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Favorite Comment: Fixer Rehevkor says, “They’re retractable steps to be used in the event of door-to-door salesmen or Jehovah’s Witnesses (redundant, I know). A trap door leading to the shark infested cellar will be added later.”
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Least your on high ground from those Door to Door salesmen.
Watch that first… er… lack of steps.
They’re retractable steps to be used in the event of door-to-door salesmen or Jehovah’s Witnesses (redundant, I know). A trap door leading to the shark infested cellar will be added later.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are not sales people in any way shape or form. Try talking to one for once instead of hiding and saying derogatory things about them!!! They’re all by far the nicest people I’ve ever met.
LMAO, the nicest people you ever met? I am so sorry that you don’t get out more! I have spoken with them. They get stuck in their own circular argument for why they are correct in their beliefs. Ask some intelligent questions and you’ll find that it is like talking to a recording. They just keep going with their canned, dogmatic BS. Poor misguided fools waiting for the rapture.
It’s all part a four step program.
On such a busy street, imagine the stairs these people must be getting.
The lawn boy said he would move them back after he mowed
It’s like a RV in fact. The this whole section of the house slides back in.
Glad there’s a light above the door.
Best – Title – Ever!! Bravo!
TO MS. FIXIT:
1. What happened to the “Fixers Unite” section of the home page showing which fixers have recently posted comments to a particular kludge?
2. What happened to the Kitchen Kludge contest that was rolled out two weeks ago?
3. Why do some posts mysteriously appear shuffled in with ones that seemingly were there first?
4. Why do some fixes have “Favorite Comments” below them while others don’t?
5. Why do some fixes suddenly disappear with no explanation (like the fitted sheets kludge)? And why do some reappear weeks later mixed in with the archives (like the urinal-next-to-sink kludge)?
Curious fixers want to know (don’t we?)
Answers to 1. 3. A few days ago the tech team started migrating the site onto a new server and we’re still getting all the bugs worked out and the widgets turned back on.
2. Kitchen Kludges got shelved due to lack of submissions. :*( But don’t fret, there will be a new photoshop contest in the near future!
4. Partially the same as the answer to 1. and 3. When it went MIA for a long chunk of time was due to hyper hectic schedule on my part. Sorry. >.<
5. Sometimes the internet loses things in the tubes, sometimes it gets buried for bad votes, sometimes the original submitter asks to have a photo removed for one reason or another.
Now how will we reach the door? I know! We’ll stand on that brick support column to the left of the stairs that was supporting the structure in the first place!
Where are the pallets when you need them?
@Ms. Fix-It
Thanks for the speedy reply. I take it all back- we still love you. BFF?
That bay window is sure nuff purty.
A cement ladder. How very original.
@dono – You are the best. Thanks for stepping up. And thanks to Ms. Fix-It for the peak behind the curtain. (Why am I having to re-supply my name, did you lose my cookie? I’m scared I won’t get my blue quilt square back. Well, here’s hoping for blue…..
Whew, that was tense for a second
Happy now
@Badgirl
“Thanks for stepping up”
Hahaahaaa!
*sheepish smile*
We got a really nice price on the Room Addition for the mud porch, and we really need one – but then they said that the foundation was extra, and the bank wouldn’t loan us any more…
We’ll do it next year, honest!
Great title…as funny as the pictures are the titles make the site.
The contractor said they had to make a couple adjustments before they could get that last row of siding put on.
The steps? Yea,well that was the only way I could get em home in my Tercel.
Hey Cletus, good news! You don’t need all those pallets no more, I found your steps! Lemme just drag em out here…AAAAAAAHASQUISH
Brilliant title, by the bye…
yes! @Lalas
Who would stoop so low?
@Dave
Howerver, you install siding from the bottom-up though that it’s probably not what happened here!
Bwwawahahaha! Best title I read all day. Thanks for the laugh.
Honey?…honey? you did remember we replaced the steps with a punji pit…honey?
The home owner knows these stairs go up, but hope they don’t also go down.
Can I get my energy tax rebate now?
Why’d they build the new addition before extending the foundation? Or did they just do such a bad job with the new foundation that it already had to be taken out and redone?
So wheres the pic of this piece of crap falling? Could not have lastest long
Looks like these flower boxes will do the trick!
You know, they coulda just used the bucket or the…microwave oven (MICROWAVE? Why is there a microwave oven in the picture?) as an extra step…..and I think that was my neighbor…….yeah, so THAT’s why there was an ambulence on my street last Saturday. Ok.
and the city thinks i’m nuts, cuz i want to build a moat.
Hey man thas my idea.
~creak~***SCHMACK!*** “Honey, did you tell mom to use the back door?!?!?”
So your implying that Jehovah’s Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen are synonymous. Clever, I guess. But a sale would involve a transaction, and when one of Jehovah’s Witnesses stops by, don’t they usually try to GIVE you something? I mean, without asking for anything in return?
(don’t believe what you hear about Jehovah’s Witnesses. Get the truth. Ask one yourself)
LOL I did…decided to really hear them out, what a mistake! They kept coming back trying to sell me on their drivel. A 3rd grader on any debate team could bury them and their sales pitch.
After having been visited 5-6 times by Jehovah’s during two weeks, I finally invited them. They decided to leave quite quickly, however, since I had put on a hardcore gangbang movie on the telly…
This is funny cuz i know excatly where this house is…its my friends old house and he moved like several years ago BTW the steps were in place when he lived there smh
Well at least this time he wont BE IN the house. Is that a good or bad thing(–PONDERING–)