
Submitted By: Beth B
Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…”
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Submitted By: Beth B
Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…”
Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…
giving it the good ol’ college try!
Too bad he’s playing with a stick, usually it’s only your feet.
I smell a foul ball.
Really funny!
It’s their new female player, Peg.
Stick it to the other side.
…meh worth a shot i guess
Today he’s one of a kind. After he’s played a while a splinter group may form.
DON’T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUMP ON A … oh. sorry.
LOL!
I feel like (a) stake
This is the perfect fix because it’s with duct tape!
I love how all the other players have a bit of fat in their faces.
Except this one is as thin as a stick.
That’s great. Now the PC people are going to get fired up. Oops. What wood you do? Darn it. I need to shut up. This thing could branch out into real trouble.
Um… you do realize that new foos-men are about $1.50 each right? It costs more to drive to the store than it does to buy one.
@Lalas
Something tells me this kludge didn’t happen during regular store hours. Or while anyone was even remotely sober enough to drive, for that matter…
@dono….that’s pretty funny.
he may have the best shot on the field but hes as blind as a post
hehe
Must had been a real hard tackle. Did the other guy got a red card?
Every game there’s a player that ‘sticks’ out.
@Lalas
A new one requires:
1. Knowing where a store that has them is;
2. The store being open;
3. Being sober/competent enough to get there;
4. Being willing to pay more for gas than for the piece (heck, to pay anything at all);
5. Figuring out how to remove the rod and put the new piece on.
In other words, it’s going to be kludged instead. I’m a bit surprised they went to the trouble of cutting a dowel to the right size. I’d have swiped a couple of plastic knives from the cafeteria, broken them in half (that’s about the right length), fastened the pieces together with tape or rubber bands, and taped that to the rod. Five, ten minutes tops; someone can do a beer and snacks run and be back at the same time.
Bit of a sticky situation.
@arrarr
bahahha!
It’s clearly a ninja footballer using a log decoy.
Well, THERE’S “Jesus Christ on a stick”! I’ve been trying to call him for ages now.
“Lads, I’d like you to meet our new midfielder. We just signed him from Nottingham Forest.”
Funny – considering stumbled upon this photo just as Mythbusters is airing a segment on using duct-tape for…everything.
@Evan
I see a stick. You see Jesus? Really? Btw…the little plastic figurines don’t play fooseball. The real person twirling the bars do.
Jesus saves!
Realizing he would never be played with again, unless he made some compromises, Lincoln Log applied at the employment office.