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Submitted By: Christian W
Favorite Comment: Fixer Gargomon says, “Of course this glass is not for martini’s you silly people.
You think a person who fixed it like that would actually drink martinis? No. This is just for that late nite fancy glass of beer.”
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Oh yes, nothing say true wine cunning sewer like a kludged plastic cup.
martini not wine. but the gag still rules! ha!
While fixing it with a wine cork is clever, no true vinophile would drink wine from what is clearly a martini glass.
That is glass, but unless it’s great Aunt Tilly’s, and you’re packing it to move, you’re better off with a bit of super-glue and setting it in the china cabinet.
Of course, this is actually a martini glass… The true recycling-loving wine connoisseur will still laugh at you.
Who drinks wine out of a martini glass? I mean, really…
Um, i think thats just a wine glass marker, or charm… whatever ya want to call them.
(Googled it and came up with this: http://www.wineglasscharms.com)
Are we to assume it’s broken, or is that just an enhanced grip for the serious wine connoisseur?
Not a charm, I’m afraid. Charms aren’t held on with zip ties.
Creative use of Zip-ties. Duct tape is no longer King! Huzzah!
Too bad there aren’t any cork-color zip-ties on the market yet.
Obviously this glass is for martinis that are neither stirred nor shaken.
The zip ties on the cork even suggest the look of a wine cask. A+ work.
Of couse this glass is not for martini’s you silly people.
You think a person who fixed it like that would actually drink martinis? No. This is just for that late nite fancy glass of beer.
Ohh, put a cork in it already, you…
Full-contact martinis! After a few, glassware gets broken and anything you can rig to keep them coming seems like a good idea. Surprised the cat isn’t zip-tied in there as well…
Did anyone notice that this pic is of a MARTINI glass, not a wine glass?
Oh, so now I get to see the other comments… sorry all…
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I’ll drink to that but the wine was a bit corky!
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I like my martinis corked not capped.
@Derelict
I’d say they shook that last one a bit too hard.
It’s “connaisseur”
Breaking the habit, one glass at the time
@JoeyKay
And,conversely, no true martini lover would drink from a kludged glass! (We’d just sip straight from that nice aluminum shaker thingy.)
Will it come apart if you put it in the dishwasher?
@dono1
Oh Schnapps
obviously this is the nautical edition….now when your drunk and fall overboard the glass still floats!
“Think mom will notice?”
@Mr Obnox: They did try to zip-tie me in there, but I got away.
A perfect glass for my vintage ’07 olive pit wine.
Oh the irony.
Can never have enough zip ties around.
nothing to stop you from having another drink
nothing was going to stopper (stop her) from having another drink
Is it’s sad that I think that this is actually kind of cool looking?
I agree.
Your’re all soooo wrong! This is a glass for drinking ‘green beer’ on St. Paddy’s day. (Imported from County Cork, Ireland).