Submitted By: Bob C
Editor’s Note: Thanks to fixers Tom and Nick for directing us to where we can make our own Olden Tyme Spigot.
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “It may be fitting for a laundry tub but it lacks elbow room. I hate to throw a wrench into the works but I just plumb wouldn’t sink money into this washed up idea.
By the way, I miss Farrah Fawcett.
(it’s too soon, isn’t it?)”
Submitted By: Joe & Debbie R
Favorite Comment: Fixer Rob T Firefly says, “The mailbox trees are sprouting early this season.”
Submitted By: Mark
Favorite Comment: Fixer The Cat says, “The tree is protesting. Unfortunately, it can’t read.”
Submitted By: Rob T
Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, ” ‘@Diejestor :
I agree with the bullshit callers… C’mon… Only one zip tie? Unless the owner is old, senile, and impervious to social standards. ‘
Yeah, and that demographics would never buy a Mercedes.”
Submitted By: Jason K
Favorite Comment: Fixer HellHathNoFury says, “To all of you crying, ‘Locking gas cap!’, guess what? my meth fiend neighbor pried five, yes 5 locking gas caps off my Volvo in less than two months. With a flathead screwdriver. I lost over $150 in gas, was late to work too many times for having to get gas in the morning, and spent a hell of alot of money on locking gas caps. not the cheap plastic nes, either. When he got caught he admitted to over 200 cars in less than a year. The ones he couldn’t pry, he drilled a small hole in with a Dremel and siphoned.”
Submitted By: Beth B
Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…”
Submitted By: Dan B
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “Push here to find where I abandoned that piece of sh*t.”
Submitted By: Alex S
Favorite Comment: Fixer BarkingDog says, “What’s more impressive is the dog did all without thumbs.”
Submitted By: David M
Favorite Comment: Fixer Russ K. says, “Honey, the internets suggested a dead bolt will help stop the break ins; so I installed a couple.”
Submitted By: Dan M
Favorite Comment: Fixer Car Ramrod says, “Looks like a pedophile’s dream. All it needs is to be painted in loud colors and include a ball pit inside and a sign on the side that says ‘Free Candy.’ “
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