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So very very wrong.
I guess this is one way to wean yourself off harder drugs. Or maybe this parent is trying to nip junior’s habit in the bud.
Is that a bong? Oh, that’s awful!
This actually looks like a pretty decent kludge. Pipe is sealed neatly with what appears to be an appropriate-sized grommet (as opposed to a big wad of duct tape), and if the hole was drilled carefully enough, the thing ought to work just fine.
wtf is a kludge?
“Honey, can you put the baby in the high-chair while I warm up his bottle?”
there’s just something very unsettling about this.
for the babies?
Pipe for the babies.
Lacks charm
This one gets points for shock value (swag and newborns just don’t seem like a good combination) but as far as smoking kludges go, sticking a stem through a plastic bottle isn’t exactly revolutionary.
Hey TIFI – how about a “smoking kludge” contest? Doubtless your contributors could come up with some great ones.
Didn’t this one have like a million votes against in the voting page?
That’s wrong on every level.
I have seen better than this constructed on a whim in under 30 seconds, not impressive at all.
I might prevent gas AND help sleeping too…
That could actually be a glass bottle. I have a few older style glass baby bottles with the same kind of design in the side.
Lately he’s just been hanging out in his playpen all day watching the Wiggles on TV (and you wouldn’t believe how many jars of butternut squash he’s been going through).
yuck
That is SOOOOO Section 8…
Welcome to America’s White-Trash Welfare Future.
I don’t get it … where do you burn the weed?!
Isn’t it merely to pressurise the bottle to fire liquid down a recalcitrant baby’s throat?
never mind… just tried it and it works great – judging by my sleeping son, he agrees, too…
hardly. do you know how much weed costs these days? this was made by some rich preppie kid whose dad works in the society sucking finance sector.
lol weed only costs as much as who u get it from.. and depending where u live.. canada’s weed scene is amazing and the ppl that i knoe, i can get 2Gs for 15$.. pretty epic.. btw i did something like this but it was done out of an old vase and a highlighter with the end of a headphone for the bowl.. it actually worked rlly good too xD
@Gargomon
High chair indeed.
A good parent will recognize the warning signs that their kids are doing street drugs. Especially Sesame Street drugs.
I didn’t think a pothead would be concerned about being PBA free, but…
Recovered from Jack Nicholson’s home in March 1977, it became “Exhibit A” in The People vs. Roman Polanski. Zing!
Note the clean rubber nipple, yet the dirty glass. It’s very likely that they’re using this without the cap, and just putting the bottle cap on for shock value. Baby’d be in for a rude surprise if he went to suck on bong water. Eeeeeew!
No, the teat is misted up, just like the upper parts of the bottle.
Don’t imagine it would work so ace with an open top…
Now you’ll *never* get him weaned off the bottle.
um, in the bowl?
In your bedroom when your parents aren’t home. Or in your living room when your roommates ARE home.
And I thought I was cool when my bud brought over a 6 foot tall grafix. In all those years we used juice bottles, parts of faucets, etc. but we NEVER would have thought of that!
Genie in the bottle…
Way to recycle!!
Still, better than using a tube of Desitin to make a “crack” pipe.
That’s just sad.
Evan is right SMOKING KLUDGE CONTEST
Well… A stoner’s gotta do what a stoner’s gotta do.
Looks like it could be a garden hose connection for rapid refilling.
Yeah!! Apple bongs and gatorade pipes! Smoking kludge! Btw the baby bottle bong is great. Hahaha.
fix’n the baby?
@Observer
How odd.. Where I live, the section 8 folks are black.
How desperate are some ppl… so wrong!!!
this is just stupid and wrong..probably gave it to the baby like that too.
that’s horrible. seriously.
Baby got bong!
I think I saw that one on Venice Beach recently!
Ha thats funny. Some people here have no sense of humor.
LMAO, Classic.
And don’t be all “oh, thats bad parenting”…just because its a baby bottle, doesn’t automatically mean there is an actual baby around. Relax and laugh…its funny.
THAT IS JUST WRONG. PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IS FUNNY BUT LOOK AT WHAT DRUGS WILL MAKE YOU DO. THAT PERSON HAS NO MORALS OR VALUES FOR CHILDREN.
that is not about having sense of humor it is just wrong!!!!
@bornez It goes in the bowl, at the end of the stem, that piece coming out of the side.
the perfect bong for my ex-spouse. Classic dilemma, which end to suck on first?
This is wrong on every level….It saddens me that this would even be placed on this site…..This is not funny at all and those who think it is funny need some value checks. Babies die because of being born addicted to drugs and this is just something which should not be allowed to be published anywhere.
seriosly, what is wrong with you people?! This is wrong in so many levels i have a year old and to see this makes me ashamed of some of the people in this world!! Are you kidding? this is stupid and ridiculous, seriosly!! you people need to take a look at your lives if you think this is amazing it’s sick and cruel!!!
@Becky
i couldn’t agree more!!!
@Albie
it’s a disgrace against parents and children!!! not one bit of it is funny…there is no morral to it!
That’s a sure cure for a Colicky baby. “Mommy, this milk tastes a little harsh – oh and by the way, could you pass the cookies?” lol
@bornez
Anyone who asks that question has either smoked themselves stupid or perhaps think that weed is that stuff that you cut down with the weed wacker. DUH!
Anyone who asks that question has either smoked themselves stupid or perhaps think that weed is that stuff that you cut down with the weed wacker. DUH!
Anyone who asks that question has either smoked themselves stupid or perhaps think that weed is that stuff that you cut down with the weed wacker.
@Mark
I *still* didn’t hear you…
@Mark
So you don’t know either.
I made one with a glass lemonade bottle for my trying Salvia Divinorum.
My boss makes them with apples and, no, I don’t work at a “Head Shop” either though it’s a place I might in the future work for/nearby…
as good as mothers milk!! XD
LMFAO
This is actually an accessory for the little known children’s toy, “Little Miss Chronic”.
Seriously ?!?! Who are these people ???
@Becky
Weed’s not physically addictive retard.
Wow I can see we have some whiney white trash moms on here! (I won’t mention Becky or Sadie’s names) I’ll wager a guess that at least one of you had a kid before you were even 18…
wah wah wah that’s so wrong…let me call the waaaambulance for you and get you a bottle of no more tears! Give it a rest! It’s not like there’s a baby in the picture…just because you have a baby doesn’t give you the right to say what is “wrong on so many levels” morals are subjective; get over it!
this is the 2009 model…. the 2010 model has a built in crack pipe as well..
Gee, they sure are starting young these days…
Kids are taking drugs at younger and younger ages.
I love how some people are saying weed is horrible.
And some moron up there compared it to crack.
good use for it. babies should be fed with breasts.
Starting them a little young, don’t you think?
An alternative to whiskey for the baby that wont stop crying on the airplane…..
Twenty minutes earlier- “The only way this bong would be better is if it had a nipple on it.”
Gives a new meaning to cracked nipples from breastfeeding!!!
Now to start I don’t think smokeing weed is a bad thing, second I used to smoke myself, but that being said I do agree that it is in bad taste to make a bong from a baby bottle. The first thought in my mind is if they had to came up with something fast to make it from and the one thing available is a bottle then the thought would be that there is a baby around. I may be wrong on that but that’s my logical thought process.
lol dude u r a f-ing awesum parent I’m gonna try this on my future kids
Look! Its a boy!