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Submitted By: Ragidandy

Favorite Comment: Fixer Vexarr says, “While grounded in concern, I feel your criticism is insulated from the realities of the field. I’m sure the load was line balanced and work conducted in a positive manner. No reason to get short. I see no reason to be alternating from their current policies.

Or somesuch.”

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  1. Gargomon says:

    High Wire Act.

  2. dono1 says:

    Sling-shock.

  3. name says:

    is it alive? =o

  4. fordprefect says:

    Like my hometown, where power supply infrastructure is just an afterthought.

  5. mystic_eye_cda says:

    Please tell me that’s photoshopped.

    Please

  6. Clyde says:

    So that’s why my power was out this morning…

  7. Gargomon says:

    This all happened one day as a friend of mine decided to lock his bike around the poles; of course one event lead to another that he decided it was such a wonderful spot that he must have left his lock there.

    Then a car came plowing along took out the pole and a little tike on a trike and volah.

  8. Bullitt says:

    I’m not sure what it is about that picture–maybe just the angle–but something makes me think that’s not such an effective repair.

  9. Vexarr says:

    As much as this will shock everyone. This is not a Kludge. It is safe. It is standard Power Company procedure. What you are seeing is the first or second step in a process of moving power lines back from the road. First the new post is set. Then they remove as much of the old pole as possible. Eventually, those lines will be either removed and rehung with longer ones OR if there are tension loops on those lines, those loops will be let out and the lines rehung over the new pole. You see this all the time in places where weather takes out older lines frequently. Alabama power (I know, I know) is among the nations fastest and most practiced line rigging power companies. They are one of several go-to companies when the call goes out for disaster recovery. They do this every day and the swap is always completed within 48 hours. They recently rehung a two mile section in this fashion in a single day to allow for a four lane expansion.

    But yeah, it does look like hell.

  10. Gargomon says:

    @Vexarr

    I’m sorry, this paragraph is too long and will not be read completely.

    Please improve your silliness for future references.

    Thank you.

  11. Sean C R says:

    Nice neighborhood.

  12. Vexarr says:

    @Gargomon
    That’s OK, Alabama power will be along to re-hang that as well… The new one will be shorter and contain 40% more shrimp.

  13. Gargomon says:

    @Vexarr

    But. My house is allergic to Shell Fish.

  14. Vexarr says:

    @Gargomon
    Then they will simply shell them and you may enjoy the odor of nude shrimp.

  15. hosebunny says:

    Vexarr :
    As much as this will shock everyone. This is not a Kludge. It is safe. It is standard Power Company procedure. What you are seeing is the first or second step in a process of moving power lines back from the road. First the new post is set. Then they remove as much of the old pole as possible. Eventually, those lines will be either removed and rehung with longer ones OR if there are tension loops on those lines, those loops will be let out and the lines rehung over the new pole. You see this all the time in places where weather takes out older lines frequently. Alabama power (I know, I know) is among the nations fastest and most practiced line rigging power companies. They are one of several go-to companies when the call goes out for disaster recovery. They do this every day and the swap is always completed within 48 hours. They recently rehung a two mile section in this fashion in a single day to allow for a four lane expansion.
    But yeah, it does look like hell.

    Party Pooper :(

  16. dono1 says:

    Vexarr :
    As much as this will shock everyone…

    How much?

  17. Vexarr says:

    @dono1
    326.58 joules precisely.

  18. dono1 says:

    @Vexarr
    Wow! Would those be individual or family joules?

  19. Allanna says:

    You have GOT to be joking…
    That can’t be for real…
    At least… I hope it’s not… 0_o

  20. Theo says:

    NOT ‘shopped? So the sky really is that color? 8O

  21. Rick says:

    Do others note a shadow problem on the roadway? I see the shadow of the new pole, but not one branching off of it like the old partial pole should cast.

  22. Stanman13 says:

    Here, hold this a sec.

  23. allie says:

    @rick
    the shadow that you are rreferringto is the line’s and not the pole as the shadow continues pass the new pole on the ground….
    @theo
    not sure what to think of the sky but sure that lighting and clouds have to do with it
    @vexrr
    I think that what you say as very probable as they are using tension to hold the old pole up.

  24. allie says:

    @rick
    the shadow that you are referring to is the line’s and not the pole as the shadow continues pass the new pole on the ground….
    @theo
    not sure what to think of the sky but sure that lighting and clouds have to do with it
    @vexrr
    I think that what you say as very probable as they are using tension to hold the old pole up.

  25. Vexarr says:

    @allie
    Yep. They do this in Birmingham all the time. It’s a way of keeping service continuity while prepping for the pole swap. They wait until the last possible second to cut/reroute power (where possible) and perform the physical line swap. Any city where bad weather is the norm (we have a terrible tornado season) the power companies are very adept at keeping outages due to service to an absolute minimum.

  26. Vexarr says:

    @dono1
    Those would be crown joules. You can tell because they hurt your butt if you sit on them.

  27. Jon says:

    Quite normal. Most utility companies only want to handle their own cables (e.g., the phone company won’t touch the power lines), so it can take several weeks for everything to be transfered to the new pole.

  28. Vic says:

    @mystic_eye_cda
    It is indeed photoshopped. There is no way the physics of the configuration would allow this to stand. The force vectors of the power lines and the weight of the pole are being resisted solely by the double 2x4s or 2x6s holding the broken pole to the new pole.

