That’s Not Traumatizing Or Anything
Submitted By: Monte K
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Demetrius says, “OMFG! Don’t look, kids. DON’T LOOK!!!”
AND
Fixer JimDawg shows off his lyrical prowess,
“to the tune of “Up on the Housetops”:
“Up on the housetop
Deer with no paws
Out stumbles drunken Bubba Claus
Haulin’ presents with the dead
Looks like Tommy wet his bed”
And the refrain:
“Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Up on the housetop
Sick..sick..sick
Santa with a gun
Hide me quick!”
It’s slightly more Hell’s Bells than Jingle Bells, but that’ll do fine
I see Mrs. Clause will be in the kitchen fixin the vittles for a while….
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and…Polaris? This has to be one of the best TIFI entries ever, though I think I’ve seen that sleigh before…www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=3303
That’s kinda scary.
Good lord that is disturbing
What surprises me is that all i see are 7-8 reindeer… then again the view is kinda making it hard to tell.
Nobody ever remembers they’re supposed to be reindeer. . . .
Santa’s hillbilly brother Bob Claus
Due to an increase in food prices Santa has to either cut back on toys or other expenses. You chose kiddos!
He keeps them mounted on his living room wall most of the year.
Think maybe there’s a gun rack in the back of the sled?
That rig cost him at least eight bucks.
The sad thing about this photo is…where’s Rudolph?!
He’s in the front, Santa was thoughtful enough to wire a glass tree bulb to his nose. However it seems to be burnt out.
Did Santa get a gun last Christmas?
Here’s John Deer!
OMFG! Don’t look, kids. DON’T LOOK!!!
Down here we just call him Bubba.
And dono1 just got 12 points per buck!
Oh deer…
He sure did rein on their parade.
Is it just me, or does Santa look like Paul Sr. from American Chopper?
Right out front where he should be – see the little red nose?
@dono1
I think he’s 2 bucks short, but otherwise, you are right on target. (apparently so was he)
wait r u telling me there really is a Santa clause…
It’s obviously Ted Nugent gearing up for the holidays, no?
What, couldn’t santa find a red and white camo suit?
Ho ho Ho! Nothing says Christmas like a box of venison jerky.
I bet children in that neighborhood are really looking foward to Christmas morning. Is that a Smith&Wesson belt buckle Santa’s sporting?
@dono1
and a bottle of everclear
“Mommy, mommy, can I go pet Santa’s deer? Please? Pleeeease?”
Ah, the Wonder of Christmas… like, ‘Wonder what he was thinking…’
this is sad. poor animals
good Lord, don’t let your kids see that. Unless you want therapy bills until they’re 30.
Had ta feed the elves somehow.
@waldo
And the bottle of Jack.
The Jack is for me. Sob! Christmas will never be the same again……
@ron
And the obligatory half gallon carton of store-brand egg nog (in which to pour the JD). Jingle mah bells n’ call me Dixie!
Santa got tired of all the in-flight deershit, but didn’t want to give up his image.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think it’s too early for Christmas?
wait, is that a gun?
… is he A) happy to see me
or
B) is Santa STEALING presents this time?!
either way the answer is frightning
@dono1
“venison jerky”. So true! But this pic IS disturbing. Don’t you see all that tasty shoulder meat still attached to Dasher (or is that Dancer?). What a waste! LOL!!
When Dan pulled up in front of the neighbor’s house they thought, “Hmmm..that’s odd, why is Dan wearing sunglasses?”
OMG!!! It’s…it’s…THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!! I can hear Santa Claus chortling now and inviting the kiddies (in his Jack-Nicholson-voice): “Come on, it’s lovely weather for a slay ride together…”
Wash yo’ mouth out, Anna! Wastin’ JD in eggnog -that’s HERESY!!
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I think the title says it all…
Ho ho holy shit this is trashy
1: there are eight, behind the third one from ‘Santa’ (along the front of the picture) has two behind it, you can see eye and ear between his antlers.
1.5: I think Santa miscounted as Rudolf makes -nine-.
2: It’s 1,060 miles to The north pole, he’s got a full rack of deer, half a pack of presents, it’s dark, and Santas wearing sunglasses…. Hit it.
There will definitely be visions dancing in their heads. They won’t be sugarplums but, oh yes, there *will* be visions.
Santa fails to perfect his cloaking device…..but he sure enjoys moonlighting as the chef for Finnair.
(“Uh, just look right here at the flashy thingy and think happy thoughts.”)
Christmas spirit FAIL
Think he got a few ideas from Weird Al?
Better yet: ReinDeere
Tio suficxe tristigas. – That’s pretty sad.
