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Favorite Comment: Fixer Fixit says, “All is well until the over-eager forklift-driving neighbor gets involved. At 2:00 a.m.”

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  1. Rehevkor says:

    Lash those together with some rope and you’ll have an emergency raft in the event of a flood. Brilliant!

  2. Demetrius says:

    This is cool… And, the stacks slide under the porch when you need room fer dancin’!

  3. Evan says:

    Remodel by Donkey Kong.

  4. Daniel says:

    Reuse, reduce, recycle. I am loving this.

    The only detail missing was one more pallet standing on end behind the steps to cover the hole under the porch (although it could be storage as it is).

  5. fordprefect says:

    Redneck handicap ramp.

  6. Mike says:

    Rehevkor :
    Lash those together with some rope and you’ll have an emergency raft in the event of a flood. Brilliant!

    Nominated for post of the day

  7. Badgirl says:

    Not bad but would never pass inspection – no hand rail.

  8. Powermuffin says:

    Is that one of those particle board McMansions for which so many suckers paid boatloads of money? I guess even when you are living out your Beverly Hillbillies fantasy, you still occasionally revert to your natural socio-economic level.

  9. DH says:

    I cant say much. I built an entire deck out of pallets once

  10. JBD says:

    You can cover the sides with lattice and it’s more than a temporary fix.

  11. JBD says:

    Just had old broom sticks and it will pass!@Badgirl

  12. murgatroyd says:

    I think that’s my ex-boyfriend’s house. Literally.

  13. BamCe says:

    Ok guys seriously how do you keep getting pictures of my friends and family’s cars and houses?

  14. Sue says:

    It kind of has that Zen thing going on…

  15. Zaphod says:

    “And here we have a bannerless pinewood staircase leading to the patio”.

  16. dono1 says:

    This kludge works but not as good as the steps taken by the previous owner.

  17. JH says:

    Is the door also made of pallets?

  18. Paddy says:

    The could just panel over everything, add handrails (thanks Badgirl!), and it would actually be just fine!

  19. Paddy says:

    And maybe add some nicer decking to the top of the pallets…

  20. JJ says:

    I’m guessing the tealight-lanterns are because the outside lights are our as well.

  21. PopularOutcast says:

    @murgatroyd What about the statement “I think that’s my ex-boyfriend’s house.” is not literal?

  22. Doug says:

    Reduce, REUSE, recycle…seems like he’s got the Reuse bit down pat! Love it! FWIW, pallets are often made of oak and strong as hell so this really is a clever reuse of materials.

  23. Tio says:

    Cool, he can change the stairs layout anytime at no cost!

  24. gringoloco says:

    Better keep your receipt. It’s still on that bottom pallet on the right.

  25. Princess Buttercup says:

    How very redneck, and flexible!!!

    BamCe :
    Ok guys seriously how do you keep getting pictures of my friends and family’s cars and houses?

    We’re related?

  26. Chaobell says:

    @Badgirl
    Stand another pallet on its edge at the edge of each step. Problem solved!

  27. Fixit says:

    All is well until the over-eager forklift-driving neighbor gets involved. At 2:00 a.m.

  28. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Aww, home repair and improvement by someone who never outgrew Lego.

  29. Badgirl says:

    “@Badgirl
    Stand another pallet on its edge at the edge of each step. Problem solved!”

    Perfect – See what we can do when we all work together?

  30. Vexarr says:

    Oh wow. Oh nice. I like that. I’m going to get some palettes!

  31. dono1 says:

    Are you sure this isn’t just a very decorative loading dock?

  32. Fireman says:

    Uglier than sin… but functional…

  33. dono1 says:

    Architect: Plank Lloyd Wright.

  34. dono1 says:

    Vexarr :
    Oh wow. Oh nice. I like that. I’m going to get some palettes!

    That won’t work. Palettes are too thin and you’d need far too many of them (plus you’d track paint into the house). You’re better off sticking with pallets.

  35. one small step says:

    Welcome to: “Homes of the Rich and Redneck”!

    Really now… go through all that trouble of dressing up the front of your house with laid stone and then have pallets??? I pray this is a temporary fix!

  36. Paddy says:

    dono1 :

    Vexarr :
    Oh wow. Oh nice. I like that. I’m going to get some palettes!

    That won’t work. Palettes are too thin and you’d need far too many of them (plus you’d track paint into the house). You’re better off sticking with pallets.

    I wonder how many are going to actually get that…

  37. benadrit says:

    An entire day of resourcefulness.

  38. hosebunny says:

    Fixit :All is well until the over-eager forklift-driving neighbor gets involved. At 2:00 a.m.

    I vote this for best comment :)

  39. Korbl says:

    That person must have had the best luck ever in finding pallets, all the pallets I’ve ever seen I’d barely trust to hold up a toy poodle.

    And maybe it’s modular design to create a defense against the handicapped knight next door.

  40. theevilpotato says:

    Gordon Freeman’s house I suspect…

  41. MarkG says:

    Nice work. Must have a degree in Redneck Engineering.

  42. crunchberrys mom says:

    clever!

  43. Emily Michelle says:

    Is it wrong of me to love these stairs? Recycling for the win!

  44. s00zi says:

    @dono1
    The best comment!! But shouldn’t it be spelled Plank Lloyd “Right”?

  45. s00zi says:

    When you’re long on creativity and short on ol’ cash, just use your imagination and stock up on trash!!

  46. s00zi says:

    @Paddy
    I do!!! Clever….and observant

  47. fiberartchic says:

    I’m loving the fact that the rest of the porch is so well decorated, like they just got tired or ran outta money and said “that’s it honey, we aint puttin steps in, that’s just showin off!”

  48. Miss says:

    @Paddy
    I get it! That handed me a GREAT big laugh… almost as big as some of these pictures! I love that you “fixed” his/her spelling error… funny, sarcastic and helpful! Triple threat!

  49. .that one girl. says:

    its all well and good until someone steals your makeshift fail-case. . .

    but you have to commend them on the creativity xD

  50. Graey says:

    Pallets usually aren’t free. They cost the store if they aren’t returned to the warehouse.

  51. Erin says:

    @Badgirl
    try making soemthing out of PVC pipe…..then it will pass and is durable.

  52. smellanie says:

    it’s so oddly zen…

  53. Fart Particles says:

    Put the firewood on it in da’ winter, Orvil, an’ we won’t be havin’ none a’ doze bunnies run throu’ da’ house on fire, and none a’ doze’ Latter Day Saints fellers either!


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