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No One Uses Their Back Wiper Anyway, Right?


Epic-Kludge-Photo-NoOneUsesTheirBackWiperAnyway,Right?
Submitted By: Jorie

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dan says, “Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. ‘Try to read this now, copper!’”

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  1. The Cat says:

    Ninth!

    How long until it falls off?

  2. Dan says:

    Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. “Try to read this now, copper!”

  3. ML says:

    No one uses their rear view mirror either, apparently…

  4. Fashoom says:

    Turning on the rear wiper makes the license plate a lethal object.

  5. Demetrius says:

    Because screws are expensive… Unlike window repair, or tickets.

  6. Sue says:

    This doesn’t appear to be a recent fix either–look at all the road dirt where the license plate should be. I guess the duct tape wouldn’t stick.

  7. Mr Obnox says:

    Oh I’m sure the wiper doesn’t work. It is a Jeep, after all…

  8. dono1 says:

    I’ve scraped some pretty big bugs off my windshield but never any that had their own license plate.

  9. Pdubs says:

    my jeep is older than this one and still has a functioning back wiper, thank you.

  10. QuickFix says:

    I hate my back wiper. Don’t ever use it, but have another stupid wiper blade to buy and replace because the sun and heat rots the damn thing, and it has to have a good blade. If not, it will scratch the window should I ever have to use the damn thing. Wish they would just make cars w/o these dumb things on them.

  11. dono1 says:

    Looks like somebody swiped his license.

  12. MEEEEE says:

    I was gonna say the same thing… only in michigan

  13. JBD says:

    He got rammed by a huge truck and kept a souvenir! Pretty solid for a Jeep!

  14. Observer says:

    “It’s a Jeep thing… You wouldn’t understand”

    Yes I would. “Jeep People” are CHEAP people.

  15. littleblack says:

    Jeep drivers shave with a line trimmer, eat habanero chillies by the handful, and smoke Camels. Real ones.

  16. Tina says:

    @Epic ideas
    Except that’s an Alabama tag.

  17. Fashoom says:

    Dan :
    Maybe you turn the wiper on if you want to keep someone from getting your license plate number. “Try to read this now, copper!”

    haha, ftw!

  18. hosebunny says:

    Huh. That looks like my ex-husband’s Jeep…

  19. JBD says:

    Licensed to kill… by a license plate!

  20. Mr Obnox says:

    Oh I was just saying that jeep is pretty much a rolling kludge as it is. There’s one parked out front…

  21. Maybe the plate is glued to the rear window.

    Cop: “Sir, I’m going to need you to wipe your license plate so I can read the numbers.”

    Driver: “Click… No problem officer.”

  22. Daniel says:

    dono1 :
    I’ve scraped some pretty big bugs off my windshield but never any that had their own license plate.

    You are just not driving in reverse fast enough.

  23. Wisconsimike says:

    This entry is made doubly funny by reading the title in conjunction with the entry above. Placement is everything!

  24. Daniel says:

    @Wisconsimike

    Heh. Indeed. I was just about to post something about people not using their rear wiper in the poopchair page. Glad I checked here first.

  25. Danielle and Tom says:

    Is that a Michigan plate?????

  26. Brewfangrb says:

    Hmm. I thought it was a Michigan plate, too. But I can’t zoom enough without losing resolution. @Sue: If the duct tape didn’t stick, they’re doing it wrong.

  27. FatCatInk says:

    Yup, another Michigan fine ride.

  28. Erin says:

    @Epic ideas
    gotta agree with that one….although haven’t seen it here yet….although wouldn’t be surprised to see something like that show up in Ann Arbor, or Ypsilanti.

  29. Anna Rexia says:

    @QuickFix
    Remove the wiper *arm* then. If it’s needed to pass inspection, you can put it back on temporarily. Problem solved!

  30. Chris says:

    Looks like mobile advertising for his glass cutting business

  31. Is this REALLY fixed? says:

    Ok, the GOOD thing about this, is that if you go speeding past a motorway cop, he can’t see your registration. The BAD thing is that you’ll probably end up paying for new a new back window.

  32. Max says:

    Well, if he activates the wiper, the car is in stealth mode and not to be identificated


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