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Favorite Comment: Fixer dhue says, “When the poison control center recommends that you induce vomiting a mental image of this will work great.”
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Submitted By: Imaibes
Favorite Comment: Fixer dhue says, “When the poison control center recommends that you induce vomiting a mental image of this will work great.”
The butterfly on the seat gives this bathroom POP!
Where can I get a butterfly toilet seat?
Quite Possibly In my grand dads bacement lol
i would hate to see whats behing that wall paper
Out of view: A huge “NO SMOKING!!!” sign.
Who does this. Who puts contact paper/wallpaper/carpeting around their shower enclosures? How could that possibly be a good idea? Its looks awful, and I just KNOW it reeks of mold and wet paper in there…
Lol! I have that same checkered pattern in my bathroom to cover the ugly cracked pink tiles, but NOT in my shower! lol
Awww, thanks for all the contact paper Grandma.. I know just where to stick it!
I think I’ll just settle for “EEEWWWW” and leave it at that, lol
When the poison control center recommends that you induce vomiting a mental image of this will work great.
Maybe the men of the house have really bad aim.
I want this contact!!
This is every bit as disturbing as the movie The Ring.
Okay, I have actually used contact paper as wallpaper before–there was this mustard yellow Formica crap all over my first dorm room when I was in the Air Force and our dorm manager was cool and basically said “as long as it’ll come off and won’t mess up what’s under it, go for it.”
However…
1. I didn’t do it in, around, or near the shower
2. I didn’t do it on the FLOOR, wtf
3. I took the time and trouble to smooth out the wrinkles
4. I did not use the Godawful checkerboard or whatever that other pattern is (I think I used kind of a gray-white granite pattern)
5. I didn’t try to apply a wallpaper border over it
And 6. If it started looking kind of icky I PEELED THAT CRAP OFF AND REPLACED IT.
uhm…got to hide the blood…
I believe this is a WIN for hiding the last FAIL (trap door as you get out of Tub?)
Is this one of those “magic eye” things where if you stare at it long enough you see the hidden picture?
@JimDawg,
Perhaps you see a better bathroom?
Thats so Ghetto! The remarkeable part of this “workmanship” is that it actually stuck to something. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Photoshopped! And everything is transparent.
Honestly blood would be preferable to the smoke-and-water-stained rose wallpaper border from 1982.
This is why my bathroom when I was a kid had a fake wallpaper border. Made a stencil of the house’s pattern and painted that sucker on. Just as permanent, not nearly as nasty.
Also screwed with houseguests who could tell something was different, but not WHAT
I have a loser in my Digital Communications Class with the Initials AS who always asks why I go to this website.
Close encounters of the turd kind.
Lots of contact paper, but no toilet paper!
Too bad they couldn’t get it to stick inside the tub.
Paddy – where you been, man?
@dono1
Not because they didn’t try.
Is that a bathtub for a little person?
Somewhere out there an interior designer saw this picture and dropped dead.
Keep repeating, this is the FIXED appearance.
“I have had ENOUGH of him coming home drunk EVERY night. He can puke his guts out ALL NIGHT long from now on. Or sleep SOMEWHERE ELSE!”
Have you checked the bathroom? Oh, yeah. In blue and white.
Why is it that I feel a mudpit rumble between Jeff Foxworthy and Isaac Mizrahi coming on? Redneck Jokes and Loud Patterns FTW!
This pattern is strangely similar to the avatar of some people here. Just saying.
@Paddy
Good to have you back. You are just in time. Run to the thread where it was said that AC drippings are concentrated human sweat.
At least there is always some paper handy.
That has to be the most horrendous mixture of artwork I have ever seen….It is truly boggling to the mind. Your eye can’t even concentrate on one section because there is just way to much going on…Take an art class and then try again… You will never make it on to Home and Garden Channel…Maybe you should call them and see if they can come in and fix it for you…YIKES…That is just nasty….
@Paddy
Good one…LMAO
@Daniel – “This pattern is strangely similar to the avatar of some people here. Just saying.”
uhhhh, guilty
I mean, if you really stand back and take a non-objectional view of the room as a whole, there is an apparent and concise flow in the way the patterns were melded together. I think this is borderline genius at work here.
Daniel-
In case you don’t know it, you are a true asset to this site. You’re being cheered behind the scenes on practically every post. Am I right, people?
Episode 27 of Trading Spaces- “Frank got a deal at Big Lots”
what’s missing here is my mom’s attempt 10-12 years ago to fix where the vinyl started to peel up from the edge our bathtub with TOOTHPASTE, although perhaps that’s the deal with some of that trim pulling away in the top right corner. completely true story.
@Daniel
That’s too funny!
@Chicken Parm
Pssst! You left out the other ‘O’.
No TP in the holder, but it looks like they used the paper that now lines the side of the tub. Who in the hell puts contact paper on the SIDE of a bath tub anyway?
Perhaps we should all be happy that this is ONLY a tub, and
not a tub-shower!
@dono1
Aw, shucks.
As soon as the striped contact paper is put on the vanity the masterpiece will be complete!
I once rented a studio in which the previous tenent had contact papered the bathroom floor. The land lord seemed to think this was added value. When I offered to retile his response was, “You can do that?” It’s a good thing I did as it distracted from the hole in the plaster wall that I patched with spackle and newspaper.
I can see them selling the house, that being their pride and joy. “And here is our bathroom! Try to contain your excitement, and please, wait to see the rest of the house before you buy.”
No problemo – just paint right over it with Kilz Primer and Rustoleum paint!
God, it hurts to look at.
looks like a single wide some moronic realtor showed me in SC.
You know you’ve got either some deep seeded mental issues about renovating, or crappy handyman skills when you put contact paper on the bathtub, and the floor.
Happy birthday, son. Guess what I got you? Go ahead, unwrap it!
It was an entry in the ugliest bathroom contest.
Then again maybe not – It surely would have won!
Soon to be featured on a “Re-Bath” TV commercial.
This is what you get when grandma gets into your Adderall stash.
if there is a mirror above the sink looking at yourself while your sitting on the toilet would be like a stoned Eric looking at Red
I think i used to live there!
Uh is that a matching toilet paper holder in the tub?
What’s really sad is that the bathroom in my new rental looks just like this, except different colours and without the toilet.