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Favorite Comment: Fixer dhue says, “When the poison control center recommends that you induce vomiting a mental image of this will work great.”

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  1. Chicken Parm says:

    The butterfly on the seat gives this bathroom POP!

  2. JB says:

    Where can I get a butterfly toilet seat?

  3. BB says:

    Quite Possibly In my grand dads bacement lol

  4. BB says:

    i would hate to see whats behing that wall paper

  5. Rehevkor says:

    Out of view: A huge “NO SMOKING!!!” sign.

  6. K says:

    Who does this. Who puts contact paper/wallpaper/carpeting around their shower enclosures? How could that possibly be a good idea? Its looks awful, and I just KNOW it reeks of mold and wet paper in there…

  7. Chocolatesa says:

    Lol! I have that same checkered pattern in my bathroom to cover the ugly cracked pink tiles, but NOT in my shower! lol

  8. lizardqueen says:

    Awww, thanks for all the contact paper Grandma.. I know just where to stick it!

  9. develish1 says:

    I think I’ll just settle for “EEEWWWW” and leave it at that, lol

  10. dhue says:

    When the poison control center recommends that you induce vomiting a mental image of this will work great.

  11. Rob says:

    Maybe the men of the house have really bad aim.

  12. Morktadela says:

    I want this contact!!

  13. antman says:

    This is every bit as disturbing as the movie The Ring.

  14. Chaobell says:

    Okay, I have actually used contact paper as wallpaper before–there was this mustard yellow Formica crap all over my first dorm room when I was in the Air Force and our dorm manager was cool and basically said “as long as it’ll come off and won’t mess up what’s under it, go for it.”

    However…

    1. I didn’t do it in, around, or near the shower

    2. I didn’t do it on the FLOOR, wtf

    3. I took the time and trouble to smooth out the wrinkles

    4. I did not use the Godawful checkerboard or whatever that other pattern is (I think I used kind of a gray-white granite pattern)

    5. I didn’t try to apply a wallpaper border over it

    And 6. If it started looking kind of icky I PEELED THAT CRAP OFF AND REPLACED IT.

  15. fragonman says:

    uhm…got to hide the blood…

  16. lewis says:

    I believe this is a WIN for hiding the last FAIL (trap door as you get out of Tub?)

  17. JimDawg says:

    Is this one of those “magic eye” things where if you stare at it long enough you see the hidden picture?

  18. Bogus Exception says:

    @JimDawg,

    Perhaps you see a better bathroom?

  19. Captian Flak Jacket says:

    Thats so Ghetto! The remarkeable part of this “workmanship” is that it actually stuck to something. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  20. Daniel says:

    Photoshopped! And everything is transparent.

  21. K says:

    fragonman :
    uhm…got to hide the blood…

    Honestly blood would be preferable to the smoke-and-water-stained rose wallpaper border from 1982.

  22. phoenix says:

    This is why my bathroom when I was a kid had a fake wallpaper border. Made a stencil of the house’s pattern and painted that sucker on. Just as permanent, not nearly as nasty.

    Also screwed with houseguests who could tell something was different, but not WHAT

  23. BobS. says:

    I have a loser in my Digital Communications Class with the Initials AS who always asks why I go to this website.

  24. Paddy says:

    Close encounters of the turd kind.

  25. DaveP says:

    Lots of contact paper, but no toilet paper!

  26. dono1 says:

    Too bad they couldn’t get it to stick inside the tub.

  27. Badgirl says:

    Paddy – where you been, man?

  28. Toni04 says:

    @dono1
    Not because they didn’t try.

  29. Chris says:

    Is that a bathtub for a little person?

  30. DH says:

    Somewhere out there an interior designer saw this picture and dropped dead.

  31. Vlad the Impala says:

    Keep repeating, this is the FIXED appearance.

  32. Jerod Poore says:

    “I have had ENOUGH of him coming home drunk EVERY night. He can puke his guts out ALL NIGHT long from now on. Or sleep SOMEWHERE ELSE!”

  33. dono1 says:

    Badgirl :
    Paddy – where you been, man?

