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  1. Claudio says:

    …..isso que eu chamo de um volante de fundamento!

  2. Pat says:

    We’re sure this isn’t replacing the air bag? Because that would just be painful.

  3. Evan says:

    That’s actually pretty brilliant… I might have to sacrifice a kitchen pot for this.

  4. K says:

    Huh…hatbox?

  5. Nerf says:

    They’re so serious, they even moved the steering wheel to the wrong side!

  6. Steaming Pile says:

    This is a bit extreme. The military has been using heavy-duty padlocks and chains welded to the floor of their vehicles for years because they usually aren’t equipped with locksets and keys.

  7. Jim Tobias says:

    glug compartment

  8. Rampart says:

    Brought to you by Snare Drum Security Co

  9. Unibob says:

    Steering wheel gets bloody hot if left uncovered in the sun.

  10. strangeBYRD says:

    Those Wacky Brits!

  11. Carlo says:

    What if that isn’t a security device? What if it’s the actual steering wheel? This might have to be re-filed under “Abomineering”…

  12. Paddy says:

    In all honesty, at first glance, I thought someone had stuck a portable cement mixer in the passenger side of their truck! I thought, what kind of kludge is this? And then I saw that it’s a right side drive car, and laughed really hard!

  13. whatever says:

    discouraging airbag theft would be the assumed motive here…

  14. Jason says:

    The security system is so good that it even puts the steering wheel on the wrong side to confuse would-be robbers.

  15. Daniel says:

    Unibob :
    Steering wheel gets bloody hot if left uncovered in the sun.

    As opposed to a metal contraption that you need to remove before you can lower the windows or turn on the AC.

  16. Dez says:

    @Mike
    LMAO… that definitely gets a +1.

  17. KitFox says:

    @Nerf
    No it cannot be on the wrong side, that is clearly the right side of the car, isn’t it? ;-) Are you saying that right is wrong? Next thing you will be saying left is right, and then we will all be in a right confusion , all right!

    Gmpfh! I think this whole discussion is going to pot, it is!

  18. JBD says:

    Bronco bongo!

  19. rob says:

    Steel drum band’s van

  20. Fireman says:

    Wow, this dude takes “The-Club” to a whole new level!!!

  21. dono1 says:

    #1- The recipe specified “a rolling boil”.
    #2- That car is really souped up.
    #3- Monster Garage meets Iron Chef.

  22. The Cat says:

    KitFox: You’re right!

  23. Looks pretty effective to me. Beats the hell out of The Club.

  24. D. says:

    Brilliant! I love it. You know, some car thieves aren’t intimidated by the Club. They just take bolt cutters and chop one side of your steering wheel, and take out your Club. Now, can you imagine a car thief seeing this bad boy, and remembering that he’s forgotten to bring his can opener? Sweet!

  25. dono1 says:

    You gotta’ be careful slamming on the brakes when you’re transporting Costco tuna.

  26. this car is no longer steal!

  27. kommerz says:

    Paddy :
    In all honesty, at first glance, I thought someone had stuck a portable cement mixer in the passenger side of their truck! I thought, what kind of kludge is this? And then I saw that it’s a right side drive car, and laughed really hard!

    Well – I thought it’s a DIY airbag made from an old snare drum…

  28. Paddy says:

    @kommerz
    That would not be nice…

  29. dono1 says:

    Paddy :
    @kommerz
    That would not be nice…

    Your right- just think of the repercussions.

  30. dono1 says:

    (You’re right- it’s a spelling alert!)

  31. D. says:

    @dono1
    “repercussions”!!! This guy’s good.

  32. jim har says:

    The Brits take their security measures seriously!!
    I’m thinking the “handling” of this baby is loose. While your driving you can practice the Jamaican kettle drum for reggae night at the moose lodge.

  33. LockeZ says:

    Daniel :

    Unibob :
    Steering wheel gets bloody hot if left uncovered in the sun.

    As opposed to a metal contraption that you need to remove before you can lower the windows or turn on the AC.

    Hey, this clearly covers the ignition as well. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

  34. 1/2@$$ says:

    “We’ve replaced Stacy’s steering wheel with an aluminum pot, let’s see what happens next.”

  35. dmcd621 says:

    Never did trust those steering wheel bars

  36. Elkian says:

    The British have advanced beyond the ‘Club’…

  37. anonymous says:

    the pot is actually the music player

  38. Roger says:

    I don’t call this a kludge, I call it damned clever. It’s far more secure than a “Club”, yet lighter and cheaper to build. As someone else pointed out, it also prevents theft of air-bags and custom steering wheels, reduces access to the ignition switch (which may or may not make hot-wiring more difficult, depending on the layout of the wiring harness) as well as making theft of the car itself far more difficult.

    It’s also a nice poor man’s car alarm: depending on the style of your horn buttons, forcefully tampering with it may be likely to sound the car horn. If your car has plastic covered recessed horn buttons, you might be able to fit some sort of peg inside the drum that still presses on the buttons if the device is tampered with.

    The inventor should patent it and start selling, he’ll make a mint. The only issue I see with the current version is that it’s kind of bulky to stow when not in use. Maybe in a production model that could be fixed by some sort of telescoping arrangement so it can flatten to a thickness you can easily skip under the seat. Of course a production model would also come in a variety of finishes, and perhaps even with a maker’s badge.

  39. Brittany says:

    Wow! At first look I thought this was some sort of light to send up the bat signal! Well, if Batman’s in charge of keeping your car safe, that’s some pretty intense security there!

  40. duked says:

    ye olde club deterrent of rapscallions and hoodlums

    thing is like a medieval club


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