pirateguillermo :
Rubber straps holding the bumper up.
Squirt guns used as amber turn indicator lenses.
Radiator dangling at 15 degrees off plumb.
I’m in awe. This was done to tide the guy over until he could get the replacement parts for cheap on EBay, right?
And zip ties. Don’t forget the zip ties holding the squirt guns in place.
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Try as I might, I have no idea what I’m looking at. Somebody?
squirt signal?
@Daniel
well besides the macgyver grill…it looks like they zip tied some squirt guns to the blinker to get that “amber” light effect…:/
Shoot. Forgot what I was gonna say..
This is sending the wrong signal to our youth about gun use in America.
@dono1
(Our youth: aka “those little squirts”)
At least you can have fun while driving, shooting people with water as they cross the road.
staring down the barrel of a right turn.
Set your turn signals to “Stunning”
I think that right turn signal lens is shot.
Rubber straps holding the bumper up.
Squirt guns used as amber turn indicator lenses.
Radiator dangling at 15 degrees off plumb.
I’m in awe. This was done to tide the guy over until he could get the replacement parts for cheap on EBay, right?
AARRR matey’s …land Pirates.
And zip ties. Don’t forget the zip ties holding the squirt guns in place.
A little duct tape and he’s golden.
@pirateguillermo
Comming soon to “Item Not As Described (.com)”
Ok the gun lobby really has gone too far now…
Agreed with @Daniel. What actually are we looking at…
Had a friend of mine did the same repair (grill and all) on the same make and model van. What are the odds? – Kentucky
@Matt Kendrick
You answered your own question.
This is pretty inventive…it takes a lot of redneck wisdom to figure out to use this…or a lot of beer.
You hit the Right Turn Signal and a flare goes off!
i thought the kludge was using a grill from the fireplace, which should have excited the pun crowd.
With a slight adjustment to the right, it will wash you windows as well!
Ima firin’ my high beams!
Right turn…PEW! PEW!
Your new fog lamps have been “successfully” installed.
I wonder what happened to the kid that he got those squirt guns from??
Even James Bond has been hit by the reccesion
Mad Max… the later years…
And you thought James Bond’s arsenal on his Aston Martin was enviable.
That van lives in PDX, named the Mustache ride. Its a panel van with the cage behind the driver, and is driven by a girl who is a nanny to rich kids.
Creepy van? Check.
This is not a turn signal, it is a way to deter drives who won’t let you change lanes!
NEW FROM ONSTAR! Hit and run protection system! Great for annoying passerby and that guy that just flipped you the bird. Hit him/her with the loaded dye and RUN.
Now they dont have to waste their time rolling down the window for their drive by’s.