    Have you checked the bathroom? Oh, yeah. In blue and white.

  34. Kate in Italy says:

    Why is it that I feel a mudpit rumble between Jeff Foxworthy and Isaac Mizrahi coming on? Redneck Jokes and Loud Patterns FTW!

  35. Daniel says:

    This pattern is strangely similar to the avatar of some people here. Just saying.

  36. Daniel says:

    @Paddy
    Good to have you back. You are just in time. Run to the thread where it was said that AC drippings are concentrated human sweat.

  37. TheAntiCat says:

    At least there is always some paper handy.

  38. B Moszer says:

    That has to be the most horrendous mixture of artwork I have ever seen….It is truly boggling to the mind. Your eye can’t even concentrate on one section because there is just way to much going on…Take an art class and then try again… You will never make it on to Home and Garden Channel…Maybe you should call them and see if they can come in and fix it for you…YIKES…That is just nasty….

  39. Badgirl says:

    @Daniel – “This pattern is strangely similar to the avatar of some people here. Just saying.”

    uhhhh, guilty :(

  40. snotnose says:

    I mean, if you really stand back and take a non-objectional view of the room as a whole, there is an apparent and concise flow in the way the patterns were melded together. I think this is borderline genius at work here.

  41. dono1 says:

    Daniel-
    In case you don’t know it, you are a true asset to this site. You’re being cheered behind the scenes on practically every post. Am I right, people?

  42. Snowdaysaregreat says:

    Episode 27 of Trading Spaces- “Frank got a deal at Big Lots”

  43. rapunzel says:

    what’s missing here is my mom’s attempt 10-12 years ago to fix where the vinyl started to peel up from the edge our bathtub with TOOTHPASTE, although perhaps that’s the deal with some of that trim pulling away in the top right corner. completely true story.

  44. Paddy says:

    @Daniel
    That’s too funny!

  45. elderwitty says:

    @Chicken Parm
    Pssst! You left out the other ‘O’.

  46. Anna Rexia says:

    No TP in the holder, but it looks like they used the paper that now lines the side of the tub. Who in the hell puts contact paper on the SIDE of a bath tub anyway?

  47. Tim says:

    Perhaps we should all be happy that this is ONLY a tub, and
    not a tub-shower!

  48. Daniel says:

    @dono1
    Aw, shucks. ;)

  49. Stanzskin says:

    As soon as the striped contact paper is put on the vanity the masterpiece will be complete!

  50. Christina says:

    I once rented a studio in which the previous tenent had contact papered the bathroom floor. The land lord seemed to think this was added value. When I offered to retile his response was, “You can do that?” It’s a good thing I did as it distracted from the hole in the plaster wall that I patched with spackle and newspaper.

  51. Totoro says:

    I can see them selling the house, that being their pride and joy. “And here is our bathroom! Try to contain your excitement, and please, wait to see the rest of the house before you buy.”

  52. Spaceman says:

    No problemo – just paint right over it with Kilz Primer and Rustoleum paint!

  53. bob says:

    God, it hurts to look at.

  54. waldo says:

    looks like a single wide some moronic realtor showed me in SC.

  55. Stabby says:

    You know you’ve got either some deep seeded mental issues about renovating, or crappy handyman skills when you put contact paper on the bathtub, and the floor.

  56. Kees says:

    Happy birthday, son. Guess what I got you? Go ahead, unwrap it!

  57. Linda says:

    It was an entry in the ugliest bathroom contest.

    Then again maybe not – It surely would have won!

  58. S-Dubya says:

    Soon to be featured on a “Re-Bath” TV commercial.

  59. OhioJoe says:

    This is what you get when grandma gets into your Adderall stash.

  60. towny says:

    if there is a mirror above the sink looking at yourself while your sitting on the toilet would be like a stoned Eric looking at Red

  61. eboo3266 says:

    I think i used to live there!

  62. Tina says:

    Uh is that a matching toilet paper holder in the tub?

  63. GreenSteve says:

    What’s really sad is that the bathroom in my new rental looks just like this, except different colours and without the toilet. :(


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