Ho ho ho! What do they want their legs for? I have wheels!
btw.. this present has the size and weight of a deer’s leg, but its.. another thing, ok?
Nothing runs like eight deers.
Well obviously they’re more aerodynamic this way.
It’s all about details: the sunglasses looks cool on santa, but the costume would really hit the spot if he added a cigarrillo in mouth.
This is the best thing ever.
That’s an expensive little rig there but definitely Magical!- I bet those are his eight least favorite deer heads too.
@Philip McCrevice
just had to say love the name.
On Dancer(chop)on Prancer(chop)etc….
For Santa, the bucks stop here.
Anyone else wonder if this Santa smells like stale beer and cigarettes?
I think this would be a great way to actually feel good about decorating for Christmas before Halloween. I am thikning about putting it in my front yard.
Gives new meaning to the “8 Tiny Reindeer”
Where can I get one?! Or do I have to ‘make’ my own?
to the tune of “Up on the Housetops”:
“Up on the housetop
Deer with no paws
Out stumbles drunken Bubba Claus
Haulin’ presents with the dead
Looks like Tommy wet his bed”
@JimDawg
you win
And the refrain:
“Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Up on the housetop
Sick..sick..sick
Santa with a gun
Hide me quick!”
@JimDawg
rofl much!
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an ATV sled, and eight partial reindeer.
Maybe Santa had to keep chewing their ass to get any work out of them.
This is all as funny as a good 2 1/2 men show. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is Rudolph’s nose just a red light bulb somehow (don’t really want to know how) attached?
It’s official… I laughed my @$$ off till I cried and had to have it sewn back on. Now sitting in a sling while recovering. Thanks friends!
Yikes! That is absolutely HORRIBLE!
@dono1
ROTFLMFAO! That’s terrible!
@JimDawg
LMFAO! LOVE IT!
Emailed this to my sons in Wisconsin. They’re reply?…..neat pop!! Where can we get one? Is it going to be up here in the parade? How come you never made one, oh yeah you never shot that many deer, or one.
Blood thirsty little brats.
LMAO!
Are you telling me you’d drink egg nog without the booze? *GASP* Even my old Norse recipe for egg nog calls for alcohol as an ingredient.
How can a grown man NOT see that this sh*t is just wrong? I mean, I just don’t understand it. Dang.
the best santa picture i have seen in a long long while.
Booze, yes, of course. Just not the “good” stuff.
They look so lifelike! That’s some great taxidermy.
I want to use this as my Xmas card this year.
Yeah but he saved a quarter on each buck.
Oh, deer.
@littleblack
Those gifts Santa Bum is passing out are flasks for all the lucky hilltop and ‘holler ‘yununs.
hey atleast he hid the whiskey bottle
@dono1
Best comment, I give you a solid 10! LMAO
Thos presents are just wrapped PBR tall boys.
Don’t be fooled, young bubbas and bubbettes, the real santa has REINDEER heads on his 4 wheeler, not whitetails.
Why you gotta put my Christmas pics up? So I was drunk! So what!
I think “Weird Al” said it best…
Santa Bum has his glasses on becuse he’s getting ready to spotlight Cometand Vixen.
1/2 Off on sleigh rides this year???
Yup… The reindeer have been downsized with extreme prejudice.
@dono1
Oh, very cute. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good laser sight!
Ho-ho-horrifying
wtf thats SO FUNNY
It’s Santa Cletus!
Sweet Jesus this is gold
Yet another idiot that thinks that DEER and REINDEER are the same thing. REINDEER ARE NOT FRICKIN’ DEER, THEY’RE GODDAMN CARIBOU!!! Sorry, folks. . .huge pet peeve. SPECIES FAIL.
Wrong on so many levels.
Ho, ho, ho….Merrrrrry….
Hey, kids, where’d ya go? Kids?
The HORROR…. I think the children are going to be wanting psychotherapy for Christmas.
It’s the economy, stupid! Even Santa is cutting back!
These are “BACK OFF” deer!
What’s that I see in Santa’s bag? A case of Coors, a jar of pickled pigs feet, 25 cans of Skoal, and a copy of Jeff Foxworthy’s “Redneck 12 Days of Christmas” … oh, you shouldn’t have. Really. Go away.
That is unacceptable. The image is very disturbing and it destroys the spirit of the magical idea of Christmas and Santa Claus. Little children will see these deer were murdered with their heads mounted on a steel frame support. What kind of a message is this sending out to the kids? This is really poor taste.
I love it, but I can’t think it’s not a fake…
efn ‘copters…
hot damn PEDA’s gonna be all over ur ass santa lmao
its PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. but seriously it is a T
Mommy, I see Rudolph, but there’s another one missi…never mind!
Santa Kludge on the move