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Foosball Second String


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Submitted By: Beth B

Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…”

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  1. Evan says:

    Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…

  2. Mark J says:

    giving it the good ol’ college try!

  3. Gargomon says:

    Too bad he’s playing with a stick, usually it’s only your feet.

    I smell a foul ball.

  4. JB says:

    Evan :
    Huh, I didn’t know that Jesus played Foosball…

    Really funny!

  5. dono1 says:

    It’s their new female player, Peg.

  6. Badgirl says:

    Stick it to the other side.

  7. fragonman says:

    …meh worth a shot i guess

  8. arrarr says:

    Today he’s one of a kind. After he’s played a while a splinter group may form.

  9. Fixit says:

    DON’T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUMP ON A … oh. sorry.

  10. M says:

    I feel like (a) stake

  11. JB says:

    This is the perfect fix because it’s with duct tape!

  12. Gargomon says:

    I love how all the other players have a bit of fat in their faces.

    Except this one is as thin as a stick.

  13. Todd says:

    Fixit :
    DON’T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUMP ON A … oh. sorry.

    That’s great. Now the PC people are going to get fired up. Oops. What wood you do? Darn it. I need to shut up. This thing could branch out into real trouble.

  14. Lalas says:

    Um… you do realize that new foos-men are about $1.50 each right? It costs more to drive to the store than it does to buy one.

  15. Evan says:

    @Lalas
    Something tells me this kludge didn’t happen during regular store hours. Or while anyone was even remotely sober enough to drive, for that matter…

  16. Erin says:

    @dono….that’s pretty funny.

  17. Tom says:

    he may have the best shot on the field but hes as blind as a post

    hehe

  18. Ramizan says:

    Must had been a real hard tackle. Did the other guy got a red card?

  19. Russ K. says:

    Every game there’s a player that ‘sticks’ out.

  20. Jon says:

    @Lalas
    A new one requires:
    1. Knowing where a store that has them is;
    2. The store being open;
    3. Being sober/competent enough to get there;
    4. Being willing to pay more for gas than for the piece (heck, to pay anything at all);
    5. Figuring out how to remove the rod and put the new piece on.
    In other words, it’s going to be kludged instead. I’m a bit surprised they went to the trouble of cutting a dowel to the right size. I’d have swiped a couple of plastic knives from the cafeteria, broken them in half (that’s about the right length), fastened the pieces together with tape or rubber bands, and taped that to the rod. Five, ten minutes tops; someone can do a beer and snacks run and be back at the same time.

  21. The Cat says:

    Bit of a sticky situation.

  22. kilgore says:

    @arrarr
    bahahha!

  23. Jess says:

    It’s clearly a ninja footballer using a log decoy.

  24. SparcMan says:

    Well, THERE’S “Jesus Christ on a stick”! I’ve been trying to call him for ages now.

  25. Chunklets says:

    “Lads, I’d like you to meet our new midfielder. We just signed him from Nottingham Forest.”

  26. GabachoMike says:

    Funny – considering stumbled upon this photo just as Mythbusters is airing a segment on using duct-tape for…everything.

  27. Yup02 says:

    @Evan
    I see a stick. You see Jesus? Really? Btw…the little plastic figurines don’t play fooseball. The real person twirling the bars do.

  28. keith says:

    Jesus saves!

  29. Johnny Boy says:

    Realizing he would never be played with again, unless he made some compromises, Lincoln Log applied at the employment office.


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