Submitted By: Karl S
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “At the risk of sounding like I’m endorsing this kludge, it’s not even aimed at the plate! They’d be better off taping down a jar of fireflies.”
Submitted By: Seth G
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Jon says, “No, no, no, those should be wire coathangers! You can make all sorts of kludges with them, the plastic ones are useless.”
To which Fixer Joan Crawford replied, “NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!”
Submitted By: Raymonds
Favorite Comment: Fixer Mesh says, “The most metal wheelbarrow ever…”
Submitted By: Eric G
Favorite Comment: Fixer badgirl says, “Red rover, red rover, we dare the stop sign over!”
Submitted By: Vincent B
Favorite Comment: Fixer wideaperture says, “It’s not a sound system, it’s a court-ordered sobriety test—like a breathalyzer ignition lockout, only for geeks. “Please enter your 13-digit Starcraft CD key to start the car.”
Submitted By: Sooz
Submitted By: Jason C
Favorite Comment: Fixer arrarr says, “When it absolutely, positively has to be there before it would have been delivered.”
Submitted By: Jeff
Editor’s Note: Wow, the comments are hopping on this one. For those that are interested the backstory for this can be found by clicking here. Thanks to all the Fixers who posted that link in the comments. Also, I scrounged up some video footage for you!
-Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “So, a zebra breaks out of the zoo and she finds her way to a farm. She goes up to a big fat weird brown thing and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a cow.” “And what do you do?” “I give the farmer milk.” Then she goes up to a funny looking little white thing and says,”Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a chicken.” “And what do you do?” “I lay eggs for the farmer.” Then the zebra goes up to a very handsome beast that looks almost exactly like her but without the stripes. She runs over to it and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a stallion” says the stallion. “Wow!” says the zebra, “and what do you do?” “Take off those pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”
Submitted By: Kurt R
Favorite Comment: Fixer One Small Step says, “Toss me the remote… No! WAIT!”
Submitted By: Marshall H
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “Blew Insurance Money On Tape Crack”
Submitted By: Maximilian J
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer K says, “Who works out in a sweater?”
AND
Fixer mighty oaks says, “with my ripped bod, my super cool sweater, & my Dynomite Socks,the ladies would love it. pay no attention to the circular marks on my back & my butt.”
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