    It won’t work.

  29. Vexarr says:

    @Vic
    That pole goes down into the ground more than 30 feet. That stump at the top of the new pole weighs less than 400lbs. The tension on the cables with or without the stump can be more than a ton. This image is not photoshopped. You will see work like this yourself if you keep an eye out for it. It happens in my city every day.

  30. JBD says:

    Vexarr :
    @Vic
    … It happens in my city every day.

    Clearly the town of broken dream!

  31. JBD says:

    That’s real pole dangling!

  32. Vexarr says:

    @JBD
    If your dreams are of pretty power lines…you betcha!

  33. The Cat says:

    One powerful kludge.

  34. The Cat says:

    …gave me a bit of a jolt when I saw it. I wonder if this photo is current? Or has a more positive fix been applied? I think if I were the safety inspector, there’d be some sparks flying between me and the dim bulb who potentially put peoples’ lives on the line just to resist work.

    (I am deliberately avoiding the terms “shocking” and “electrifying”. Too easy.)

  35. Badgirl says:

    Go Cat Go !!

  36. Ragidandy says:

    This fix can be found on route 122 in Paxton Massachusetts. The image was taken with a cheap cell phone, so it has been enhanced for brightness and contrast, but not content. The area suffered a serious ice storm in December last year, and this was the fix for the pole that was broken by the ice. The picture was taken in the first week of September, and as of today, you can go see this handiwork for yourself across from the Dunkin Donuts. I wouldn’t stand under it if I were you though.

    Cheers! :)

  37. Paddy says:

    That is a true jury-rig in the nautical sense! It looks like a broken spar or something!

  38. Fashoom says:

    i don’t see a problem with holding up power lines with a big rubber band.

  39. Fashoom says:

    The Cat :
    …gave me a bit of a jolt when I saw it. I wonder if this photo is current? Or has a more positive fix been applied? I think if I were the safety inspector, there’d be some sparks flying between me and the dim bulb who potentially put peoples’ lives on the line just to resist work.
    (I am deliberately avoiding the terms “shocking” and “electrifying”. Too easy.)

    watts with all the puns?

  40. Bruce says:

    dono1 :

    Vexarr :
    As much as this will shock everyone…

    How much?

    Not too much, but more than enough – if you try to lick your fingers and touch to see if the wires are hot we get to call you Stumpy…

    You aren’t going to try THAT trick twice, gaa-ron-TEED.

    (Only 5KV to 10KV max, the lines are too close to be any higher. Looks bad, but they just strapped everything up for a day or two, honest. Old pole white, new pole tan.)

  41. Vexarr says:

    While grounded in concern, I feel your criticism is insulated from the realities of the field. I’m sure the load was line balanced and work conducted in a positive manner. No reason to get short. I see no reason to be alternating from their current policies.

    Or somesuch.

  42. The Cat says:

    @Fashoom: just thought I’d try to lighten the mood. Some people have some pretty negative opinions about this fix.

  43. P'7X says:

    Ive seen similar fixes done near my home, just east of Philly. It looks terrible as hell (especially when theyre lashed together with rope in an emergency) but they seem to hold up pretty well until they can be permanently fixed even weeks later.

  44. dono1 says:

    Too. Many. Puns. Must meditate.
    Ohm…Ohm…Ohm…

  45. AlphaDragon says:

    Vexarr :
    While grounded in concern, I feel your criticism is insulated from the realities of the field. I’m sure the load was line balanced and work conducted in a positive manner. No reason to get short. I see no reason to be alternating from their current policies.
    Or somesuch.

    Puntastic

  46. thi_avatar says:

    another Wonderful repair job by BGE….

  47. drasl says:

    Woah, Im not sure Id have the guts to drive under that.. haha

  48. saddat says:

    Can’t imagine how the statics should work on this kludge . Photoshop?

  49. throcko says:

    Where did the photo go?

  50. CB says:

    I just saw my life flash before my eyes, and I’m not even there…

    I don’t care if this is standard policy; it’s full on terrifying! I wonder what the locals have to say about this because I’ve never seen something like this.

  51. napalm says:

    @Vexarr
    Oh. My. God. That is just jam packed with epic win!!!

  52. Chris says:

    I just like it cuz it looks like the big pole is about the dash the little pole into the traffic ^_^

  53. prsfan2008 says:

    I wish the site would include what cities these pics were in. That’s gotta be Memphis, TN.

  54. eliESP says:

    ssswwingg batta batta!

  55. Exto says:

    Actually, if you look closely, there are cables securing the tops of the poles together, and a tension line gooing to the ground on the right. Real pic.

  56. Jesse says:

    i immediately recognized this photo because I’m a resident of Paxton, where the photo was taken across from Dunkin Donuts. Someone said it before, but this was the fix for several telephone poles after last years ice storm. And yes, i HAVE riden my bike under it haha

  57. Is this REALLY fixed? says:

    The ingenuity of the city council maintainence squad surprises even ME sometimes.

  58. Silver Surfer says:

    Is this from a “third world” country? No, it´s from usa. Period.

    >40 million people having no health insurance? WTF, we´re no commies after all. Baracks like in Bangladesh must be good for Darth Cheney & Co; B.H.O., better not go through Dallas in an open car!
    Sigh!

  59. The little NSHA comment made me ROTFLOL


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