Spy VS. Spy Bookshelf

Submitted By: AC
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Brewski says, “None of the titles are ‘How to Install a Shelf’ “
AND
Fixer Daniel says, “No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.”
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Submitted By: AC
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Brewski says, “None of the titles are ‘How to Install a Shelf’ “
AND
Fixer Daniel says, “No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.”
Do the neighbors know what lurks behind this door?
I’m wondering if the shelf goes with the door or if it’s left hanging, eing supported only via the door frame.
^ That is an excellent question…
Book shelf of booooom
Reliable source (guy behind me) says that it has to be attached to the frame, otherwise those two pieces of wood will knock the sides of the frame and it’ll never open.
On the other hand, if they’re stupid enough to do that then this isn’t such a stretch is it?
Did I say two? All three pieces, my bad.
Its attacked to the frame, pretty sure.
If this was built properly (not sagging, had a back and a rail in front so the books didn’t hit you in the head) it would be fine for me. I’m only 5’2″ I don’t need that much door height
^^^Except you wouldnt be able to reach the shelf http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif
Always keep your duck tape and Hanna Montana DVDs by the door in case of fire.
Thats not Duct tape.. it is blue masking tape for painting (MIGHT actually be Duck brand, so you’d be right there!
….Why? 0_o
I’m sure there’s a small patch of floor they could leave a stack of books on, hell even make them into a seat if they’re trying to conserve space. Am I missing something??
Yes.
Maybe this is just the beginning. There’s room for at least 4 more shelves, and a bucket of water at the top.
This looks like a joke gone too far!
Those are not books… those are DVDs; the shelf is ’bout to break too.
No matter what the titles are, all those movies are about to be comedy.
@transistor09
Right, the shelf is not sagging, it is actually cracked in the middle. See how it is not one long curve but two straight segments.
@Daniel
BWAH! And we have a winner!
Defiantly supported by the frame…I just hope that kid doesn’t grow…or if they are a midget its good too.
But midgets can’t reach that high…and there is no ladder in the picture.
Why?!
Nah – It’s attached to the door. They just haven’t taken the picture yet where they cut a notch out of the frame to allow the shelf to swing through 8^P
Ahh, books. Your window er… door on the world!
That’s retarded to the Nth degree. Nice door, frame and wall color, though.
@Epic Ideas
Defiantly indeed.
It could just be a closet door
Closet door would swing into the room, not into the closet
“Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re right, no human being would stack books like this.”
Ghost Busters
I have waited 25 years to say that
That shelf has just about reached the threshold of tolerance.
So much for a bit of light reading… This would give Hermione a headache.
No problem with that the guy is just 4′-10″ high!
People not clear on the concept of putting shelving over a door to make use of wasted space.
Something doesn’t look right. It looks like the shelf is flush with the door frame. But that would have to be an awfully deep door frame for that to be true.
Where the hell else am I supposed to hide my porn?
@mystic_eye_cda
So it wasn’t attached to the door frame at all. This is just another example of the shelf versus door gangsterism
y’know, for the first time in one of the entries to this blog, I can fairly say, this has given me an idea….
Except closet doors don’t open in…
Sometimes I envy short people.
“hey guys whats up?” *BAM!*…
“hey john?…john are you ok? JOHN?”
None of the titles are “How to Install a Shelf”
Doubles as a chin-up bar!
@mystic_eye_cda
“Attacked”? I know it’s a typo, but thank you. IMMD.
Of course it seems stable now……. Just wait until someone important is standing under it. Now that, my children is something that we call an “opportune moment”
Home alone trap!
BUWHAHAHA! No one will find my secret lair! I’ve cleverly hidden the entrance behind a bookshelf!
Bob must have took down the “do not open!” sign as a prank
Slam the door. I dare you!
why buy a bucket? i already have these