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Fixer April says, “Some people pick up little knickknacks when they travel. Some people just pick up whatever they find on the side of the road and nail it to their car for a memento.”

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  1. wannabeNurse says:

    That’s one way to recycle.

  2. spotty says:

    Now I know what I’ve been saving all those old plates for. Hoarding WIN!

  3. JB says:

    CLearly need a license (or two) to do that!

  4. Captian Flak Jacket says:

    My boy is licenced to Chill! Just get ‘er done!

  5. Daniel says:

    Ugly in all 48 contiguous states.

  6. rickybobby says:

    I had a similar idea for an art car. Yeah, that’s what I’ll call it, an art car . . .

    I worked as a semitrailer mechanic in Arizona and we got new (to us) trailers in from all over the US and had to put new plates on them. I saved a whole bunch of them and was going to pop-rivet them to a crappy old Valiant or some other POS car until it was completely covered with them.

    Too bad I ended up broke and sold them all for scrap (aluminum, along with my five-gallon bucket of airbrake fittings, hundred pounds or so of copper cable and pipe, half a dozen freeway-salvaged knackered aluminum ladders, I got enough money to move back to California, and civilization).

  7. fragonman says:

    Would you like a ticket with that fail?

  8. RDO says:

    This is a really low-tech version of the old “license plate switcheroo” trick featured in all those mafia wheelman movies. “My license plate was reported in association with a bank robbery? Plenty more where that came from – I have a perfectly clean one patching up my spoiler.”

  9. phoenix says:

    I think this is what happens when someone gets tired of wussy ol’ bumper stickers and wants to collect something more manly to stick on their vehicle as they visit each state.

  10. Brian says:

    Maybe he has the right idea. Has anyone ever seen a rusted license plate? ;-)

  11. j3ff says:

    All that Michigan road salt takes it’s toll on the sheet metal.

  12. rampart says:

    Officer: “Did you happen to get the license plate when the blue car sped away from the scene?”
    Witness: “Which One?”

  13. arrarr says:

    The car used to be named Rusty. I haven’t come up with a new one yet…probably have to use some creative license….

  14. cayton says:

    Reminds me of pilots listing their kills on the side of the plane.

  15. dono1 says:

    “I thought the ad said the fenders were GOLD plated, not OLD plated.”

  16. Stefan says:

    At least it looks better than the contact paper on the tub.

  17. Rhett says:

    They drove all the way from Michigan to Colorado to get license plates to fix the car.

  18. Epic Ideas says:

    Only in michigan.

  19. ninjathrowingstars says:

    they should do the whole car that way

  20. Feyn says:

    Quickly! Follow the car with the license plate 3026..no EM…no ….. just follow that black car

  21. dono1 says:

    I wonder if he’s also got a plate in his head.

  22. James says:

    I wonder where he’s from. Is there anything on the car that says he’s from a particular state? No? Oh, well, I guess it was too much to ask for…

  23. Daniel says:

    @cayton

    Brilliant. It cannot be that, though. I don’t see any white canes taped anywhere.

  24. TheAntiCat says:

    I visited New York a few months ago & I was shocked at the rust damage on the locals cars. Watched one old boy close the door on his Chevy & rust hit the deck. I’m from So-Cal, not use to that kinda thing.

  25. April says:

    Some people pick up little knickknacks when they travel. Some people just pick up whatever they find on the side of the road and nail it to their car for a memento.

  26. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Do I see pop-rivets? That’s like the grandpa of duct tape and zipties. Generational win!

  27. snotnose says:

    Smart guy- I’ve NEVER seen a license plate rust out. Besides, it probably doubled the structural integrity of the POS.

  28. Snowdays says:

    Ford’s latest attempt at being hip and Eco-friendly- take a little post consumer recycled content, slap a honda logo on it and call it the Revolution (literally)

  29. Bryce says:

    Okay, let’s see. It’s registered as a black Honda Civic to Mrs. Samantha Brown. And a red Ford Escort to Mr. Tom Smith. And a white Cadillac El Dorado to Mr. Alex Parker. And a…

  30. Paddy says:

    dono1 :
    I wonder if he’s also got a plate in his head.

    I am laughing so hard right now my stomach hurts!

  31. dono1 says:

    Somebody definitely tagged his rear fender.

  32. Joe says:

    It’s like the middle ages. Plate armor is back in style!

  33. Anna Rexia says:

    “Sir, may I see your licen… oh come ON now!”

  34. BennyBoy says:

    Hey! that’s the guy who cut me off earlier… I tried to right down his license play but I couldn’t figure out which one was which.

  35. C911 says:

    Hmm, now why didn’t they turn them inside out? And I believe it is illegal to have multiple plates on your vehicle. They are obviously geniouses though.

  36. Totoro says:

    Hey! That’s my car! I know, it’s hard to tell, and especially hard to find in a parking lot, but it’s mine!

  37. noise says:

    @Epic Ideas

    Epic Ideas :
    Only in michigan.

    Apparently in Colorado, too.

  38. Armann says:

    I like how the licence plate has been blurred out.

  39. Chris says:

    That’s what you get when you take your car to the auto-body shop that hires former prison inmates!

  40. waldo says:

    I KNOW THE RECESSION IS BAD BUT DETROIT TAKES THE CAKE

  41. shaggy says:

    Dispatch to all cars, watch for leave without pay bearing Michigan 3026JK and Colorado VE2921 and New York V7441A and other plates.

  42. TheCannyScot says:

    Don’t come to Georgia, they’ll ticket you for the expired plates.

  43. Anna says:

    If I’m right, I know the guy driving the car. It is in Michigan, but it’s definitely NOT in Detroit. That’s Up North.

  44. Kees says:

    I wonder how many tickets this dude would get if he was caught on a red light camera?

  45. D-cat says:

    Hey, I did the same thing to my car in NH… just not as many license plates (yet).

  46. mr. mike says:

    Too cheap for bondo, too dumb to patch the holes or dents with sheetmetal.

  47. Jay911 says:

    @Armann
    Indeed! Good thing they blurred out one of the 14 plates on the car.

  48. ron says:

    I been every where man I been every where. Reno Fargo Chicago Buffalo Minnisota…….Hank Snow!

  49. Stephen says:

    Showing off the many “party plates” he’s earned in his college career.

  50. towny says:

    license to overkill

  51. no comment. says:

    Cop sais: “Hmmm… Now wich one of these to I send the ticket to?”

  52. Carl says:

    dispatch, we have a black honda civic with licence plate 3026 JK, A62, EM RO6, N73, the man may be intoxicated and appears to have traveled to more places than Jesse James…please respond.

  53. Is this REALLY fixed? says:

    What surprises me is that they actually “found” these plates by the side of the road.

  54. dick jones says:

    Aspiring filmmakers take note: remake Spielberg’s “Duel” as a comedy by changing the ominous tanker to tiny Honda!

  55. Going Broke says:

    “I love my car, but the registration fees are killing me!”

  56. K-Raph says:

    “They thought me mad when I proposed my new idea for an armored car, but I’ll show them yet! Just…give it a year or four.”

  57. Meggu says:

    Only in Michigan… *facepalm* I swear, we’re not all like that, really.

  58. Mr. Hobo says:

    Why’d they block out the actual plate? It’s like the car isn’t recognizable without it.

  59. Grendel says:

    To confuse those radar cameras right?


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