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Spy VS. Spy Bookshelf


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Submitted By: AC

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Brewski says, “None of the titles are ‘How to Install a Shelf’ “
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Fixer Daniel says, “No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.”

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  1. waldo says:

    Do the neighbors know what lurks behind this door?

  2. purehatred89 says:

    I’m wondering if the shelf goes with the door or if it’s left hanging, eing supported only via the door frame.

  3. Shimmer says:

    ^ That is an excellent question…

  4. BB says:

    Book shelf of booooom

  5. Shimmer says:

    Reliable source (guy behind me) says that it has to be attached to the frame, otherwise those two pieces of wood will knock the sides of the frame and it’ll never open.

    On the other hand, if they’re stupid enough to do that then this isn’t such a stretch is it?

  6. Shimmer says:

    Did I say two? All three pieces, my bad.

  7. mystic_eye_cda says:

    purehatred89 :
    I’m wondering if the shelf goes with the door or if it’s left hanging, eing supported only via the door frame.

    Its attacked to the frame, pretty sure.

    If this was built properly (not sagging, had a back and a rail in front so the books didn’t hit you in the head) it would be fine for me. I’m only 5’2″ I don’t need that much door height ;-)

  8. Harlz says:

    ^^^Except you wouldnt be able to reach the shelf http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif

  9. Mark says:

    Always keep your duck tape and Hanna Montana DVDs by the door in case of fire.

    • Whoviangrande says:

      Thats not Duct tape.. it is blue masking tape for painting (MIGHT actually be Duck brand, so you’d be right there!

  10. Lady J says:

    ….Why? 0_o

    I’m sure there’s a small patch of floor they could leave a stack of books on, hell even make them into a seat if they’re trying to conserve space. Am I missing something??

  11. leedsb says:

    Maybe this is just the beginning. There’s room for at least 4 more shelves, and a bucket of water at the top.

  12. the_chosen_one says:

    This looks like a joke gone too far!

  13. transistor09 says:

    Those are not books… those are DVDs; the shelf is ’bout to break too.

  14. Daniel says:

    No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.

  15. Daniel says:

    @transistor09

    Right, the shelf is not sagging, it is actually cracked in the middle. See how it is not one long curve but two straight segments.

  16. Vexxarr says:

    @Daniel

    BWAH! And we have a winner!

  17. Epic Ideas says:

    Defiantly supported by the frame…I just hope that kid doesn’t grow…or if they are a midget its good too.
    But midgets can’t reach that high…and there is no ladder in the picture.

  18. tamjap says:

    Nah – It’s attached to the door. They just haven’t taken the picture yet where they cut a notch out of the frame to allow the shelf to swing through 8^P

  19. JimDawg says:

    Ahh, books. Your window er… door on the world!

  20. Blkgrrl says:

    That’s retarded to the Nth degree. Nice door, frame and wall color, though.

  21. Daniel says:

    @Epic Ideas
    Defiantly indeed.

  22. Chris Meyer says:

    It could just be a closet door

  23. Cayenne says:

    “Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.”
    Ghost Busters

  24. Cayenne says:

    I have waited 25 years to say that

  25. dono1 says:

    That shelf has just about reached the threshold of tolerance.

  26. Kees says:

    So much for a bit of light reading… This would give Hermione a headache.

  27. JB says:

    No problem with that the guy is just 4′-10″ high!

  28. Fidget says:

    People not clear on the concept of putting shelving over a door to make use of wasted space.

  29. coyoteman says:

    Something doesn’t look right. It looks like the shelf is flush with the door frame. But that would have to be an awfully deep door frame for that to be true.

  30. Pat says:

    Where the hell else am I supposed to hide my porn?

  31. Observant says:

    @mystic_eye_cda
    So it wasn’t attached to the door frame at all. This is just another example of the shelf versus door gangsterism :o

  32. rdm says:

    y’know, for the first time in one of the entries to this blog, I can fairly say, this has given me an idea….

  33. Toni04 says:

    Chris Meyer :It could just be a closet door

    Except closet doors don’t open in…

  34. Bah says:

    Sometimes I envy short people.

  35. fragonman says:

    “hey guys whats up?” *BAM!*…

    “hey john?…john are you ok? JOHN?”

  36. Brewski says:

    None of the titles are “How to Install a Shelf”

  37. cgthom says:

    Doubles as a chin-up bar!

  38. TheAntiCat says:

    @mystic_eye_cda
    “Attacked”? I know it’s a typo, but thank you. IMMD.

  39. Davis says:

    Of course it seems stable now……. Just wait until someone important is standing under it. Now that, my children is something that we call an “opportune moment”

  40. ron says:

    Home alone trap!

  41. Scott says:

    BUWHAHAHA! No one will find my secret lair! I’ve cleverly hidden the entrance behind a bookshelf!

  42. no comment. says:

    Bob must have took down the “do not open!” sign as a prank

  43. Fredrik says:

    Slam the door. I dare you!

  44. bobisacoolname says:

    why buy a bucket? i already have these


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