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Add Some Duct Tape And It’s A Shrine To Kludgery


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Submitted By: Seth G

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Jon says, “No, no, no, those should be wire coathangers! You can make all sorts of kludges with them, the plastic ones are useless.”

To which Fixer Joan Crawford replied, “NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!”

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  1. PosterGrampa says:

    I wonder if the ladders are for sale too. Cool fix until they can afford to buy some shelves. Where is this store I need to buy some ladder shelving for my garage

  2. Nicole says:

    shouldn’t this be on the website http://www.peopleofwalmart.com ???

  3. Gargomon says:

    $1.25 for Coat Hangers?

    Prices really are climbing.

  4. Boomer says:

    I’ve seen this done at the wal*mart in Altoona, PA. Wal*Mart 2049; this used to face the paint area most of the time. Now I need to go check and see if they still have theirs up.

  5. Big Rob says:

    I’ve seen stuff like this in Big Lots but never WalMart

  6. ron says:

    New idea for my wifes closet.

  7. ron says:

    And again with the zip ties. I don’t think men could live with out duct tape and zip ties.

  8. Toni04 says:

    That’s a Walmart store. They really are cutting corners to keep the prices down.

  9. Tom says:

    I used to work at a Wal-Mart during my college years and this was the norm. Crazy.

  10. jeeves says:

    Even MacGyver has to get an extra job in times of recession.

  11. Skyler says:

    Doesn’t Walmart have OSHA inspections or something? Ladders have to be on a slant! You can’t use a perpendicular ladder! It’s unsafe!

  12. Bill M says:

    I think I’ll just climb up there and hang myself.

  13. Lisa D says:

    Did the manager approve this?

  14. Shimmer says:

    $1.25 – thats for the rig, right?

  15. Marmaduke says:

    If only those were wire hangers…

  16. Sue says:

    Somebody has a hangup with ladders.

  17. iceman says:

    Clever. Definitely more McGyver than ghetto.

  18. Daniel says:

    It would be a real shrine to kludgery if it were made to display duct tape instead of hangers.

  19. environ2 says:

    After the the man-hours and supplies used to build that lawsuit, I suspect Wal-Mart isn’t making anything on those hangers.

  20. Thomas says:

    Never underestimate the virtuosity of zip-ties. They need to be elevated to the same level as duct tape and coat hangers for their near-infinite usability.

  21. Fixit says:

    “My boss said I could take a 35 minute lunch if I came up with a plan.” “I could be Asst. Manager by Christmas!”

  22. König says:

    And only at Wal-Mart…

  23. Jon says:

    No, no, no, those should be wire coathangers! You can make all sorts of kludges with them, the plastic ones are useless.

  24. dono1 says:

    Looks like somebody rung up a sale.

  25. deeleywoman says:

    that’s definitely not my Wal-Mart… the employees there aren’t smart enough for that concoction.

  26. Jeremiah says:

    I used to work at Wal-Mart. I think all the stores do that. It’s an ancient innovation passed down from department manager to department manager since the dawn of time. It’s definitely “approved.”

  27. one small step says:

    All you need is one unattended four year old…

    As a mother this scares the daylights out of me. I don’t know who I would call, but I’d be on the phone to someone if I saw it. Great kludge, I’m sure, but I know all too well how some mothers are about letting their kids wander. The same reason they tie the swings up in the front of the stores so none of the kids can get on.

    • chuckaroonie says:

      What’s the difference between this and the shelves that are spaced almost exactly the same? If the kid is going to climb, the kid is going to climb. Just because this particular ladder actually IS a ladder means nothing to the little goblin.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      That is why I’m a proponent of using zip ties and/or duct tape to affix children to baskets when parents don’t supervise them properly (which covers >99% of them).

      • Macronomicon says:

        Really? I used staples and hot glue…

      • one small step says:

        I prefer rivets and cement, but there’s something about having to remove them later when they turn 18. I am disabled and use a service dog, so I get all the wandering children trying to pet my dog. She’s very friendly, but I need her to support me, so having a child trying to *drag my dog down an aisle* can be quite frustrating (it is also illegal). I’m trying to yell for the parent, yelling at the kid to unhand my dog, my dog is trying to plant her feet and stay balanced, and I’m trying to stay balanced myself. It doesn’t happen often, but it has happened. Ruins a shopping day.

