
Submitted By: Jorie
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dan says, “Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. ‘Try to read this now, copper!’”
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Submitted By: Jorie
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dan says, “Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. ‘Try to read this now, copper!’”
Ninth!
How long until it falls off?
Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. “Try to read this now, copper!”
No one uses their rear view mirror either, apparently…
Turning on the rear wiper makes the license plate a lethal object.
Because screws are expensive… Unlike window repair, or tickets.
This doesn’t appear to be a recent fix either–look at all the road dirt where the license plate should be. I guess the duct tape wouldn’t stick.
Oh I’m sure the wiper doesn’t work. It is a Jeep, after all…
I use my rear wind-shield wiper on my 96 grand cherokee almost every day.
works like a charm.
I’ve scraped some pretty big bugs off my windshield but never any that had their own license plate.
my jeep is older than this one and still has a functioning back wiper, thank you.
I hate my back wiper. Don’t ever use it, but have another stupid wiper blade to buy and replace because the sun and heat rots the damn thing, and it has to have a good blade. If not, it will scratch the window should I ever have to use the damn thing. Wish they would just make cars w/o these dumb things on them.
Looks like somebody swiped his license.
only in michigan
I was gonna say the same thing… only in michigan
He got rammed by a huge truck and kept a souvenir! Pretty solid for a Jeep!
“It’s a Jeep thing… You wouldn’t understand”
Yes I would. “Jeep People” are CHEAP people.
Jeep drivers shave with a line trimmer, eat habanero chillies by the handful, and smoke Camels. Real ones.
@Epic ideas
Except that’s an Alabama tag.
haha, ftw!
Huh. That looks like my ex-husband’s Jeep…
Licensed to kill… by a license plate!
Oh I was just saying that jeep is pretty much a rolling kludge as it is. There’s one parked out front…
Maybe the plate is glued to the rear window.
Cop: “Sir, I’m going to need you to wipe your license plate so I can read the numbers.”
Driver: “Click… No problem officer.”
You are just not driving in reverse fast enough.
This entry is made doubly funny by reading the title in conjunction with the entry above. Placement is everything!
@Wisconsimike
Heh. Indeed. I was just about to post something about people not using their rear wiper in the poopchair page. Glad I checked here first.
Is that a Michigan plate?????
Hmm. I thought it was a Michigan plate, too. But I can’t zoom enough without losing resolution. @Sue: If the duct tape didn’t stick, they’re doing it wrong.
Yup, another Michigan fine ride.
@Epic ideas
gotta agree with that one….although haven’t seen it here yet….although wouldn’t be surprised to see something like that show up in Ann Arbor, or Ypsilanti.
@QuickFix
Remove the wiper *arm* then. If it’s needed to pass inspection, you can put it back on temporarily. Problem solved!
Looks like mobile advertising for his glass cutting business
Ok, the GOOD thing about this, is that if you go speeding past a motorway cop, he can’t see your registration. The BAD thing is that you’ll probably end up paying for new a new back window.
Well, if he activates the wiper, the car is in stealth mode and not to be identificated