
Submitted By: Neil M
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeeves says, “It’s a riddle, what’s the elvish word for hard?”
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Submitted By: Neil M
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeeves says, “It’s a riddle, what’s the elvish word for hard?”

Submitted By: Monte K
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Demetrius says, “OMFG! Don’t look, kids. DON’T LOOK!!!”
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Fixer JimDawg shows off his lyrical prowess,
“to the tune of “Up on the Housetops”:
“Up on the housetop
Deer with no paws
Out stumbles drunken Bubba Claus
Haulin’ presents with the dead
Looks like Tommy wet his bed”
And the refrain:
“Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Up on the housetop
Sick..sick..sick
Santa with a gun
Hide me quick!”

Submitted By: Dave
Favorite Comment: Fixer Upper says, “Now you can get the classic child-molester-van look on the water….nevermind the police tape in the background’

Submitted By: Maximo A
Favorite Comment: Fixer gamingkitty says, “OK, I’m taking “15 minutes” in the betting pool on when this guy will lose his padlock/Club keys.”

Submitted By: Princess Fiona
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Before they waste any more aluminum foil, someone should tell them it’s only a waffle iron.”

Submitted By: Nick G
Favorite Comment: Fixer Ralf says, “good thing the kid “spoke” up.”

Submitted By: Mark S
Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “And it STILL can’t pick up Cool 101.9.”

Submitted By: Nathan P
Favorite Comment: Fixer Rcdg says, “LEGO Face is watching you punctuate…”

Submitted By: AC
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Brewski says, “None of the titles are ‘How to Install a Shelf’ “
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Fixer Daniel says, “No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.”

Submitted By: Justin P
Favorite Comment: Fixer monkeyslayer56 says, “and now to put a different address on each one”