jennie S
Favorite Comment: Fixer kpg says, “Just a little extra support for when you drop off the kids at the beach.”