  28. Javarod says:

    Amazingly enough, this is a standard display, at least out here. Most if not all of the Phoenix Metro WalMart’s have this display. It doesn’t look safe, but i’ll say that its more solid than you think… although i’m still wondering how WalMart was able to afford a pass on the laws of physics.

  29. AO Let's Go says:

    I can’t believe a Walmart employee came up with this rig. Its way too outside-the-box for the box-of-rocks that work there.

  30. Hates Photoshop says:

    The economy sucks for everyone and the EVIL EMPIRE clearly is not immune.

  31. Bryan Fykes says:

    My Walmart in Fruitland MD has this EXACT same rig. Does anybody know if this is from there? this could be a company wide kludge if it isn’t.

  32. NeoPhoenixTE says:

    Like the sign says: Unbeatable

  33. tudza says:

    Teach your kids not to make asses of themselves in stores. This is why we can’t have nice things!

    Really, the only thing wrong with this setup is that it keeps two perfectly good ladders from being used as ladders.

  34. Thimbelle says:

    Actually… that’s a very common “display” method at Wal-Mart stores out here in the flyover states. Our local WM has had just such a display for more than three years – in the same spot.

  35. Steele says:

    Is this even legal?

  36. towny says:

    This is actually a motivationly poster for union employees.Even though you are only good for one thing if you hang around long enough you can climb the company ladder.

  37. TheAntiCat says:

    “Ace is the place where they… build really bad ideas.

  38. Jim Bedlam says:

    I work at Wal-Mart and I’m enjoying the thought of the aneurysm this was bring upon my management team.

  39. DB says:

    “End cape”? What, is this the kludge’s mild-mannered secret identity?

  40. haharlywtf says:

    this is at Wal-Mart, they actually sell shelving 2 isles over from this. the ladder section is all the way across the store…

  41. Kate says:

    I saw a Wal-Mart with this set up, only the ladders were extended all the way and the entire thing was also multi zip tied into the ceiling. I’m not sure if they thought that was safer, or what. Wish now I’d thought to get a pic.

  42. Lynxriver says:

    I actually had to build one of these years ago when I worked for Evil-Mart. Some brilliant associate must have come up with this at one of their world-famous “Grassroots” meetings. We also used to build “bridges” at Christmastime, which were two by fours placed across the top shelves of aisles with excess merchandise stacked on them. This practice ended after a few “accidents”. “Sell it low, stack it high, watch the downtown merchants cry.” (actual Wal-Mart cheer)

  43. JUSTTOM says:

    Nice rack!

  44. John says:

    Hey-I work at a Wal*Mart! I’m gonna use that idea too! That’s the kind of thinking that helps keep the prices low!!!

  45. S-Dubya says:

    Looks like I’ve found a way to save some $$ on my wife’s new closet organizer!

  46. Lupin13 says:

    That sound you heard was about 150 personal injury and general practice lawyers in that area ruining their pants when they saw this picture.

  47. BlueMatter says:

    We did this at our store about 5 years back. Before any associate thought it was a bad idea and took it down, a customer climbed one to get something off the top shelf…the question is….who was the idiot? Our store for building such an unsafe thing when we have fixtures and boxes specifically for hangers…or the customer for climbing it? I’m inclined to think customer but that could just be my retail experience.

    • RetailWorker says:

      The store.

      The customers don’t interact with fixtures and equipment. They don’t have the ‘inside’ knowledge of how dangerous it can be. Furthermore, in most countries ladders are designed to be climbed. Providing a ladder that is not meant to be climbed is like providing free sodas that aren’t meant to be drank.

  48. nels says:

    I can sorta imagine the courtroom testimony might go something like this: “My 8-year-old son decided to climb up one of the ladders and the whole display collapsed on top of him, causing irrepairable brain damage . . . “

  49. RetailWorker says:

    …I work for a competitor retail store, and I happen to know that anyone caught doing something like this would be in serious trouble in the chain I work at. ^^;; I’m quite certain we have strict rules about where ladders can be without an employee holding them, and what can be used for displays (read: only real displays in working order are permitted).

    Knowing how many accidents can come from people using real shelving that is in working order correctly… I’m very worried about how much of a safety issue this is… and it makes me all the more thankful that the store I work at has such strict safety rules to protect the people there.


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