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  1. dono1 says:

    The color’s right but the texture’s a bit off.

  2. Paulo Oliveira says:

    That reminds me the car from that guy Dynamo in Running Man.

  3. Tym says:

    These cheap “Lexus look-alike” kits aren’t all they’re made out to be…

  4. Gipionocheiyort says:

    For some reason I’m envious of the skills that allowed him to make this.

  5. Phil says:

    Holy crap! I’ve seen this car twice while delivering in Seattle. Once on Cap Hill and once by U-Village. Was fumbling for camera phone both times and missed my chance. Glad someone got a picture!

  6. JBD says:

    This car carries “The Tombstone” for the next installment of Death Race movie with Jason Statham.

  7. dono1 says:

    Complete with acetylene-torch trunk release.

  8. Rampart says:

    Coming to a dealer near you, the new 2010 Apocalypse Sedan!

  9. Demetrius says:

    The part around the gas cap makes me think the rest is just diamond plate shelf paper over cardboard or wood.

  10. Grani says:

    Yep, that self-stick stuff that we covered toy boxes, shelves and such with back in the 1950′s. (I’m agreeing with #8 comment) I think it is ugly…and has the upper left edge flap come unstuck and blown backward away from the gas cap area? Creative, but ugly just the same.

  11. JBD says:

    It started with new “midnight sun” headlights and under-chassis neon and ended with recycled garage tool cabinet!

  12. Claudio says:

    Cara, perfeito!!!!!

  13. dono1 says:

    Is it just me or does that thing look like the face of a metal Muppet with red lipstick? If the fuel door were opened, it’d even have an ear.

  14. Derelict says:

    Ugly as all get-out, but you gotta admire the workmanship.

  15. jimbo says:

    part car, part hotdog vendor.

  16. That’s one way to protect your car! We always wondered what our Tool Chests and GearBoxes designs would look like if they were merged with a car. Now we know! The car could use a little work, though ;)

  17. Paddy says:

    Still looks better than the stupid rice racer body kits every boy racer has.

  18. Daniel says:

    Odd. The trunk does look legit but I am dubious about the part around the gas door. Very cool either way.

  19. Goodzik says:

    Did anyone notice the autobot logo in the back window? Makes you wonder….

  20. GreatKatzini says:

    Transformers! Roll out!

  21. Mel says:

    I’m hell on wheels, and if my boyfriend ever saw this, he would do the same thing to my car… oh dear god, please never let my boyfriend see this!

  22. Demetrius says:

    Goodzik :
    Did anyone notice the autobot logo in the back window? Makes you wonder….

    …makes you wonder if it turns into a robot with trap door long johns.

  23. Concerned... says:

    @Demetrius
    I agree.
    Look closely at the edges of the trunk – it appears to be plywood.

  24. D. says:

    And I thought the stake-bed Volvo was bad. At least this car owner can pop the trunk, put up an umbrella, and sell chili dogs and chips.

  25. Blackavar says:

    Finally, one of these that I’ve actually seen here in Seattle – and no, it’s not shelf paper – it’s actual diamond plate. No idea *why*, though, other than accident repair gone metastatic.

  26. gamer dude23 says:

    It just give’s it a certain industrial look

  27. JH says:

    Leaving expensive cars in chavvy areas is always dangerous…

  28. Daniel says:

    @Concerned…

    That would be an additional level of fix win. Fixing the car with plywood and then faux finishing the wood into diamond plate? Brilliant.

  29. andersonwal says:

    that’ll teach those damn tailgaters!

  30. hosebunny says:

    As a rivethead (or something like it), I so want this car…

  31. bill OHara says:

    love it

  32. LeticiaRedville says:

    Now THAT´S pimping the ride.

  33. FixMaster 2k says:

    Master Blaster Runs Barder Town!!

  34. jim har says:

    how come it has a matching bumper but not a matching gas lid?!!!!!!!!
    what in the heck was he thinking when he forgot the simple details like that!!

  35. Ocean says:

    I saw this car down on Alki Beach in Seattle and had to stop & look at it. i’m a fabricator and I gotta say this car was really well done! They shoulda done the front bumper too though.

  36. Slappahizz says:

    @Gipionocheiyort

    you, my friend, have problems! =p

  37. Scott M. says:

    I’ve had it! I’ve been rear-ended more than a old hooker! Slam into that why don’t ya!

  38. Annie says:

    Looks like the TIV from Stormchasers.

  39. Mz_Pink says:

    I totally thought ‘The Tombstone’ too. No-one’s gonna be rear ending -that-.

  40. Ivic_Wulfe says:

    Seems like someone got wanted a carbon fibre upgrade and went a bit too far.

  41. cynick says:

    Rampart :
    Coming to a dealer near you, the new 2010 Apocalypse Sedan!

    Correction: 2012 Sedan. ;)

  42. 31337 says:

    try and Tailgate me now!

  43. Elkian says:

    Next time that British Secret Agent will STAY in the trunk!

  44. Mel, honey, uh, don’t look in the driveway.

  45. Cal says:

    Either he’s trying to keep people out, or keep them in…

  46. James says:

    “Hey hun! Do you know where my tool box went?”

  47. Ben says:

    Repeat after me; “The Humongous RULES the Wasteland!!!”

  48. Bryce says:

    Death Race was real?

  49. prsfan2008 says:

    be he’s glad he took Shop class in high school.

  50. Tim says:

    I saw this car today parked in the S-1 parking lot at the University of Washington Medical Center. What you can’t see is they have also covered the Toyota Logo on the grill with a piece of sheet metal and have a Transformers sticker in it’s place now!
    There is a huge upgrade going on with the mechanical systems there at UWMC (hence why I was there), so I am assuming he is a sheet metal worker by trade. looks pretty snazzy from a foot away.

  51. jim har says:

    looks like it serves hot meals out of the trunk at factory locations for lunchs

  52. Verliox says:

    Must have been one hell of an aluminum siding salesman

  53. sonic says:

    The studio called they want mad max’s car back.

  54. epodon says:

    I would guess that’s probably not an autobot… most likely decepticon…

  55. Galen E says:

    This car was most recently spotted in Leavenworth, WA in mid-october.

    It drives, and the owner looked at us funny as we took photos of the kludge in action.

  56. Rainchaser says:

    If it’s a Toyota, why his he scared of being rear-ended? The brakes won’t work. Think it through and reinforce the FRONT end!

  57. Angie54 says:

    Doubles as a fallout shelter when the Apocalypse comes….

  58. Spikelema says:

    At least nobody can re shoot the body in the Trunk.

  59. stephanie burns choplick says:

    Rednecks should run the world. It would be so much cheaper!!!

  60. griffinthegreat says:

    guess they got tired of hitch hikers escaping

  61. AutoDesigner says:

    HaHA, guys its a test mule in disguise so the press wont release photos of the actual model,,, before it long due launch….


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